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Lana Del Rey

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  1. I think you spelt Hundred Dollar Bill wrong
  2. wot omg srsly i wouldn't like them songs to be on btd because i really like them and i don't want too many people to know about them ok thanks bye
  3. I like to listen to all unreleased and demo's in alphabetical order because I don't like change and I have been listening to them like that for ages.. I have no order, but sometimes I never get to listen to 'you're gonna love me' or anything high in the alphabet, but sometimes I just ctrl+click songs ...
  4. I try to stay calm :') They usually say it in the morning anyway(Before school actually starts), so I can just go to my other friends who don't care who Lana is, but they won't hate on her, so it's fine :') Most of the time I can cope with the hate but sometimes they go too far and I end up moving tables or something, I try to keep my temper to myself. I don't want to show any weakness... Because then they'll keep going on
  5. Erm... I was singing Blue Velvet and then 30 seconds later the advert came on? ERM Relating to getting friends to like Lana... Not very successful "Lana Del Rey is a slut!" They haven't even listened to her oh my god "Anal Dildo Slut" They refuse to listen because apparently she looks like an 'uncomfortable happy-wannabe' In music we had to create a mixtape/playlist but we couldn't have the same artists after eachother So I put Lana Del Rey - Lizzy Grant - May Jailer - I got my teacher to play National Anthem in music but it was the pitched version and then I got weird looks because everyone said it was crap and then soon after they put afroman or whatever This morning my friend asked me 'Is Lana a virgin, I think she is, but she's a slut' 'I really like your facebook cover design but it's got pictures of Lana so it's a good design, but the content is shit' One day I was called to my head of year and I was told to leave all my stuff, when I came back I realised in my work they written 'Lana del rey is a slut!' So it was like 'Obama creates a friendly rapport between him and his audience because Lana del rey is a slut!' I had to do art work on what reflected on my life, and I written Lana Del Rey sideways, and someone thought it says anal... yeah because anal reflects on my life "Do you want my h&m catalogue because I don't like it?" YES PLEASE "Why are you so obsessed with a slut" "She can't even sing" "You're gay to like her" "Her Blue Jeans performance on The Voice was shit" I love my life being around Lana haters because I can just annoy them with my Lana-knowledge, woo!
  6. This is like a poem oh my god it's perfect
  7. This is Lana from a year ago when she forgot to shave everywhere
  8. Erm I don't know why, in Aviation 'Do you think I'm crazy, 'Cause I'm going to Pensacola' I love the way she sings it...
  9. it might be on ebay a week after or something idk
  10. We're doing Lana songs but Controversy - Natalia Kills 'You were sorting pictures and you gave me one of a nun who was playing the drums, she was crazy her name was katie'
  11. Thankyou, I need this for my singing lesson tomorrow :')
  12. We've got some weed experts on this forum
  13. Lana Del Rey

    USA Tour?

    WAT!!! SHE BETTER GO TO HMV RITZ THEN, SHE WAS AT RUBY LOUNGE LAST YEAR, I'M SURE OF IT... DIS IS TOTAL MADNESS OH MY GOD I CAN PASS FOR A 16 BECAUSE OF MY HEIGHT BUT IDK ABOUT 18 MIGHT GROW FACIAL HAIR OR SUMMET
  14. Lana Del Rey

    USA Tour?

    RANT RANT RANT DONT LISTEN TO ME OK DIS BITCH NO NEED 2 CUM TO USA SHE NEED 2 CUM TO DA FOKIN UK !!!! WOT DA FOK R U DOIN LANA I DNT WANNA GO ON A BEACH WIF U, I DONT C NO BEECH IN MANCHESTER, DO U?!?! U BETTER GET IN MANCHESTER IN DAT RUBY LOUNGE AND U BETTER PERFORM FOR ME, FOR ME, BETTER SING WITHOUT U AND THINK OF ME WHEN U SAY PRETTYCAMERAS BCOZ MA TWATTIR NAME IS PRETTYCAMERAS RYT AND U FOLLOW ME SO DONT GIVE ME ANY SHIT LANA omg that was the best rant ever^
  15. Lana Del Rey

    In My Pants

    Ugly Betty in my pants
  16. I love it when she is in jeans and a shirt/sweater or whatever, she looks so casual, like she's just a normal average human being. I love a celebrity who doesn't take advantage of there fame (aka lady gaga wearing a meat dress, like wot da fok)
  17. I don't need an explanation, she looks amazing in it and that's all i care about and I always knew it was indian but people kept saying it was and neon but then i heard and neon but then i heard indian so like yeah my life story x x
  18. Lana Del Rey

    Azealia Banks

    When I'm in a pumped up mood, I listen to her mixtape :') I love it, well I like it, I don't see myself listening to it everyday
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