honey dew

I don’t know @lizzyschemtrails does it?

Great - bad phone service and a thunderstorm as she is about to perform 2 new songs. Her karmic lineage must be fucked up

Oh she knows the storm is coming it’s all part of the show. She’ll debut The Mirror and Tough at the end as the storm hits Boston and then

Stephen Del Sanchez...All the people she has been bringing on stage are her most devout sons 🤔 There’s definitely some kind of motive there. She’s so fascinating.

Houdini and Training Season lol. The singles for the red hot exercise album that never was...

Hey siri what were the 2 best melancholy guitar-driven albums with black and white cover art released in 2014 by female musicians whose names start with L?

I can clock an Etienne Ortega mug from across the county bitch

Camila Cabello: 1. I Got It (feat. Brooke Candy, CupcakKe and Pabllo Vittar) 2. Pang 3. Video Games 4. Rip The Slit 5. Track 10 6. Havana

Do you have a family history of dementia?

Exactly @colaandvideogames just be in that moment and enjoy that moment. Potentially the best moment of your life no shade to the rest of your life.

It's crazy to me that it's easier for us to go into space than the bottom of our own ocean

Ooooh so this must be why I barely have any followers

I want both quavo songs back to back on lasso to complete the lust for life roman reloaded fantasy

The most played song in my music library

Well it's crickets in here but Gaga teased LG7 with a snippet of a new song at the end of her chromatica ball film: Here it is w better audio: Sounds promising But I'm scarred from radical optimism. Not trusting a lead single ever again

Someone get ha a warning point cuz I got my first one from saying something like this in the NFR prerelease -_-

Maybe Lana is worried that people will think she’s copying beyonce and then drag QFTC up again and start calling her racist again. It’s a very real possibility.

I just got off the phone with my dad and he said Hi how are you and I said Good how are you and he said Good thanks.

Ok on second revision of this text I think she means “What can I say now?” like basically “I told you so” like “I said country was going to happen and nobody believed me”. So the last part I’m interpreting as “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly” like where is it going to land in its current form, who’s ready for the country jelly? She has no idea. I think that’x what she means

I love and hate this aspect of Lana. It’s the torture of her vagueness and snippets and red herrings, but the lois griffin rush of when she gets it right in the end and it completely shocks you

She's so funny for saying all 5000 people in the audience went dead silent after she said the industry's going country bc am I demented or was there not applause when she said that?

She should become a politician the way she dodges questions with such prowess

First person to figure out what she means gets 5% off a deadstock Chemtrails Over The Country Club chapstick

THIS is why I’m Team Pammy. The Pammy makeup is a key ingredient in The Lana Del Rey Look. It’s artistry only a tasteful British woman can achieve. It’s just not something an LA fag such as Etienne can do

She is never going to not play Bartender again What IS IT ABOUT THAT SONG GIR!L