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2009!! in that year Shakira released the bop of the year She Wolf
 

Yeah that's me, and the message was about creepy stalker, so I was doing my best to get him to read it.

Realistically, she should perform Happiness Is A Butterfly at the show on June 22nd, confirm it is her new single and release the song (alongside music video) and album pre-order for Norman Fucking Rockwell the following Friday, June 28th.
 
Have the album be released in late July (26th) or early August (9th) and perform a few more songs whilst doing the summer festivals.
 
I just want it over now... All in one day preferably, even if it means just CD and black vinyl. I don't need the vinyl variants, box set, cassette and signed copies, I just want the music.
 
(once she's dumped the album on us she can crack on doing her poetry book and get it released in fall or in time for Christmas - it would even be nice to include a poem in the album booklet as a teaser).

Watching Taylor Swift & Charli XCX announce their albums today has me looking at this thread with more disdain than normal..

THEN when she spoke about it, she should have just said, “I have finished a new album called “________,” and will share with all of you that it will be out a year from now, in the early Fall of 2019. You won’t hear much from me until then. Cheers.”

Melanie Martinez finished her second album in 2017 and it's only gonna come in September this year. She first announced it for the fall of 2017, then delayed to the beginning of 2018, then the end of 2018, and finally end of the summer of 2019 (which is right this time). The reason why? She was making a movie for the album. She could've just released the album and then the movie, but no, she wanted everything together.
Now apply this to Lana; what can be her reasons for delaying the album? The most evident reason is the poetry book. She wants to put it out before the album and it might be taking more time than she thought it would. Now another reason, a personal reason. We all know she suffered from depression for many years and she says in Hope that having distractions is the only way she found to forget about her sadness. We also know that NFR is sad and tells about her everyday life, but probably the deep aspects of it. When she said she would maybe release a song last October, I'm nearly sure it was Hope, but she delayed it because it was too personal and she wasn't ready yet. I think she wants to enjoy her life, which she might not be able to do when she releases the album. And honestly, knowing sadness and depression are coming again if you stop having fun is terrifying.

Also as I’ve previously stated the vinyl will be translucent and hunter green

Mariners - Sea green
Venice - Hunter green
Hope - Orchid
How to Disappear - Slate gray
HIAB - Pastel yellow
Cinnamon - Midnight blue
In the Car - Shut up its fucking red Blood orange
In My Arms/Be Stronger/YDEHT - Pansy purple
 
IMBSFFSH - Yellow and green (think daffodils)
HBB - Hydrangea blue
Doin’ Time - Burnt orange

How many songs do we already know of btw? MAC, VB, HIADT, HIAB, Cinnamon, the title track, HTD ? So, that's like at least or around 4 more songs we haven't heard yet right? Snippets not included 

MAC is daytime blue hour, fog before the sun comes up
VB is the early, mid afternoon when the sun's still warm, but the night time breeze starts faintly coming thru 
HIADT is around 1 or 2am
HIAB is ashes in the sky, when the day begins to fall, orange, pink, purple, yellow psychedelic dreams 
Cinnamon is around 11pm, late night parties 
dfk the title track
HTD is sitting by the beach, pref on some kind of man-made structure/ concrete as the skies flare for a quick glimpse before it falls. Ship lights fading out at night, turning your lights on a few moments after sunset

lmao celebrating 2000 pages with matcha recipes

Her birthday is on a Friday, literally the best day to release the lead single

R.I.P.

Norman Fucking Rockwell

 

Beloved Son of Lana Del Rey

Devoted Father to Mariners Apartment Complex, Venice Bitch

and Hope Is A Dangerous Thing...

 

07.09.18 - 12.06.19

this is making me so acutely aware of...my own aging? like i feel fucking ancient. i'm not saying it's her fault at all, like i know it's my own neuroses, but goddamn this is really putting the passage of time into perspective

Azaelia: "you're a bum ass bitch who can't even release an album properly, your fans are hoping you retire"
Lana: *releases ultra deluxe version of NFR, $1 leather bound poetry book w/ free international shipping & announces world tour*

there is a higher likelihood of her cancelling the show than singing something new from NFR to be honest.

We should try to get NFR trending on twitter and see if she’ll respond to it 

What's the likelihood of her singing something new from Norman Rotting Fuckwell on the 22nd?

Fans: "We're sick of your shit and we're unstanning en masse"
 
Sis:
 

NfR? What's that ? 

This is her when you tell her you have a matcha gift card:
 

 
And this is her when you ask for NFR:
 

Fan: "WHERES NFR?"
 
Lana: "Whats she saying"
 

 
 
Fan: "WHERE IS NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL - WHATS HAPPENING"
 
Lana:
 

+ if anyone is near the front and has the chance to meet her ASK HER ABOUT IT AND FKN RECORD HER ANSWER

Lemme find my buku fest post brb  
Ok:
 
 

It is the responsibility of anyone attending her show on June 22 to SCREAM “WE WANT NORMAN FUCKING ROCKWELL”

what we really need is for neil krug to do the nfr photoshoot