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I guess Jesus really is her bestest friend

Who needs chemical peels and facials when you can just join a cult?

Nah I feel like she's 100% dead serious about it.
 
Can't wait to hear Lana's cover of Judas on NFR

Should have swiped that dropbox file

She reworked Beautiful People to BPBP, which turned out to be pretty different. And I don't know if it counts, but the first version of Diet Mountain Dew she uploaded on her YouTube channel is different than the one on the album. Technically, we could also say she reworked Something Real into 13 Beaches but we don't have it so we might never know what's the difference

Methamphetamines to old money comes to my mind

Idk for me I found it real amusing, almost satirical imo. The colors, the settings. I love the forced vintage feel and the graininess of em, textured like some kinda sponge cake lol 

Saying Lana will release NFR in the summer isn't even a good prediciton, it's just common knowledge since she's a slut for summer.

Violet bent over the kitchen table is shaking

nO hYpE uNdEr oUr cOvErS indeed   

nfr is a born again virgin

nfr: struggling actor dick

It also gives heroin vibes obvious reasons (Cruel World and the West Coast music video)

I legit NEED new Lana music to listen to. All of her old stuff is still amazing but I need something fresh to go with where I’m at in life rn I don’t need a throwback. Pls Lana come throughhhh

genItalia
 
NFR world tour confirmed

teas

UV is the skinny crackhead white boy dick
 
NFR has no genitalia.

wasn’t expecting to read something like this today

lana del ray: meth head dick
born to die: daddy dick
paradise: poolboy dick
ultraviolence: biker dick
honeymoon: fine italian dick
lust for life: gangbang
because LFL is incohesive as hell

What ever happened to the Queen of Hearts and Don’t Stop leaks that someone allegedly got their hands on???

BTD, coke
Paradise, heroin
UV, methamphetamine / xanax
HM, LSD
LFL, ecstasy

Man I do not drink
and I do not use drugs
 
can I compare her albums to different types of dicks?

yall got so bored of the eras as colors & seasons & flowers so now we moving on to drugs and (alcoholic) beverages huh

I love the concept of associating UV with whiskey  

my entire early to mid twenties was getting drunk and stoned and crying over boys to her music tbh