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I still cant believe Ben, Lana’s manager, knows this website (possibly this thread?) exist

Funny, this is the exact same process I went through with LFL as well. Thought she was this clever, kitschy satirist/performance artist, but then realized that she's been being serious this whole time lmao. Probably why I'm personally not tooo hungry for NFR, because my interest in her is more casual these days. Still makes me sad how soured the NFR project has become, because I was obsessed with MAC after it came out and thought HTD was pretty promising. 
Truthfully, I think she's more or less exposing the real Elizabeth Grant to us and shoving it in our faces because she's sick and tired of the obsessive fan fervor that comes with the enigmatic Lana Del Rey persona. Destroy the mystique, stifle the fascination. Probably not going to work on the crazier stans, but whatever
 
Can't even unironically disagree with this tbh

she wouldnt even care tbh

i hope NFR doesnt even chart
 
i hope it sells only 50 copies
 
i hope it leaks a whole two months before its release
 
i hope people dont stream it on any service
 
i hope no bookstore wants to sell her poetry book
 
i hope theres a manufacting error and each copy is titled "My Ass Bent Backwards Over the Grass"
 
I hope Robert Frost rises from the dead, creates a twitter account, and tells Lana to never attempt to write poetry again
 
I hope Stella leaks both NFR and the poetry book
 
I hope Ashley and Alex find the only existing copy of the poetry book and throw it away
 

7 NEW SONGS OMFG
 

imagine being so upset about what’s being posted on a public forum about someone famous who doesn’t give a shit or know anything about anyone on here
 
edit: anyway yes there’s no news on nfr. and there prob won’t be till doin time comes out. even then it 99% won’t be about the album or its release. so plz lock this thread again if it’s an issue.

can i tattoo that last paragraph on my forehead bc i literally felt so bamboozled and resentful but it’s just because for once i thought there was someone i could really relate to in the mainstream that wasn’t a rich, drug-addled rapper... but then looking at her trailer park lizzy days and the content she created for her homemade videos makes me confused again because was all that just an act too??? she really faked that creativity and nihilism? part of me just refuses to believe it.

imagine being so upset about what’s being posted on a public forum about someone famous who doesn’t give a shit or know anything about anyone on here
 
edit: anyway yes there’s no news on nfr. and there prob won’t be till doin time comes out. even then it 99% won’t be about the album or its release. so plz lock this thread again if it’s an issue.

None of this would be necessary if she had people like us working for her  

I understand what you're saying, and I 100% agree about becoming too emotionally invested/frustrated over someone else's life/decisions. That's not healthy or productive. However ...
 
I don't think that discussion of her friends is irrelevant, given that they are part of her new ... lifestyle (if we could call it that) and that that lifestyle seems to be, at least partially, the reason for the NFR delay. As I said, it's her life, and her decisions, but as a public figure, she can expect to have those decisions scrutinised and seeing as this is a discussion board, I don't feel that it's wrong to do so here.
 
All I can say is, if my BFF put up a pic of herself in front of the Beverly Hills Hotel, we'd be having words. And I'm not even a famous bitch with millions of gay fans.
 
I don't even know how I feel about NFR being released in the context of this phase, and whether it will influence how I will feel about the music, but I'll rant about that another time.
 
I'm hoping the cover is a reproduction of one of Norman's works ... there are so many good options ... like that one someone posted awhile ago with a woman slumped against a wall with a book in her lap. She could replace all the objects with objects pertaining to her and it'd be sooo much fun to see.

well....its over

i am quite drunk, so many people here seem so nice 

the way adam looks at her during this performance is with incredible thirst and whether genuine from him or not i love her slight embarrassment 

now you're just being mean @Foxglove! what's vapid about staying in & advertising a hotel that belongs to a man who wants to stone gay people to death, and then deleting comments calling you out on it because you'd rather just show the ones about wifey staycations uwu ^_^ <33333

can i tattoo that last paragraph on my forehead bc i literally felt so bamboozled and resentful but it’s just because for once i thought there was someone i could really relate to in the mainstream that wasn’t a rich, drug-addled rapper... but then looking at her trailer park lizzy days and the content she created for her homemade videos makes me confused again because was all that just an act too??? she really faked that creativity and nihilism? part of me just refuses to believe it.

imagine being so upset about what’s being posted on a public forum about someone famous who doesn’t give a shit or know anything about anyone on here
 
edit: anyway yes there’s no news on nfr. and there prob won’t be till doin time comes out. even then it 99% won’t be about the album or its release. so plz lock this thread again if it’s an issue.

wait i thought Lana cant get the straight men crowd
 
 
i mean, they're objectively vapid girls who think they're the shit................ like.... its just the facts

Norman Rockwell painting of us waiting on the album
 

imagine being so upset about what’s being posted on a public forum about someone famous who doesn’t give a shit or know anything about anyone on here
 
edit: anyway yes there’s no news on nfr. and there prob won’t be till doin time comes out. even then it 99% won’t be about the album or its release. so plz lock this thread again if it’s an issue.

this makes me wonder why there aren’t any big conspiracies on lana dying and another lana taking over... people have done it with paul mccartney and avril lavigne and even vladimir putin but this one would be the most convincing  
anyone know how long her contract is? maybe it’s ending soon and she’s fresh out of fucks forever

can i tattoo that last paragraph on my forehead bc i literally felt so bamboozled and resentful but it’s just because for once i thought there was someone i could really relate to in the mainstream that wasn’t a rich, drug-addled rapper... but then looking at her trailer park lizzy days and the content she created for her homemade videos makes me confused again because was all that just an act too??? she really faked that creativity and nihilism? part of me just refuses to believe it.

imagine being so upset about what’s being posted on a public forum about someone famous who doesn’t give a shit or know anything about anyone on here
 
edit: anyway yes there’s no news on nfr. and there prob won’t be till doin time comes out. even then it 99% won’t be about the album or its release. so plz lock this thread again if it’s an issue.

imagine being so upset about what’s being posted on a public forum about someone famous who doesn’t give a shit or know anything about anyone on here
 
edit: anyway yes there’s no news on nfr. and there prob won’t be till doin time comes out. even then it 99% won’t be about the album or its release. so plz lock this thread again if it’s an issue.

Lana delayed NFR almost 9 months because she’s preggo