honeycookie

hopefully she scrapped how to disappear venice bitch mariners and hope like we had them for so long by now

"sir our phone lines are down"
 
"why? what are the calls for?"
 
"sounds like at least 55 faggots a minute calling us just to screech about lana dal rey's song?"

Ok I just called the office and she asked "Didnt you just call" sosjejendn. Yall it's real. OMFG. Its happening. We-
 
@@Jiggy sweetie I'm sorry I ever doubted you. We've just been lied to so many times ndjejejd

Patiently waiting for the fake lyrics to roll in, followed by a 35kbps snippet leak from someone who "got it from Shazam before it was taken down". Then we'll endure a week of silence from Lana, to which we will then all receive a post notification from Instagram, and all flock to it in excitement...hoping its official...only for it to be a photo of some random ass street in a purple hue filter with no caption. Two minutes later she'll post another poem, and remind us it's coming (without mentioning a date). Finally, May 20th will arrive. And the meltdowns over how the "level of unprofessionalism is far too much"...the cycle goes on and on.
 

Just called all access and the lady on the phone said she can confirm the release date info is from the record label and is accurate.

y’all are r e a l l y still delusional? couldn’t be me.

I won't believe it until an announcement is made. Let's harass Ben and Ed to confirm if it's fake

What if this song’s a song she teased before, like, it could be HiaB, In Your Car, that new song she teased, we don’t know. It could even be [REDACTED] but we’re not mentioning her untill she’s released.

Nothing gets past you, sis.

Finallly
It's been 84 years

This >>> all of the covers this era

I mean.....if someone wants to do it i won't stop them☺☺☺

hypothetical question... 
would you want this single to leak
 
                
 
c'mon elizabitch do something

VIOLET FUCKING CHACHKI is attending the met gala. Good thing Lana ain’t going, will save us the embarrassment

Wait...why not Cinnamon?

Thought she said there are no bangers and it's all introspective sad-girl shit .... doubt this is gonna be another HBTB or Coachella

BITCH IM LAUGHING LIKE LAUGHING

Some of you have not learnt a single thing from these 8 months era of silence...

The only way this is gonna happen is if
 
A. She goes back to her old surgeon
 
Or
 
B. Thanos snaps his fingers and transports us to a timeline where Lana never flopped on SNL and continued her life as the gangsta Nancy Sinatra...

Imagine passing up the Met Gala for Cha Cha Matcha. Summarises this era, really. 
 
ETA: jic we didn't believe that she's at Cha Cha Matcha ... the guest list leaked, she definitely ain't going. https://mobile.twitter.com/PopAlertNews/status/1125506731914747904/photo/2

She definitely isn't at the Met Gala; someone on Twitter said she has just been spotted at Cha Cha Matcha. 
 
....

Girl it's literally just a random tree. I agree that the Color scheme matches, but I'm sure there are a variety of other photos that would fit the song...preferably ones that feature Lana in them

What are these new sources you speak of

We usually don’t create lyric threads until we have .... you know... a lyric at least

single cover leaked