MoreCruelThanYou

"I'm doin it for all of us who never got the chance" Lana talking about shirking her responsibilities as a pop singer in order to be an 'insta baddie'

The fact that we don't even know what "In Your Car" is called or even what it is for that matter. We've had to give it a name for ourselves in these dark times and just assume that its it's own song. This is legiterally the Medieval Period of Lana Del Rey history and I'm tired of it

The fact that Lana has not even had the decency to comment on the shit show that occurred today involving HER OWN MANAGER... major eyerolll. She seriously does not give a shit about the fanbase

New game plan: we blackmail Ben to his wife and/ or GF for propositioning HoneymoonDaddy for oral sex in exchange for the album's release date

This is honestly iconic

"I'm doin it for all of us who never got the chance" Lana talking about shirking her responsibilities as a pop singer in order to be an 'insta baddie'

Fame is one of the worst things that can happen to a person. It horrifies me. Maybe it's my BPD, maybe it's my anxiety disorder, but I don't think of fame as anything but a curse. I'd rather be poor than famous, and that's saying something considering how much I love money. I need my fucking peace. I've gone through hell, still going through it, in silence, behind closed doors. So many people think they know me and they don't know shit. They don't even know I'm sick. They probably think I'm just lazy, like we say Lana is. I can't imagine thousands of rabid fans harassing me & demanding that I mAkE aN eFfOrT while I'm just trying to get through each day without jumping off a fucking window. But I don't make promises I can't keep. And I didn't chase fame. Way too many people think of Lana as this shy, introverted sad girlTM who just wants to write love songs in the rain and hide in deserted beaches. She might have regretted fame, but she wanted it. She didn't ask for this, she begged for this. She fought for this. She went from New York to LA and London for this. She sucked dick for this.
 
She wasn't a child star who got pushed into a celebrity lifestyle she didn't choose. She's been glamourizing the everloving fuck out of fame for like 15 years now. She worked so hard to become a star, refusing to give up even as the years went by and seemingly nothing happened. What can I say, be careful what you wish for... But she knew what she was getting herself into. She grew up watching celebrities getting harassed by paparazzi and having their personal lives invaded in the most shameless manner. She's been so lucky so far, the SNL thing & the UV backlash are nothing compared to what other celebrities have had to face. Nobody even gives a fuck about her anymore, only her fans. She manages to live a mostly quiet life, while still being able to call herself famous. I don't feel like most of us are asking for too much. Like I said, actions have consequences. Everything comes at a cost. You trade privacy for fame. And when you make promises, you are expected to keep them. When you lead people on, don't get mad if they get upset. And when you give up on your career, don't get upset when your fans give up on you.
 
...Though of course they won't.

i’m on the edge of my fucking seat i feel like we’re all about to get sniped

Also I saw Stevie Nicks slader pages and pages back. Yall are disgusting with no taste, period. 

If Lana put in an ounce of effort since the early days of her career (and arguably since the Honeymoon era) she would probably have 5 Grammys, an Emmy, an Oscar, a People's Choice award and a Tony but alas...

Maybe if they actually released the music we wouldn't have to leak it?

The fact that we don't even know what "In Your Car" is called or even what it is for that matter. We've had to give it a name for ourselves in these dark times and just assume that its it's own song. This is legiterally the Medieval Period of Lana Del Rey history and I'm tired of it

If Lana put in an ounce of effort since the early days of her career (and arguably since the Honeymoon era) she would probably have 5 Grammys, an Emmy, an Oscar, a People's Choice award and a Tony but alas...

New game plan: we blackmail Ben to his wife and/ or GF for propositioning HoneymoonDaddy for oral sex in exchange for the album's release date

This is honestly iconic

The fact that we don't even know what "In Your Car" is called or even what it is for that matter. We've had to give it a name for ourselves in these dark times and just assume that its it's own song. This is legiterally the Medieval Period of Lana Del Rey history and I'm tired of it

If Lana put in an ounce of effort since the early days of her career (and arguably since the Honeymoon era) she would probably have 5 Grammys, an Emmy, an Oscar, a People's Choice award and a Tony but alas...

If Lanaboards were an actual physical location we would've been raided multiple times by now smh

If Lana put in an ounce of effort since the early days of her career (and arguably since the Honeymoon era) she would probably have 5 Grammys, an Emmy, an Oscar, a People's Choice award and a Tony but alas...

If Lana put in an ounce of effort since the early days of her career (and arguably since the Honeymoon era) she would probably have 5 Grammys, an Emmy, an Oscar, a People's Choice award and a Tony but alas...

The fact that Lana has not even had the decency to comment on the shit show that occurred today involving HER OWN MANAGER... major eyerolll. She seriously does not give a shit about the fanbase

If Lana put in an ounce of effort since the early days of her career (and arguably since the Honeymoon era) she would probably have 5 Grammys, an Emmy, an Oscar, a People's Choice award and a Tony but alas...

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