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You're a pokah playah, a pokah playah!

Well, the streets are twalking, reporting live from the red carpet: Lana's upcoming album will leak on February 30th! Studio audience, clap if you care!!

I'm already requesting a recount for "Thread of the Year"

I'm waiting for my Vanguard 3 and 3/4 years of activity achievement award.

Except for last year...

Here for a good time not a long time.

Legends only!!!

The LB performative pearl clutching when it comes to leaks is always a bit funny, because everyone participates in the sort of culture around leaks, yet they act shocked and distressed when stuff leaks ahead of time. I mean it's sad for Lana because it does ruin the roll out, but it's not shocking.

The mixing on NFR was an all-time low, the original tracks on Blue Banisters were actually decent. Jack and Laura Sisk can't mix for shit, I'm sorry like what? I'm not trying to open this can of worm again, but the way he introduced us to her worst mixing--all this talk about NFR being her magnum opus, meanwhile it sounds like a metallic fart. Even Chemtrails was better in comparison.

I would honestly go, but I don't know anyone that listens to her

power move

The desperate energy

I think that's a reach, NFR is still revered by a lot of people here, not everyone is actually critical of that album--I should know. You're the one constantly trashing her new music, you literally come on here once every blue moon just to tell us how basic, uninspired and uninteresting most of her music post-NFR is. Quit acting like it's all on us.

Jared has hated almost everything post NFR, yet almost everything Lana has made post NFR is the result of working with Jack and making variations of similar music.

One sour apple is not going to ruin the show.

It just screams edgelord.

Okay grandma, let's get you to bed.

She really isn't planning on sparing us this era, the incoming emotional damage this album will inflict on us is already overwhelming.

Serene Queen making an appearance omg—

She needs to throw us a bone, because at this rate we'll have the album's lyrics book in full before we hear a single note

I mean nothing we can actually listen to, like not music or melody.