West Coast

We can see through your ruse, but nice try

It's giving we pretend that the album L-worded to force the L-word to L-word.

Big if true

I'm Kenya Moore with the megaphone

I honestly didn't know what Judah Smith looked like prior to this day. Doesn't he look a little zesty for someone who's allegedly home of phobique?

I wasn't expecting the fillers tbh

Miss worst taste actually coming through with impeccable taste and delicious freshly brewed tea!

The way the explanation somehow manages to make LDR Village even dumber.

Most of the merch is honestly ugly, like you can buy much nicer fan made stuff on Etsy or Redbubble. They literally take at least 6 weeks to ship your order and they have the most terrible customer service and I'm not even going to start with the ridiculous international shipping quotes. The idea of this online store is amazing on paper, but oh so poorly executed. I hate it with every fiber in my body. They're always trying to lure us in with so called sales or new drops, but it's the same shit every single time. LDR Village can go fuck itself.

Yes

He's not a singer by any means, he's decent at best.

Us to them:

I was mainly joking, but I'm also not expecting critics to suck her artistic dick over any future releases as much as they did with NFR. This album is shaping up to be very camp, I'm sure that will resonate well.

Honestly hope it's the latter, I love watching them eat shit over her music, especially after they crowned her America's best singer-somgwriter overnight with that one album I won't mention, despite hating on almost everything released before and after.

It's not perfect, but at least be grateful that we had gotten two albums in one year. Some fans are hard to follow, they want Lana to put unreleased tracks on albums or make them available on streaming platforms, but when she does put some of them on an album (and granted they were LQ/untouched files from YouTube allegedly) they complain that it wasn't a 100% original project. Pick a struggle.

I'm sorry but I think that's a bit of a foregone conclusion. "Omg this album was pure trash!!!1!" to you maybe? I guess I'll be the stan trying to defend Blue Banisters at least a tiny bit. Not saying it's her best, it was obviously put together rather quickly and it wasn't really an original album in the sense that most songs weren't meant for the album to begin with and had been recorded years ago. I reckon that production wise, the so-called original songs are some of the finest she has released in years. The title track alone is one of her most earnest to date too like... It was a cute, rushed album, and while it's not a career defining one, that "pure trash" comment is really irksome. Lana stans just love trashing the last album during the pre-release of the next, it's kinda tired.

Lana has never been able to avoid a leak, in any shape or form, since Ultraviolence so I think it's safe to assume that this album will leak at least 10 days in advance. Ultraviolence was legit on YouTube like a week ahead of time. We had the Urban Outfitters LQ files from the listening parties for Honeymoon. LFL was made available for sale in some stores a week ahead of time. We had cassette girl and then the HQ rip ahead of time for NFR. Chemtrails leaked, again, 10 day or so before the release date. BB was available in Canada on October 15th, I legit bought a copy that morning and it leaked a few hours later (didn't leak it myself though). This album will leak. It's rocket science.

They also need to stop being like "omg this is her magnum opus", building up expectations to godly proportions based off of their own personal appreciation is never a good idea imho.

It's the Delulu energy

This made me think of this

These threads turn sour so quickly

Hopefully this boxset won't have the chinese take-out box inspired look of the Chemtrails boxset.

A leek is a delicious vegetable from the alliaceae family.

The boobie pic is the new "don't share links to l34ks".