Rorman Nockwell

Thanks! Yes, how dare people comment on Lana Del Rey's relationship on a Lana Del Rey discussion forum! Mind-blowing! You know where the block button is if speculation bothers you so much.

Yes, but ... Never mind, can't be bothered.

As a Biggest Lana Hater nominee I'm obligated to bring the hate, so here I am! I'm so disgusted. I didn't even eat all of my lunch because I saw this and suddenly didn't feel hungry anymore. I really don't think it's just because "she's so in love". She's always "so in love". I think she's either trying to get back at an ex, trying to prove to us that he's a "good cop", or both. She's always been incredibly private about her relationships, and knows how controversial this relationship is, so nothing else makes sense. Everyone always asks why he isn't a good cop, so here's a summary: https://www.popdust.com/lana-del-rey-dating-cop-2641639738.html Kinda missing the point, sis. Nobody's saying she can't post whatever she wants, but this is a definite change. She's never done this before.

Lanz turn up with auburn hair and/or with Barrie for old time's sake challenge

Man, all of these nominanominations

This will absolutely be unpopular but it's also a bit of a "my crackheaded diary entry" I think the reason I find it really difficult to love NFR is because it feels disingenuous. There are songs on her other albums that are not 100% based in reality due to the persona that she claims she never had. However, she touted NFR as being "day in the life" and I don't feel that the dichotomy is due to persona, but rather ... disingenuity. Take Bartender, for example. It's about hiding her relationship from the paparazzi and trying not to relapse into alcoholism, yet she's plastering her latest boyfriend all over insta and it appears, due to several accounts, that she's drinking again. Both of those things are her prerogative, but in the context of NFR's music supposedly being "honest" and "day in the life", I find it a bit Then there's the matter of NFR, the song. I mean ... if any of her boyfriends are Norman Rockwells, it's clearly him ... life imitating art? I realise that all of these songs were written as early as 2017, and that things have likely changed, but most of these things I'm talking about are 360s and it makes me wonder if they were ever based on reality in the first place. Then there's Fuck it I love you which, supposedly, isn't about her, but it clearly is. Like, one of the few songs on the album that actually seems really honest and sounds like it's definitely about her isn't about her. K Lanz. She namedrops/shades Kanye in The Greatest but she's honestly not looking a lot better than he is, nowadays. I guess what I'm trying to say is that, four months on from release, the person who made this album is already unrecognisable from the person she is now, and I find that jarring.

He's meant to be creepin' in the bushes but I was too lazy to do it properly, so instead he looks like an apparition

@pinkcurlsandpearls @Neptune

@@movebaby let's.

Cassette Girl, Cassette Grandma and Cassette Grandpa must be so pleased! Their impact.

The "excerpts", though

I just need to know why Kitchen Discoveries - Lowly Maiden is "explicit"

I'm terrified it'll be SNL 2.0

Whatever, man .. stay pressed

Right but she might be changing other things, too - such as the layout. The fact remains: she'll do it when she wants to.

I think you're making a lot of assumptions about what is involved, though, and as I said - she'll do it when she wants to. People have lives 'n' shit.

Really, dude? There's actually a fair bit of work involved, especially if code needs to be adjusted to accommodate different sized images, etc. Who are you to come on a FREE site and complain about the lack of a (purely aesthetic) adjustment? How about Elle does it when she fucking feels like it? Jesus Christ.

Now that you put it that way, it probably is real. That poetry is cringey as hell but it would not surprise me if it's hers ...

That person just posted a supposed excerpt I'm dead https://mobile.twitter.com/ur_poetrys_bad/status/1215172206969229313

She's gonna do that. And she's gonna take him If she has her vape with her on the red carpet I stg ...

'k.

Yeah this is extremely crackheaded, but 'k.

Huh? It says 11 tracks. As @pinkcurlsandpearls said, it doesn't add up ...