Rorman Nockwell

I just feel like, at this point, we should be relying on facts and science ....
 
so I made this really scientific graph ....
 
as you can see, according to my calculations, we should get at least a snippet or equivalent around the middle of the month.
 
if anyone else has any scientific charts or conclusions, please contribute.
 
If anyone has any questions about my science, I will attempt to answer using language you will understand.
 

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

Clearly, you need to see this graph, which pertains to the levels of terrible and awfulness surrounding the false release dates.
 
The terrible and awfulness peaked on March 29 and June 21 respectively, and is expected to peak again 2 months minus 2 weeks from now.
 

Synesthesia? LMAO
 
How does yours make any sense? Like, everyone else does smallest unit to largest (dd/mm/yy).
 
Make it make sense.

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

I just feel like, at this point, we should be relying on facts and science ....
 
so I made this really scientific graph ....
 
as you can see, according to my calculations, we should get at least a snippet or equivalent around the middle of the month.
 
if anyone else has any scientific charts or conclusions, please contribute.
 
If anyone has any questions about my science, I will attempt to answer using language you will understand.
 

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

Exactly. July 4 or bust. 

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

We get ready, we get all hyped up
To get nothing in particular
March twenty-ninth or June twenty-first
Doesn't matter 'cos this era's the worst

@UItraHeroin is correct with their very scientific analysis.
 
Some dots are higher than others because they're more important. So, for example, with "possibly true statements, "in two months" > "in a little bit" and "a couple of months", so "in two months" is higher.
 
And obviously, a song is better than goddamn snippets which is why the song is higher.
 
 
 
Stop questioning science.

What is the y-axis supposed to be, why are some dots higher up than others?

@UItraHeroin is correct with their very scientific analysis.
 
Some dots are higher than others because they're more important. So, for example, with "possibly true statements, "in two months" > "in a little bit" and "a couple of months", so "in two months" is higher.
 
And obviously, a song is better than goddamn snippets which is why the song is higher.
 
 
 
Stop questioning science.

I just feel like, at this point, we should be relying on facts and science ....
 
so I made this really scientific graph ....
 
as you can see, according to my calculations, we should get at least a snippet or equivalent around the middle of the month.
 
if anyone else has any scientific charts or conclusions, please contribute.
 
If anyone has any questions about my science, I will attempt to answer using language you will understand.
 

I guess grade of importance. A song is more important than just a snippet or a statement which is not set in stone to be true still. The other 2 statement dots are lower since they were not that precise: ''in a little bit'' ''In a couple months'' 
LMAOO, if you read this thread with this in the background it is sooo accurate  

Clearly, you need to see this graph, which pertains to the levels of terrible and awfulness surrounding the false release dates.
 
The terrible and awfulness peaked on March 29 and June 21 respectively, and is expected to peak again 2 months minus 2 weeks from now.
 

I just feel like, at this point, we should be relying on facts and science ....
 
so I made this really scientific graph ....
 
as you can see, according to my calculations, we should get at least a snippet or equivalent around the middle of the month.
 
if anyone else has any scientific charts or conclusions, please contribute.
 
If anyone has any questions about my science, I will attempt to answer using language you will understand.
 

Clearly, you need to see this graph, which pertains to the levels of terrible and awfulness surrounding the false release dates.
 
The terrible and awfulness peaked on March 29 and June 21 respectively, and is expected to peak again 2 months minus 2 weeks from now.