MafiosiPrincessa

she JUST tweeted this! omfggg

the awkward placement of the flowers that are covering her breasts are very distracting. like couldnt they have at least fixed the left flower???

i think she's taking this whole adam + eve thing a little too literal. i'm getting nervous for how this video is gonna turn out!

 

anybody else hearing "I'm fighting a losing game and I'm biding my time"  instead of "biting my tongue" ??

feeling like I'm in an 80s teen movie every time I hear this song

yeah I didnt expect that tbh cause I became a very shy person lately but idk it's because of Lana if I found friends and it was really great, a gift! And yes, she's a sweetheart, I screamed "I didnt take it I didnt take it!!!! so she turned around and came back, I was so happy aha 

that's great that you were able to find some friends while there! .
how sweet of Lana to come back & help you take a proper picture with her <3

 

I know it's been a long time since these shows, but I always wanted to do this and I was busy with my last year at high school so I had no time for that   Just excuses... but now that Im doing nothing I can finally make Lanaboards know about my extraordinary experiences with Lana.
 
 
- TURIN, May 2nd: All by myself, I decided to go to Turin (I live 250kms far from it) in my little car. I left at 10pm and I arrived around midnight. I'm at the Forum, two boys were sleeping and I decided to settle there too. After like 10 minutes I realize I left my ticket at home  (yeah, shoot me). So, desperate, sad and very mad I went back in my car and slept until 8am. At that time 14 people were outside the forum. I was number 15 (I could have been 3  but who cares). Suddenly I asked if somebody had an extra ticket for me and a guy sold me one cause his friend couldnt make it   I cant tell you how happy I was. So, now that everything went back to normal I started having conversations and knowing people. It was really nice... talking about Lana and nothing else. I felt at home, I felt I belonged there. Sweet feelings. But then, more people started to arrive and the chaos began. Because of the numbers of the line of course   But at 6pm after a really hot day, sweaty and looking like a tramp, doors opened. Heaven's gates opened. We ran till the front row and I was there, in the middle of the front row, waiting for my beauty queen. I was so happy omg  The forum is almost sold out (just the part that was open cause it was like for 18.000 attendance and some were closed) and Kassidy start playing. I never listened to them before and Im really enjoying them and their music. It was really nice. Then they finished. Panic.  In a few minutes Lana is out. The curtain's off and music start playing (I watched every single video of the tour on yt so it was no surprise but I was like it was the first time, well it was tbh  ) and then she starts singing from behind, omg I love so much when she does that with her voice, like opera. Then Cola starts. Omfg here we are. I'll make you  see the 40 second video I made, it's hilarious Im like dying. She comes out, in a white sundress (that then I realized it was the same as the one in Ride video) beautiful, omg how beautiful. In the real life she's even more handsome, she's perfect. Im like crying and shouting like a beast during the whole show. She performed MDM for like the last time, God it was so good. I really felt desperation with Blue Velvet(?), dunno why. And Carmen? Fuck when the chorus starts the drums are so heavy omg I can still feel them it's amazing. Body Electric was an orgasm  Oh I forgot: during Cola, you know she came down to us, and I grab her hand (got the video of that too   ) It was like an angel touched me. Felt like a virgin, touched for the very first time    Then it's almost the end of the show, and National Anthem starts. So good live cause I dont like the BTD version but live I loved that. At the end of it she came down and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA she came to me and I tried to make a photo with her but it failed. She went away and then when she noticed I didnt make it she came back took my camera and did the photo herself. What a gentle soul, golden heart lady. It was over. My stomach was like deformed because of the huge pression of people behind me. I puked in the forum toilet. Who cares... back home. It was already saturday night.
 
 


 
 
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- MILAN, sunday 5th: Me and two guys I met in Turin decided to go Milan on sunday evening (the show is on tuesday 7th  ) so I took my little car again and went to Milan (this time 70 kms from my place) I arrived at the forum and there were the boys I knew and two new girls, I was number 5 yay! We spent the night outside the forum, we laughed so hard, we were drunk and high  and talking about Lana and playing stupid games and it was so much fun. In the morning, monday morning, ten guys joined us and we really got along and created like a "team". Monday it was all ours. Again weed, vodka, sigarettes, games, Lana, music... Omg here I really felt happiness. It was so good. ahah could sounds immature but I loved that and I would live all my life like that. Just with less alcohol maybe and not a big fan of it. So, we spent the night like that, someone slept. I didnt. It was tuesday. THE DAY   Lots of people started arriving (the forum 12.000 people was almost sold out). 6pm gates are about to open. Im almost fainting because of the excitement. They Open. Running was so good. The show starts, Kassidy play. Lana's about to come out. Cola. THERE SHE IS. In orange dress, so beautiful (but I prefered her in Turin). Highlights: BTD I was like shocked, again Carmen so beautiful and then NA. Then, She comes to come I dont know what to say, im like dying and these words came out "oh youre so beautiful" she made a face like this   and told me "youre so sweet". Then, with my phone this time, I try to take a photo and I KISS HER CHEEK. So soft omg. She also signed my cd. Everything I want I have now. Show's over, very sad about not seeing Lana and the people I met again, or at least soon.
 
 

 
 

 
 

 
 
These were the best days of my life, I will never forget how I felt, so happy and free and at home. Hope you enjoy my silly story   
 
 
 
 
Oh, the shame video: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjYet9RMK3k&feature=player_embedded

the way she's leaning up against the jag. 
          
btw that's the same dress from the time she was spotted going to Taco Bell in 2012. she's so pretty when her makeup is relatively natural!


I miss her Mercedes </3  do y'all think she gave her Mercedes to Chuck or Charlie? there were pics of Chuck driving around in it a while ago. 
rich kidz roaming around LA   

also, Lana has had that huge diamond ring since the Brit Awards. I think it's just another LDR accessory & doesn't mean she's engaged. who knows maybe her mindset has changed now that she's older.


 
 




 

What kind of Dangerous Jumprope Gramma are you?!

That's the story bitch, come back to America. We're waiting with open arms
 
Hope she brings her topiary pony! Is she just working on homes all around the globe or what...Also what about the house in LA she already had with Charlie? Fucking rich people.
 
She looks so fantastic, though. Barrie's bringing old school fuckability. Her realtor is a haute mess.

You'd make a night time world(?) today
So it'd suit the mood of your soul
yeah, I'm definitely hearing "through" but not "to" after it
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I completely lose it once the Oh's kick in at 1:03!! Her voice sounds so good along this lyrically interesting track. I'm reminded of "Try Tonight" lyrics with the way LDR describes her lover in Black Beauty:
"When he enters all of the lights go dim / He so sure he got a tragic lifestyle / And I'm so sure I can make that man smile"
 
Like others have stated, this is a perfect mix of Lizzy & Lana

feeling like I'm in an 80s teen movie every time I hear this song

feeling like I'm in an 80s teen movie every time I hear this song

feeling like I'm in an 80s teen movie every time I hear this song

feeling like I'm in an 80s teen movie every time I hear this song

feeling like I'm in an 80s teen movie every time I hear this song

feeling like I'm in an 80s teen movie every time I hear this song

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Life doesn't always work out like you planned it
They say make lemonade out of lemons,
But I try and I just can't understand it

All this trying for no good reason
Man makes plans and God laughs
Why do I even bother to ask?

Well, once you and I, we were the king and queen of this town
It doesn't matter now, the sun is setting on our love
Bye, baby

Woah, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Life doesn't always work out like you planned it
They say make lemonade out of lemons,
But I tried and I can't understand it

All this begging for no good reason
Man makes plans and God laughs
Why do I even bother to ask?

Honey, once you and I, we were the king and queen of this town 
Doesn't matter now, sun is setting on our love
Bye-bye honey, baby

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

It doesn't matter what they say
Let's go do it anyway
Because you and I have an undying kind of love
You can be mine, I'll be yours
Come on baby

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Life doesn't always work out like you planned it
They say make lemonade out of lemons,
But I try and I just can't understand it

All this trying for no good reason
Man makes plans and God laughs
Why do I even bother to ask?

Well, once you and I, we were the king and queen of this town
It doesn't matter now, the sun is setting on our love
Bye, baby

Woah, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Life doesn't always work out like you planned it
They say make lemonade out of lemons,
But I tried and I can't understand it

All this begging for no good reason
Man makes plans and God laughs
Why do I even bother to ask?

Honey, once you and I, we were the king and queen of this town 
Doesn't matter now, sun is setting on our love
Bye-bye honey, baby

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

It doesn't matter what they say
Let's go do it anyway
Because you and I have an undying kind of love
You can be mine, I'll be yours
Come on baby

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Life doesn't always work out like you planned it
They say make lemonade out of lemons,
But I try and I just can't understand it

All this trying for no good reason
Man makes plans and God laughs
Why do I even bother to ask?

Well, once you and I, we were the king and queen of this town
It doesn't matter now, the sun is setting on our love
Bye, baby

Woah, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Life doesn't always work out like you planned it
They say make lemonade out of lemons,
But I tried and I can't understand it

All this begging for no good reason
Man makes plans and God laughs
Why do I even bother to ask?

Honey, once you and I, we were the king and queen of this town 
Doesn't matter now, sun is setting on our love
Bye-bye honey, baby

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

It doesn't matter what they say
Let's go do it anyway
Because you and I have an undying kind of love
You can be mine, I'll be yours
Come on baby

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

Oh, boy you're starry eyed
Lie back, baby lie back
You've got heaven in your eyes
I like that, boy I like that

anybody else hearing "I'm fighting a losing game and I'm biding my time"  instead of "biting my tongue" ??

anybody else hearing "I'm fighting a losing game and I'm biding my time"  instead of "biting my tongue" ??

anybody else hearing "I'm fighting a losing game and I'm biding my time"  instead of "biting my tongue" ??

oh come ON!!!!
 
All these bullshit blogs piss me off. I liked it better when people spent their time posting interesting/ funny things surrounding Lana & other topics.
this blog nonsense is kinda ruining everything.
can these sad children behind these blogs just gtfo.

I used to draw a lot and I made a couple of Lana drawing as well, because she's gorgeous and perfect, I thought I'd show you a few of them.