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You can see her new man’s hands on the wheel. From what little I can see, this mystery man reminds me of Kieron Menzies

I thought her new man might be Evan Haskell because she followed him recently and he’s not remotely in Lana’s typical circle. If I sleuthed correctly, Evan is ~32

Didn't you recently run into a TMZ-like item about Lana wilding around town with a 25 year-old?

To discuss about her latest email: I find it interesting that Lorde started to feel insecure about her place in the music industry or the prospect that she’s losing touch. Because her living in NZ in peace away from the fame and taking time to craft her music are all deliberate choices she’s made and emphasized. I love that her favorite ice cream flavor is pistachio. It’s mine too

I’m not really feeling it. The 3-note bass riff is the exact same as WAH’s but that notwithstanding, the lyrical structure lacks the usual conciseness I love Lorde for. Like the chorus lacks a hook or a theme that ties the verses together. She goes deep in the verses just to throw away like “maybe i’m just stoned”

Out of the songs we know, then what is it similar to?

It’s similar to California I like it as much as I could with the LQ audio

Can’t wait for Lana’s response in “Fresno Himbo Anthem”

They’ve been on and off for a while for what it’s worth

I remember him saying that the title still wasn’t Blue Banisters from his information sources

I just wished she would talk more about new music in that last email. It kind of went nowhere. Also I thought going to the Hamptons for the 4th is like a tacky NY thing to do? She also hasn’t been consistent with updates as she said it’ll be a biweekly thing at most and it’s been 3? weeks since she gave us anything. Oh well, I like California enough to be interested

Her forehead looks fuzzy

I get a hit of pure craving to listen to Blue Banisters sometimes. It’s White Dress’s cousin. Two beautiful songs to roller skate alone to.

That snippet opens with some real jazzy chords

I just had the funniest realization that Lorde must’ve wrote Solar Power at Larry David’s vacation home or something. Lorde and his daughter Cazzie are pretty good friends and Lorde talked about writing this after a day at Martha’s Vineyard, where Larry David owns a place

That cover is so beautiful and it’s a different Neil Krug style too. If Lana follows through with this as the official one, what was she thinking during that PicsArt era

!!! Chuck is in the hospital at the very least Also it would be funny if the bebé was born on July 1 ‘cause it would ruin Lana’s June birthday streaks

Actually I think Chuck’s having her baby on July 4

They finally fixed the clipped Yosemite intro for me on Spotify

It’s a new aesthetic. She’s moved past the Super8 filter (and PicsArt?)

I didn’t get tickets for her show yet. Too far out for me to decide lol and I just want to hear her new music. But maybe it’s sold out (oh well). The leaked snippet of The Path got me hyped for the album

Wildflower Wildfire might be my fave now. I think the key is to play it at a lower volume so you don’t hear how blown out the drums are

Charlie’s insta story shows the inside of that Barbie cake. Strawberry sponge! My personal fave

I don’t mind the music box but the way Lorde framed it as if people who buy her CD’s will throw it away rubbed me the wrong way. Yeah I don’t spin Melodrama all the time, but that doesn’t make me an unenvironmental person… btw when is her stuff gonna appear for preorder on retailers such as Target, Amazon?