Cherry Blossom

haven’t watched it yet but i’m hoping to soon

i want to talk to whoever runs ldrvillage. these busted designs don’t represent anything to do with the blue banisters era at all. like, they’re literally horrendous? new merch drops every other day but it’s just 2012 and 2015 pics with LANA DEL REY pasted on it. like ? we couldn’t get a Black Bathing Suit with a cute lana logo embroidered on it? a normal t shirt with the album cover on it? they couldn’t have done something like Taylor did with the all too well notebook for Text Book? a cute little litho of a map of la with some lana design? red cowboy boots? a ‘Hot Coffee’ thermos? sorry for the angry post, and i know merch isn’t that big of a deal, but the quality of this stuff sucks ass. to think this is the same person that was selling Coke spoons back in 2015, it seems as though she doesn’t even look at what is being released now and it’s frustrating because there’s so much potential. i’d rather have 10 merch pieces that reflect the era and are designed well, than have 10 merch items drop every 4 days that look as though they were made in 2 minutes on Picsart

i love men i hate men

Where The Boys Are (Lana’s Version) coming for a #1 debut btw!

Yosemite vs Architecture

my relationship with lana’s unreleased goes way back, she’s my mother Okay so. To set the scene, when I was like 9 or 10 years old I vividly remember listening to Mermaid Motel on YouTube on one of those stupid AKA full album upload videos. I vividly remember my samsung tablet and Mermaid Motel playing while I played Minecraft and I loved it because of the title. I never listened to her or it again Then 4 years later in 2018 I discovered Lana properly through MAC and VB. i found her unreleased quite quickly, i’m not sure how but i’m pretty sure my first downloads of master posts were from those tumblr pages that have lots of incorrect versions / titles etc all just in one massive zip. The cover was the one posted above, lana with the beehive and the words ‘Lana Del Rey Unreleased’ in the BTD font. Then I began to organise them more, and had the untouchable five as an EP with this jfk and jackie kennedy / lana faceswap as the picture lol. I remember going on runs in the summer of 2019 to Ghetto Baby and stuff Then as I got deeper into the lanaverse, opened multiple fanpages, discovered the miss daytona collection etc i’ve grown incredibly familiar with her unreleased discography and can confidently say i know the words to all the unreleased songs

Okay your bitch reserved a copy omfg guys

i’m a firm believer in this theory

trudged all the way down to my local record store, skipping my maths and chemistry class in the process, just for them to not have it delivered yet. they took my email and are putting it aside for me when it arrives, but the slightest miscommunication could mean i don’t get this vinyl. this is my joker origin story.

forgot to check opening times of my local record store and started walking down there for 8am and it doesn’t open until 2:30

Pin Up Galore / I Talk To Jesus as a little A and B side for RSD or something. Not sure if ITTJ would have to be reworked or not because I love the alternate version as it is, but PUG could be updated

i just bust out laughing

OKAY SO IM PRETTY SURE THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED. MY SCHOOL HAS A POWERCUT SO IM NOT AT SCHOOL TOMORROW WHICH MEANS IM ABLE TO BUY THE CHEMTRAILS RSD VARIANT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SCHOOL

mum is giving me a lift to school tomorrow so i can get to the record store when it opens and buy this not sure how early i’ll have to get there or how much it is but i am prepared to fight someone if need be.

this is kind of embarrassing, but i think lana’s music and how it’s helped me romanticise the smallest of tasks has gotten me through so many things. i’ll enjoy doing things so much more if i do it pretending i’m in a lana song etc, and i just love the cinematic world i’ve built around her music in my head that i can go to when i’m feeling down

Congratulations Chemtrails on the Album Of The Year nomination! so proud of you Lana

i literally took a quote from the variety paragraph they wrote. i didn’t think anything they wrote there was substantial and interesting, so i took the best part of it i could. i just put it together so my followers would see the words and be interested and it wouldn’t flop on my page lol then lana reposted and yeah

this was made by the legend @kallumlavigne

ROB X1 LANA X2 BEN X1

personally i don’t buy signed things second hand because the prices are extortionate and it feels less ‘personal’? idk if that makes sense but taylor signing a cd and me buying it directly from her feels more authentic to me than buying from a third party whose main goal is to make profit. i’d say use the money to buy something else, and wait for a signed version of a future album from her website that will be cheaper and more special

she’s teasing Marilyn (studio version) !!!!

wasn’t supposed to tell you guys this but it’s true i am featured on LDR9

thank you so much guys! i probably should have made my watermark a bit bigger (@ldrarchived on insta if anyone wants to follow ) but i’m just so happy the queen noticed me and liked what i made and reposted it omfg i am literally just i don’t know what to do with myself

SHE POSTED MY VARIETY DECADE AWARD EDIT OH MY GOD the edit isn’t good i literally made it in 5 mins on picsart, if i had known lana was going to screenshot it and post it on honeymoon i would have opened photoshop but whatever I GOT A NOTICE WTAFFFFF

i’ll be taking flowers to the cemetery of my heart