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inb4 he asked to be removed bc he didn't want to be associated with her boob pic as a man of god

She needs a PR Team to make sure stuff like this happens quicker

April 31st.

https://pagesix.com/2023/04/10/now-single-taylor-swift-was-never-married-to-joe-alwyn/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=P6Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow No they shut that (scroll halfway thru) and the marriage rumors down SO quick. See, delulu swifties of tiktok, how quickly her team squashes actual untrue rumors...

they’re starting to sound like Election Deniers when they say stuff like “you can’t trust everything CNN says”

my cousins used to tell me rumors that there were rats at Maggiano’s so I’ve always been terrified of it. That and Jack in The Box.

Omg not Maggiano’s

That’s the smile of someone knowing she’s about to be 100x richer. Unreleased tracks collection on 5 different exclusive vinyls coming

ya I’m kinda joking. but tbh this People article sounds like Taylor’s team is working overtime to make sure she looks good and stays ahead of the narrative. I really wonder if she’ll allude to being single on Thursday.

“Taylor didn’t see them working out in the long run” is lowkey the weirdest statement after Paper Rings, Lover, Cornelia Street, and New Years Day

Still cherry

Bestie I'm unsure if this is healthy or not

But the little honk at “but I have good intentions…” has made me think someone was actually honking their horn at me a few times while listening on the road.

Apple Music has added the karaoke versions! It’s not exactly official instrumentals, because they keep her voice at a very low volume (you can adjust it, but not turn it off) as a guide, but if you want to analyze the instrumentals better it may tide you over!

+ Maroon, Hits Different and Dear Reader

I guess when she meets the band next week, and they ask if she has a man, she can still say "I don't remember"

The ability for literally any thread on this site to turn into a Nikki Lane hate thread is literally fascinating tho fr

@taco truck People again has changed their wording...so looks like they got external confirmation beyond ET's source. "Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn have broken up after six years of dating, a source close to the pair confirms to PEOPLE."

No one teaches you what to do When a good man hurts you And you know you've hurt him too

this is really cute in theory but

and that's why i will stay hoeing around throughout my 20s

Wait is this why she gave that little "I like to teach men how to apologize" speech before Betty instead of acknowledging that she and Joe wrote that song together?! they def timed this news to drop on the one weekend she isn't performing, so it doesn't overshadow the show, which is why i think it's def real

she's def a Candy Necklace, A&W, and Fishtail girly rn

Oh that's because it breaks common courtesy of ET's exclusive reporting