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Grandfather Caught a Salmon But Forgot to Cook It, Now We Have Accidental Sushi (ok i'll stop)

"If they ever found out what I did by the Taco Truck, I would absolutely be in prison"

God, looking down upon earth:

Canada. All cards.

lmao i put "Lipsters Ceremony" in my Outlook calendar not realizing my coworkers could see it.

Well, the Amex Pre-sale was sold out already LMAO RIP

lana pushed her off a cliff.

LOL her praising SZA

My entire family wants to go lmao. My dad says it's a "necessity". If you see a hot early-20-something partying it up at a Madonna concert with two 50 year olds that's not some weird polyamorous throuple--that's me and my mom and dad.

I want her to keep doing the "Intervention" acoustic performances! One of my all time favorite songs.

Omg when did she clear her insta?!?!? The QUEEN is coming.

The After Party Is Over, Now The Limo Is Here

I would make a montage of like wild partying and drugs and sex to "Cruel World" as part of a dark, edgy coming-of-age film

it looks like Lana met HER, slay

i agree. casual fans would be checking her website now for latest info since her insta is gone (and her new one private), so it would've been the first place to update, + send an email update to the pre-orderers.

nah she IS daddy now

If she doesn’t promote this album in a taco truck around Venice Beach I’m going on voluntary leave.

is this the end of an era? no! it's only the beginning!

i genuinely can't keep up with who's dad is f*cking who's scabby ass rn

What the jesus fuck

Did anyone wake up @Brat btw?

i feel like having a fight thread ultimately was a good idea bc it's hard to follow along when all this talk of some Lana Del Rey album is ruining the flow of pure drama and cvnty comebacks.

The Europeans are waking up to complete chaos like it's September 1st, 1939.