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If Elle had the ability to embed mp3s for each thread, to be looped while reading, this one would be:

Group Selfie!! We look skinny here! In case this gets mentioned at the #2023LIPSTERS

PLEASE I'm dead

When @Strangelove is the French Husband of @lustforlife (Go to 1:18)

Me after you deny the glory that is Tropico:

As much as I love a contrarian moment via @Strangelove, this gives Kelly vs Everyone, on RHONY, post Scary Island incident iykyk #SYSTEMICTROPICO Edit: Wow Jill Zarin is a bitch here

The way a Charli XCX stan would believe this, out of pure camp

Tropico can't hurt you if she isn't real #staysafeoutthere

Autocorrect , I meant to type dbree

NOOOOO

@Coloringbooks Hey, do you remember if we ever got a snippet of hot love Shotgun, or was it only teased via text/in writing on a random Debby post (Don't know who else to ask) EDIT: You JUST answered me, thank you! Edit 2: Do you have the link to the original snippet? I didn't try looking under børns yet

We DID get a Call Me When I Land snippet, I remember posting a screenshot here ages ago "the faster we're falling" is the snippet lyrics we have, there might have been another, but I don't remember. I think "Oh Why" came from/or was a "worktape demo", it has allegedly been lost . Haven't heard of "Hi I'm Poppy", is that different than the "Talk To Me ft Bonjour Suzuki" snippet we got?! That was before it was leaked. I really can't remember what Hot Love Shotgun was

@annedauphine

We lost, get ready to hear hundreds of monotone voices go "swanginnn in da bahhhyaahhhr"

I just felt like it gave MiranaSings thread vibes Also, agree with @Coloringbooks, the boundaries of discussion shouldn't be closed/locked if a subject is controversial or "problematic" . Goodbye to 2/3rds of the threads here

Comments blabbing about her liking/supporting Harry Potter or something , the fact that THIS is the hill to die on, probably will blow over in 1 week topsb

The way you could replace "Gurldoll" with anybody in the history of forever (In alt music)....needs to have a better pitch bio

Am I being silly (a little) for saying he looks a little sus....just the look in his eyes, that also might just be his resting face though. Maybe he's become a little "obsessed" with "justice" regarding her inappropriate antics. Or, maybe it's just that important to him :shrug: I understand that her primary audience were children, but it really should be common PR rule to just, not interact with them in group chats online.... But that "apology" of hers with the Smug Face™, eek, another deadbehindtheeyes If Sky Ferreira released Masochism, he would've been so gagged, that his whole life would be Sky stan-centric....the bad timeline #skysfault

Low-low-low-loww-loww-lowwwkeyyy

Please see this educational post : Lore

An album so serene, has such heated discussion surrounding it

@evalionisameme Every time I see freeskyferreira mentioned, I am reminded of my morning paper edit

A Horror Story: You have just returned from the cramped bathrooms, post IBS flare up from the official Lana Del Rey™ Taco Truck. You slowly make your way through the malnourished crowds, who let you in, one by one, after an array of awkward "excuse me"s. Then comes the final boss...you were so close to making it back to the barricade spot you waited hours for, but a tall figure stands in your way....not carguy, not Brazilian stalkers, but a twink. He turns to glare at you, with his real coke necklace...unlike your cheap Alibaba knockoff, that gives you green neck. French-tipped fingers wrap around his jutting hip, he eyes you up in down, while sporting a bedazzled Brandy tank that reads "WIN". "Sorry, I was at the barricade earlier & just wanted to get back my spot, had to use the bathroom ....". He then whispers to the twinks next to him, Thing 1 & 2, they cackle at your tragic attempt to pass. "Uhm, do you even KNOW Lizzy, & do you at least have a personally signed vinyl box-set?", he pointedly asks, almost as if he was on a first name basis with starlet. "Um...no, anyways, I'd really like to just get back to my spot, before I miss Cherry". He scoffs, disgusted that your answer wasn't for Summertime Sadness (Sped Up). The last thing you remember seeing were bright, laser-red eyes . You awake in the ER (The shitty venue tent, that is). A nurse named "Sky" has put a cold cloth on your forehead, and your D.U.F.F is recounting the horror of finding you after Summertime Sadness (via trackmyiphone), passed out on the dirty floor. Apparently, you were so pathetic, that an account called "LDRCRAVE" shared the image of you out cold, to stan twitter. You could see the girl next to you in the tent, who was subtly trying to download a Dbree .jpeg-of your flop. You could only make out "LFL EXCLUS-" before she caught you staring, and turned her phone brightness down. You will never live this down. - fin -