Platinum Greenwich

when she SAYS DARK BLUE

I'M GAGGING I CAN'T LISTEN I DARE NOT

the first thing i see when logging in after a long day
 

 
why get apple to promo your shit when you can get dominoes? trailer park queen

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Two things:
 
1. I'd let Johnny Blue Eyes fuck the bad taste (which no doubt led me into finding him attractive to begin with) out of me
2. Lana's latest selfie has got me gagging and I love it

Lana: *Doesn't post anything on social media*
 
Fans: *Get pissed at the silence*
 
Lana: *Shows important people in the development of an album that she obviously cares a lot about on an instagram made specifically for said album*
 
Fans: "Wow she's teasing us and her promo sucks. Can she just release music already instead of these instagram posts?? This is so boring. Who's next? The mailman?"
 
I know not all of the comments about the instagram are said in a malicious manner, but damn, the girl really can't win. 

Two things:
 
1. I'd let Johnny Blue Eyes fuck the bad taste (which no doubt led me into finding him attractive to begin with) out of me
2. Lana's latest selfie has got me gagging and I love it

I bet the next time the forum is down for days its probably gonna be when Lana surprise releases the 20 track visual album on tidal lmao
 
(i would die)

Two things:
 
1. I'd let Johnny Blue Eyes fuck the bad taste (which no doubt led me into finding him attractive to begin with) out of me
2. Lana's latest selfie has got me gagging and I love it

meß

Two things:
 
1. I'd let Johnny Blue Eyes fuck the bad taste (which no doubt led me into finding him attractive to begin with) out of me
2. Lana's latest selfie has got me gagging and I love it

It's like the forum never got down....

Two things:
 
1. I'd let Johnny Blue Eyes fuck the bad taste (which no doubt led me into finding him attractive to begin with) out of me
2. Lana's latest selfie has got me gagging and I love it

meß

Two things:
 
1. I'd let Johnny Blue Eyes fuck the bad taste (which no doubt led me into finding him attractive to begin with) out of me
2. Lana's latest selfie has got me gagging and I love it

Imagine Lana portraying a modern day gangster Cinderella

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Last exclusive news for now: Kinky Daddy is a pussy-popping song (like My Neck, My Back) produced by Max Martin. It's length is 69:69 only. The title is repeatedly mentioned in the chorus.
Music To Fuck Boys to is produced by Dr Luke and Ariel Rechtshaid (some weird attempt at justification of this).
The first single release date should be announced at a vague time that will most likely be a coincidence if I get it right. No longer than that.

Idk what she meant by honeymoon being jazzy. She actually said that SoC is a jazz song but I can understand what she wanted to say, like on the whole mood and "color" of the track. So I guess HM is not really gonna be a jazzy album from a musical point of view, but more like in the imagery and in the vibe.
I wish for beautiful guitars.
But really all I want is her usual songs about her doing crack and touching herself to the thought of Roberto, her mexican super hot gangsta folk singer dead husband ; and psychedelic stuff like she did before and in some aspects on UV

Is it bad that I can actually imagine her titling a song "Hurricane Fuck Off"?

Smarty (2015 Version) ft. Francesco Carrozzini (background vocals by Rihanna and NiGHTMARE BOY)

Is it bad that I can actually imagine her titling a song "Hurricane Fuck Off"?

This must be what it's like to be an Azealia stan

we don't get music

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