Stoned Mary in the Garden

Chloe was my first ever crush I’m ovulating

Well that is my mother

Lana and Chuck are so beautiful it’s actually unreal

Im in actual tears over this but Im also suffering from extreme secondhand embarrassment

You guys fucking kill me LMAO

158 pages deep and we’ve just been yapping about nothing in particular

God bless America and all the beautiful women in it. I used to skip it all the time until one night I was very, very high, and I let it play, and the bridge fucking sent me to heaven

Omg i laughed so hard

This song is really just beyond words. It’s the song that shows up in my dreams and that I wake up and immediately listen to. I’ve been listening to Lana for over a decade and no song she’s ever made has moved me or affected me quite as much as this one. It might be my favorite of all time

I always wonder what kind of food she orders lol idk why but it’s something I’m so curious about

Some of you know I’m a slut for the John batiste interlude. The closest thing lana has ever done to being on the same level as Pink Floyd. Absolutely unreal, so beautiful

I had a dream (lol it’s so funny how we all have dreams about this shit) where Rob posted a snippet of a new song from Lasso lol and it was called New Orleans and it started out with super dark twangy guitar and drums and bass and then it was Lana like whisper/talking something over it. Omg i wish I could remember more it sounded so good

Disco

I thought that was so cute! I like him

I used to love her so much. Her song summertime is a permanent fixture on every driving playlist I make. And left eye. I vividly remember being a teen and making an Insta caption “I wanna key your car but I’d rather slap your mom, only a bitch could give birth to such a fucking dog” LMAO BARS

God I wish I could afford Coachella

Unstanning

I’m so close to the real thing I could almost DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

a star for nick vs fordham road

This is why I would never want to be famous. I could not handle that

Lana looked so exasperated lol

She’s so hot

It’s so funny to me bc when I first discovered Lana I was in AA and we started our meetings with that prayer. Now I realize she was probably referencing AA omg

Did I miss anything fun? I just got my eyebrows waxed and thought I was joining god in heaven so I almost did get sacrificed