Embach

And with "🖤🖤🖤", not "😍🚀❤️", something's def in the air

NFR album was amazing and beautiful, but that pre-release era goes down as her worst one ever. It was a torture. That was like a drought in the Sahara desert with no food, no water and no map. We didn't get any useful crumb of information at all and even the media spread fake rumours about that March 29th date Well yeah, she dropped Hope and Doin Time but she literally said nothing what's happening next. There weren't any interviews as well (before the album), only the Italian Vogue interview which was only for promoting Violet. The only teasing part were those effing snippets on Instagram (funny thing is that she teased like 75% of the album before the release, Happiness Butterfly had like 3 snippets lmao), these were like the only crumbs we held onto but she posted these without saying anything, so I remember being lowkey afraid that maybe these songs won't appear on NFR (Roses Bloom For You flashbacks). Thank god, these songs did appear. I love Lana with all of my heart but I hope that she'll never repeat that kind of drought that was NFR's pre-release era. Although, I remember reading the rumours that the album was delayed because "Fucking" is in the title but as we know now, it was fake. At least the album was worth waiting and that 4 month post-release era was fun as well while it last *cough* until she cancelled the European tour and COVID came *cough* So my point is that this Lasso pre-release era cannot be compared to NFR! at all, it's less torturing and painful. Even COTCC, BB and OB pre-release eras went ten times smoothly than NFR pre-release. But I do think that Lana is maybe more careful with dates this time? In the COTCC and Banisters era, she somehow confidently dropped dates like it was actually going to drop (September 5th, June 1st, July 4th, also January 4th for Violet) but like we know nothing happened. We just know the month but not the exact date. Perhaps, it's a scientific experiment with Lasso

Why was their name Burn Me Where You Belong before? Was this a scrapped song? A scrapped lyric? Maybe this song will appear on Lasso? God, there always something to be delulu about, the quirks of being a Lana stan

And those thingS in the next two months will be events such as you leaking Dark City, leaking LA Who Am I, leaking Zodiac HQ, leaking Love Golf Course, leaking Dead To Me, leaking Magic In The Air, leaking Art Deco demo ect ect, right? Just kidding, nothing against you! If it's Lasso related then...well (to everyone) believe it or not, the year is going to end in like ~4 months and I do think that by the end of 2024, we will get at least the smallest crumb of information about Lasso known to mankind via insiders or Lana herself or her colleagues (that it is delayed or scrapped) or we will get the whole album. Or something in between those two options (a new single/music video, photoshoot, interview, ect) which is...most likely to happen. I do remember Lana told Elle in May, that by the end of the year, Lasso is released. I don't know why she would lie to a close long-time fan of hers unless something happened between these three months. Media is on her feet as well with the headlines and subtitles that has been mostly used in Lana related articles this year (the Grammys, Coachella, Tough single) that "Lana announced that Lasso is out in September". Anyways, my point is, delusional or not, that something will happen, sooner or later.

She's super stunning though! As always, enjoying the Summer as the should!

Instagram's official page commented that she's the "it girlie"

I say what I have always said that AI does not belong for the arts (artworks, music, cinema, literature) in any circumstances because AI does not have soul and complex creativity what humans have. There was a quote where someone said that AI was not invented to make artworks and write stories for the person, so that person could wash the dishes and laundry. AI was created to do the person's housework, so that person could do the creative things themselves.

If you're thinking about that festival where she performed in 2019 then I looked up and saw that the headliners are Maroon 5, Eminem and Muse.

If the album has been recorded for 4 years then I think that the ideas and concepts of it have been changed at least 4 times

When it's a Destiny's Child cover album

When the tracklist drops and all the tracks are named after the latest survivor threads then what

Recorded in November 2016, so it makes it a LFL outtake!

Square - 3 Circle - 5 Triangle - 5 Hexagon - 3 Kite - 1 Rhombus - 6 Trapezoid - 4

Many of us have thought that maybe In God's Time is The Mirror

There were stories up northern hill... Or whatever that caption was from April 2023, needs to be a real song line or title

This is the sanest we've ever been, the July 30th soft launch thing was peak insanity, many people were begging to close that Lasso thread because we were too insane and delulu

Anyone watching the closing ceremony? Kavinsky's Nightcall surprised me! EDIT: OMFG SOFIA COPPOLA'S HUSBAND BAND PLAYING PLAYGROUND LOVE AT THE OLYMPICS WAS NOT ON MY BINGO CARD, THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED BUT SO AMAZING I'M HEALED OMFG

Mariners Apartment Complex - 27 Venice Bitch - 41 How To Disappear - 15 The Greatest - 26 California - 21 Hope Is A Dangerous Thing - 9

Never ever saw the appeal in pop boybands like One Direction, BTS, NSYNC, Jonas Brothers, 5 Seconds Summer, Backstreet Boys ect

McDonalds - 6 (childhood memories) Burger King - 10 Wendy's - 10 Five Guys - 15 Subway - 11 Pizza Hut - 12 Dominos - 5 Little Caesars - 9 KFC - 14 Popeyes - 11 Dairy Queen - 11 Taco Bell - 11 Dunkin' Donuts - 8 Starbucks - 7

Apples - 11 Oranges - 8 Bananas - 16 Pears - 10 Peaches - 12 Mangos - 11 Lemons - 10 Grapes - 10 Cherries - 12 Strawberries - 12 Blueberries - 10 Raspberries - 10 Blackberries - 10 Pineapples - 11 Watermelon - 14 Kiwis - 12 Pomegranates - 3 Avocados - 10 Tomatoes - 8 Potatoes - 11 Broccoli - 8 Cauliflower - 2 Carrots - 11 Celery - 6 Bell Peppers - 7 Onions - 15 Green Beans - 12 Eggplants - 6 Corn - 12

Philadelphia vs Forrest Gump

I just watched that NME interview again from May and I think that Lasso is completed. Otherwise she couldn't have described the lyrical direction. The thing she wasn't sure of was the reception from the general public because the first thing she started talking about was (the reception on) how 5k people were silent when she announced Lasso. So yeah. This is my hindsight lol

Charli xcx - 14 Marina And The Diamonds - 15 Ethel Cain - 11 Ariana Grande - 12 The Beatles - 11 Courtney Love/Hole - 10 Sky Ferreira - 10 Taylor Swift - 8 Cheryl/Cheryl Cole - 10 Halsey - 10 Billie Eilish - 10 Nirvana - 11 Melanie Martinez - 11 Kim Petras - 10 Stevie Nicks - 10 Katy Perry - 9 Britney Spears - 10 Beyonce - 10 Grimes - 11 Kendrick Lamar - 10 Drake - 5 Jeff Buckley - 11 Madonna - 10 Nicki Minaj - 10 Ice Spice - 9 Kate Bush - 11 Cher - 10 Michael Jackson - 10 Kesha - 11 Dua Lipa - 10 Meghan Trainor - 4 Carly Rae Jepsen - 10 Kanye West - 10 Tate McRae - 10 Fiona Apple - 10 Mazzy Star - 13 Father John Misty - 11 Mariah Carey - 10 Azealia Banks - 9 Iggy Azalea - 10 Bridgit Mendler - 10 Tinashe - 10

Mariners Apartment Complex: 35 Venice Bitch: 30 Fuck It I Love You: 8 California: 23 The Greatest: 33 Hope Is A Dangerous Thing: 16