Embach

God Bless America stans won hard and please I'm sorry for being excited and posting here all the time, I'm a cheerleader of this thread at this point lmao

OMFG VIDEO GAMES IS PLAYING ON RADIO MAYBE THIS IS A SIGN THAT SOMETHING NEW IS COMING

They Call To A Midwife

Wait, didn't we suppused to have a surprise today?

Brat (Charli XCX) - 68 Hit Me Hard And Soft (Billie Eilish) - 32

@JinnWithin Hello, do you know anything about Henry Come On song which Lana teased on Instagram earlier this year?

Aight, let me light a cigarette and have my clown dress on tonight...

Art Deco vs Coachella

Cola vs Cinnamon Girl

I don't really care about which guys she is dating or I don't really care about how these guys look like either. I'm here for the "gossip", like I'm lowkey interested in how they met and cute couple photos like these ones. Obviously the most important thing is the personality that he won't hurt her and treats her right. But I haven't read all the comments about him on social media but as far as I have read some, isn't this like classic "stan Twitter" dark humor? Like there are comments like these about other celebrities boyfriends as well like Travis Kelce or Barry Keoghan. But obviously they are people after all and I understand why these comments might hurt them (but I'm 99% sure that they don't give a fuck what people think about them). I don't think that people commenting these mean that seriously, they're just using that weird, maybe satiric, dark Twitter humor. But if people really mean all of these things that they're ugly or awful or shitty then they're most likely jealous and need to touch grass because (especially young people's) parasocial relationships with celebrities are really weird. It would be the funniest thing ever though if it turns out that they were not dating at all...

About this "insider or not" debate, like most here, I'm obviously taking this "new information" with a grain of salt because we have been fooled and lied to us here before in the pre-release threads over many years but meanwhile, it's just fun to speculate about the information they have given us. We've got nothing really to discuss about besides the fact that Lana promised to release two new singles by the end of 2024 (but we know what have happened to Lana's promises before, I mean even most of us lost hope that Lasso is going to be released in September). It's better than fighting over shananigans we've already witnessed in five pre-release threads before (crying over piano flops or Jack Antonoff or Nikki Lane). It's definitely better than that "July 30th website soft-launch thingy" we were kind of promised and it already drove quite many of us to the edge (maybe this era's peak delulu?) and it was actually nothing, we got no info about it and it wasn't really fun either. It's also better than vague Twitter 'pop-insider' tweets which tell us really nothing. Here we have had some fun and humor "decoding" those so-called mysterious song which titles were not given and also their somewhat song descriptions and the US election/singles release date saga have given us widebroad conversation and imagination of possible Lasso album sounds and rollout. It's better than having no kind of information and fighting over the same shit every year. I don't blame the people who do not believe this but I don't also blame people who believe this. The truth is that time will eventually tell if that person was right or told bunch of lies to us. Maybe someday, if we are lucky, Kintsugi (who is believed to be BOZ?) comes back here, or even Pantene or Eclipse, and if they want to, they will tell us if that person was lying or not and maybe spill more interesting tea about Lasso. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Jail 💀

Shades Of Cool vs Ride

my sherlock holmes era

What the hell is this? Why is Lana supposed to star there as Johanne? https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/1338923-pearl-x-howard https://letterboxd.com/film/pearl-x-howard/

Charli xcx - 14 Marina And The Diamonds - 18 Ethel Cain - 11 Ariana Grande - 12 The Beatles - 11 Courtney Love/Hole - 10 Sky Ferreira - 10 Taylor Swift - 8 Cheryl/Cheryl Cole - 9 Halsey - 11 Billie Eilish - 10 Nirvana - 11 Melanie Martinez - 11 Kim Petras - 10 Stevie Nicks - 10 Katy Perry - 9 Britney Spears - 10 Beyonce - 10 Grimes - 11 Kendrick Lamar - 10 Drake - 4 Jeff Buckley - 11 Madonna - 10 Nicki Minaj - 10 Ice Spice - 9 Kate Bush - 11 Cher - 10 Michael Jackson - 10 Kesha - 11 Dua Lipa - 10 Meghan Trainor - 3 Carly Rae Jepsen - 10 Kanye West - 10 Tate McRae - 9 Fiona Apple - 10 Mazzy Star - 13 Father John Misty - 11 Mariah Carey - 10 Azealia Banks - 9 Iggy Azalea - 10 Bridgit Mendler - 10 Tinashe - 10

Prue Halliwell

Brat (Charli XCX) - 67 Hit Me Hard And Soft (Billie Eilish) - 34

Brat (Charli XCX) - 65 Hit Me Hard And Soft (Billie Eilish) - 36

Brat (Charli XCX) - 62 Hit Me Hard And Soft (Billie Eillish) - 39

When he's a scat poster

Video Games vs The Greatest

Brat 59 HMHAF 42

Oh honey... there's a whole history