Bereaved By You

Starry Eyed needs to be there

Imo if paradise was a full album it would be top three in her whole discography so here's what I think am album version of paradise could look like. I didn't include I talk to jesus or I don't wanna go bc they were reworked better later on
1.Ride
2.American
3.Jfk
4.Cola
5.Burning Desire
6.Body Electric
7.Life is Beautiful
8.Blue Velvet
9.Gods and Monsters
10.Yayo
11.Hollywood
12.Bel Air
13.Young and Beautiful

Ate the house down boots.  just a question tho. Would Hollywood be the version with the right production, the leaked version, or a completely new version.

When I say “bop” I mean OTTR/National Anthem, Diet Mountain Dew, Doin’ Time, HBTB, and Jimmy. Even Without You, a piano ballad, has SO much added production that it feels almost like a bop. 

I do think her albums have ‘bops’ (FIILY, TJF, Peppers, Taco truck) but they’re more chill bops, and while I absolutely can get down to them, its pretty clear they aren’t the traditional definition of ‘bop’.
 
Cinnamon Girl with Doin’ Time energy would have serveddd. That last minute of CG is so insanely good I have no idea why it was just an outro. 
 
I think we’ll absolutely get more Lana chill bops!
 
I think a country song with Doin Time energy would be a SERVE, but like I said, I think it’s silly to expect that because Jimmy was 5 years old and she didn’t even want to include it in the album, so that’s not what she gravitates towards releasing 

I lowkey want Lana to channel the country rock vibes found on “Bad Things” by Jace Everett aka the True Blood theme song

whatever number the fine china is on

my final ranking of the standard edition after a week:
 
1. Guilty As Sin?   (Amazing, top 10 song, 13/10)
2. But Daddy I Love Him (just wow, no words, 11/10)
3. Florida!!! (Makes me feral, 10/10)
4. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (That bridge deserves a 10/10 alone)
5. Fresh Out The Slammer (A big grower for me, can't get enough of the sound on this track, she needs to do more of this country style 9/10)
6. So Long, London (So beautiful, not my fav track 5  , but I ascend every time I listen 8.8/10)
7. Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me (I can see this going lower later, after the gag wears off it's still a great song, but definitely not the best one. 8.5/10)
8. loml (One of her saddest songs ever, maybe even sadder than hoax. Beautiful song, but I can't see myself going back to it, as it's too sad 8.5/10)
9. Fortnight (I love the emotionless delivery on this one, it really works imo. Makes me feel like a mental hospital patient, 8,3/10)
10. My Boy Only Breaks (A fun bop! The true single of this album, really hopes it gets played on tour 8/10)
11. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart (Another lil bop, maybe the production is a bit too much, but I enjoy it! 8/10)
12. I Can Fix Him (Too short, if it was another minute it would be much higher. I love the country saloon vibe, she really has to go this direction for TS12 .7.9/10)
13. Clara Bow (I enioy this, the production is very "You're On Your Own, Kid" but the melody doesn't do it for me. I do like hearing Taylor Swift say Taylor Swift though. 7.5/10
14. TTPD (Hmm. The lyrics on this are a bit iffy, but I find myself coming back to this song. It might rise in my ranking in time. I like the chorus a lot 7.3/10)
15. The Alchemy (This is a puzzling song, I can't tell if I like it or not. The football metaphors are not for me, none of that on TS12 please. I love the production on this though, and the chorus. Just wish it had different lyrics. The lyric I really like is "Who are we to fight the alchemy"', that's cute. 7.2/10)
16. Down Bad (Not feeling this one. Everyone likes it, it seems, but the chorus is too repetitive for me. It feels like something I can put as backround music when I work out, something I don't have to pay too much atttention to. Overall, it's monotonous. I like it when she says fuck tho. 6.9/10)
 
Overall, I'd give it a score of 83-85. Here's how it ranks among the other albums:
 
1. Evermore
2. 1989
3. Folklore
4. Rep
5. TTPD (Standard)
6. Speak Now
7. Red
8. Midnights
9. Lover
10. Fearless
11. Debut
 
If I combined it with The Anthology though, it would probably be top 3. I actually haven't finished TA yet, I have 6 songs to go. I'll make a full ranking in a few days.

May 2024 will be the month of May Jailer!!! 

I take 4 and hope it's not an interlude 

Noir and Cry Kill Die are some of the best unreleased songs

PLS LEAK WONDERFUL THINGS  😭😭
 
 

Manifesting sometime either this later year or early next year we get another batch of droplets…

Crazier (Taylor's Version)
 
Wonderful Things (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)
 
Let's Go (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)

Sweeter Than Fiction (Taylor's Version)

 

Thank you Honey !!!

Thank you Honey !!!

Anyone has krakenfiles of need, drama queen and all of the (girls demo) ???

Smile: 
 
    Never Really Over     Cry About It Later     Teary Eyes     Small Talk      End of the World      High on Your Supply      Smile      Champagne Problems      Daisies     Tucked      Harleys in Hawaii     Only Love     I Go to Sleep 

The Prophecy - An album solely focused on another doomed relationship, self-reflection via creating characters & scenarios in her head like folklore, and starting a fresh new relationship.
The Albatross I Hate It Here How Did It End? Down Bad So Long, London I Can Do It With A Broken Heart Florida The Bolter Clara Bow The Prophecy Cassandra Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me Thank You Aimee Robin So High School The Alchemy  
The Tortured Poets Department - A side-album solely focused on the Matty relationship to avoid the heartbreak of things ending with Joe. (Realistically would slot between Florida and The Bolter timeline-wise).
Guilty As Sin Fresh Out The Slammer But Daddy I Love Him The Tortured Poets Department My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys Imgonnagetyouback I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) Peter Loml The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived The Black Dog Fortnight Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus I Look In People’s Windows The Manuscript

Neil always does this thing where he’s purposely vague to draw attention from Lana stans to promote unrelated work. Sick of it 

TTPD (anthology or not) is really not my fave from her and although I agree with many points made by them, I would have given it 7.5. Its a bit of a low score. 

Rock Candy Sweet (EP)
1. Valley Of The Dolls
2. Watercolor Eyes
3. Loved You Then And Now
4. Fine China
5. I Can Fly
Bonus Track
6. Wild One
 
This is basically a what if Blue Banisters had a EP released in 2022 sorta like how we got Paradise in late 2012 after Born To Die was released, and yes we'd also get a Blue Banisters (Rock Candy Sweet Edition) in this scenario.

Not when Taylor just dropped a 30 track album, and Billie and Dua are about to drop singles and albums this month.
 
Imo, Lana should wait till the end of May to drop the first single. That's 3 months before the album. So she can do one single per month before the release date to promote it actively.

Well…it’s good, but not as good as Other albums of hers
I expected something different, Some songs are really good, but others feel kinda unfinished 

i am new to vinyl/ cd collecting but i LOVE it!! something about having a hard copy of my favorite music is so comforting and it’s so much fun when they come with little posters and things.
i ordered the sag yes tk heaven/ black beauty picture disk like a month ago and it still isn’t here but i’m so excited for it 

The Tortured Poets Department (Fucked Up Listening Edition)
Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me?
The Tortured Poets Department
Clara Bow
Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)
Down Bad
But Daddy I Love Him
The Black Dog
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys
Fresh Out The Slammer
The Bolter
Florida!!! (feat. Florence + The Machine)
Loml
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)
The Manuscript
The Albatross
So Long, London
 

Eternal Sunshine: 
 
    Intro      Bye      Don’t Wanna Break Up      Eternal Sunshine     Supernatural      True Story      Imperfect      Fantasize      Boy Is Mine      Can’t Be Friends     I Wish I Hated You     Ordinary Things