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american beauty... i did not like that movie

Driving in Cars with Boys (BTD final) vs Driving in Cars with Boys (UV)

Lana is working for an animal shelter and has just caught a stray pitbull in the street!
 
Sweet in bare feet, you can find me where no one will be

How it works is you post a group photo, your version of the COTCC album cover 
 
My chemtrails over the country club: 

I want a song that sounds like Monica Bellucci 

This is just about how it’s never too late to use your throat and do specific body language in a way that you like . 
 
“ A dangerous army of one and I caught
Caught you boy, I caught you boy “ - Lana's song ‘ Caught you boy ‘

Lana being part of the sentinels hunting for the x gene 

"flames so hot that they turn blue"

I've been looking for my aspirin all over the house!
 
Where I beat the extinction of telomeres

Dragons that slut shame
 
"My pussy tastes like pepsi cola"

somebody licked their pet cat's fur and it tasted like soda
 
what if someone had asked picasso not to be sad?

Me when my bestie mails me a discharge sample of her blue waffles STD 

im a dragon you’re a whore 

Her sign is the 13th zodiac

basically have been rewatching early spongebob and have been super obsessed with the soundtrack lmfao and one of my favorites as a kid is still nothing but a bop to this day.. like??
I KNOW I SHOULDNT MOPE AROUND I SHOULDNT CURSE BUT THE PAIN FEELS SO MUCH WORSE CAUSE WINDING UP WITH NO ONE IS A LOT LESS FUN THAN A BURN FROM THE SUN OR SAND IN YOUR BUNSSS 
 
anyway it’s also had me on a beach boys, hawaiian (and inspired) music, kali uchis, and lizzy grant extravaganza that regularly makes me wish i was in florida or hawaii sipping vanilla or cherry cola with a whole lotta ice despite it regularly being 0 degrees fahrenheit here  

BICTHHHH THOSE UGLY ASS FUCK ASS PUSSY CUNTY MOTHER HONEYMOON BANGS 

Lana Del Rey covers Harper's Bazaar December 2023/January 2024 Art Issue, photographed by Collier Schorr.
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