InTheSummer

What's your damage?
 

I hope we do get an update, since there's a solar eclipse tonight. Also, isn't it rather coincidental it's happening the night before Easter? Just an observation

You mean when nothing happens and we all hate our lives?

Lemme grab some popcorn for this mess.

* awaiting the first single announcement tonight *

*patiently waiting for Honeymoon to be released as soon as the moon turns red*

can u imagine if that was an actual track.. or just 'Rave'... ft. lyrics like "Lana del rave" incorporated.. this sounds like the potential for an actual bop.. my heart hurts knowing this isn't going to happen omg

Me still
 

for a minute i genuinely thought the title said "Discussion Thread" but i must've misread it

CAUGHT

From Snapchat that day (I screenshot)
 

PARTITION
In "Partition", the camera takes us inside a palatial estate that almost looks like it could have been the setting for the "Born to Die" video. See the exterior and interior below:

 
In the first of several scenes curiously similar to ones out of "National Anthem", we find Mrs. Carter seated at an immaculately set table, barely noticed by her rapper husband peering over his newspaper:

 
In her mind, she embarks on a sexual fantasy. Again she channels Rosalita:

 
Her rapper husband feels up her leg in a vehicle:

 
She puts on a show for him, donning a sequined flapper headdress like Lizzy wears in this photo:

 
Silhouette techniques like something out of "Summertime Sadness" are employed:

 
Beyoncé pole dances like Lana in Tropico over a sexy French spoken interlude like in "Carmen":

 
Like A$AP Rocky in "National Anthem", her rapper husband watches her performance voyeuristically, smoking a cigar:

 
 
JEALOUS
Beyoncé is a jealous, jealous, jealous gurrrrrl. This video begins in the same estate reminiscent of "Born to Die" as in "Partition". In one scene, the former Miss Knowles is draped over a pinball machine like Lana in "Ride":

 
In another we see a "tunnel lined with yellow lights":

 
 
ROCKET
Like "Blue Jeans", "Rocket" opens on a black & white close-up of a reflection of the artist's face in a ripple of water:

 
Later in each video we watch the artist submerge her face in water in slow motion:

 
 
MINE
Like Lana in the poster for Tropico, we find Beyoncé re-enacting Mary in the Pieta:

 
Also, is that another Shaun Ross cameo?
 
 
XO
In "XO", Beyoncé orchestrates perhaps the largest NYC land grab since Dutch settlers bought Manhattan Island from Native Americans for 24 bucks, stealing the famed amusement destination from the Queen of Coney Island herself:

 

 

 

 
 
***FLAWLESS & SUPERPOWER
Since I can't find any Lana plagiarism in either of these videos, I'm just gonna go ahead and assume they must be borrowed from the "Dark Paradise" and "Cola" videos that never materialized. @@Ultraviolence Watch these. One of them may be the closest thing you'll ever get to your precious "Cola" video.
 
 
HEAVEN
Here we have the biggest plot heist since Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds ripped off Gremlins. In "Heaven", Beyoncé portrays a woman mourning her deceased female bff in a series of flashbacks. Sound familiar? Of course it does. It's the plot of Lana's "Summertime Sadness" video. Not content to copycat one Lana video, "Heaven" filches from a few. A shot in a church mirrors the chapel in "Born to Die":

 
In a flashback, Beyoncé's girlfriend sprays alcohol at a campfire party echoing scenes in "Ride":

 
And we see her and her gal pal riding in a car like Lana & Jaime King:

 
She only barely tries to disguise her copying Lana's recitation of the Lord's Prayer in Tropico by saying it in Spanish. Oh, and speaking of Spanish, here's Rosalita yet again:

 
 
BLUE
Sure, there's another "tunnel lined with yellow lights":

 
The sequined bra is back:

 
And she evokes Lizzy's showgirl style:

 
But most saliently, this song is about Beyoncé's, uh, baby Blue love, the black baby daughter she had with a rapper. What a blatant "National Anthem" ripoff!

 
 
GROWN WOMAN
Last but not least, the video for "Grown Woman" consists of home footage of Beyoncé's childhood performances, a clear homage to Lana's DIY videos.
 
 
 

Its the damn truth though
No Fun Zone

*flicks hair* I'm honestly going to reach all i possibly can just to bug y'all like, man, let me live.

the eclipse DP is obviously in reference to her old quote about intergalactic possibilities, and clearly is hinting at a collaboration project with NASA where she'll be headed to live on Mars and make contact with alien beings with her voice. duh. 

i dont even rly see this as reaching and it makes me so mad when people are so unwilling to look into any fan theories and just label it as 'reaching' straight away
like obv. theres some link between eclipse photo and eclipse on the honeymoon instagram, and an eclipse is in a week.. so.. whats the problem in thinking some cool news might come on the night of the eclipse? chill peeps its just some fun speculation 

'Eclipse' by Neil Krug & the honeymoon insta DP... there's definitely a link bc like, what relevance does an eclipsed moon have to "honeymoon" without that connection from Neil's photo... answer: none tbh other than the "moon" part of Honeymoon, but i really doubt it'd be a strong play on words based on how love-centered her albums are

Barrie teas

Barrie teas

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Tbh

i don't understand how people can still think the honeymoon account can be fake.... like... it's a rare username, too. obviously her label bought the name off Instagram/asked for it so that they could use it to promote the new era.
think: what are the chances that someone had the username "/Honeymoon" and just so happened to be a big Lana fan and decided to use the account to fuck with the fanbase and ended up getting followed by Lana herself? honestly

I honestly think that Honeymoon IG is real. I would be suspicious, but the fact that Lana follows that account means something to me. Therefore, I think we will be getting some sort of info sometime soon judging by the new IG icon of the moon, the description that was updated today, and Lana's slightly more substantial presence on her personal IG account.

i'm not pressed i just think its useless to be like 
 
there was a full moon ton1ght n' also i got stung by a bee probably a moment or so after he was like cummin out some honey OMG ! yasssss the stars and the spirits have aligned !~!! new era! slayyyayyaayyayayayyyassssss ~~~~~~~

Why are y'all so pressed about fan theories?! Jeez..