DUKE

This is so ridiculous.
 
Lana...
is actually more than 29 years old
spent a year in prison for assaulting the bitch who allegedly stole her "husband" and got billed out by her father
has been married to certain "Kenneth" who spent time on death row due to murder
is a former part-time prostitute
has had an abortion
was inspired to dedicate various songs to her "husband" who hang himself in death row
is now clean after years of drug abuse
has had plastic surgery after being released from prison
is having regular contact with the person that leaks all this information and appears to be a close friend of his/her/it

Hold on, my aunt Madonna is calling me on my phone to wish me a happy birthday. I'll be back in a few minutes...

Stop being drama queens guys, I mean at the end of the day it's just unreleased songs...
unreleased songs
 
Nothing that's going to change the universe or bring world peace, so stop fighting over something so trivial and acting like it's serious business.
 
If you have something and you're intending on leaking it, just do it and we'll be thankful. If you're not intending on leaking it, just don't mention it, and let's all move on

But it's this illusion which makes her so interesting. And let's be honest: how boring would life be if there weren't any illusions?

The point is that anyone could come up with a few vague conspiracy theories on Lana's past or personal life. She is intentionally marketed as an enigmatic and mysterious figure. Alone the fact that there is a fan base and a forum dedicated to her mystery proves how efficiently this strategy is working out. But the sad thing is that this creates enough space for a couple of idiots to come up with such things.
She's not even half as mysterious as she's presented. In fact, she's pretty easy-going and candid in interviews. Yet, people speculate there might be a dark and wild side to her.

This is so ridiculous.
 
Lana...
is actually more than 29 years old
spent a year in prison for assaulting the bitch who allegedly stole her "husband" and got billed out by her father
has been married to certain "Kenneth" who spent time on death row due to murder
is a former part-time prostitute
has had an abortion
was inspired to dedicate various songs to her "husband" who hang himself in death row
is now clean after years of drug abuse
has had plastic surgery after being released from prison
is having regular contact with the person that leaks all this information and appears to be a close friend of his/her/it

Hold on, my aunt Madonna is calling me on my phone to wish me a happy birthday. I'll be back in a few minutes...

I find those hackers hiding behind computer screens and enjoying a slight degree of temporary internet fame whenever they leaks songs or information kind of pathetic, to be honest.

The point is that anyone could come up with a few vague conspiracy theories on Lana's past or personal life. She is intentionally marketed as an enigmatic and mysterious figure. Alone the fact that there is a fan base and a forum dedicated to her mystery proves how efficiently this strategy is working out. But the sad thing is that this creates enough space for a couple of idiots to come up with such things.
She's not even half as mysterious as she's presented. In fact, she's pretty easy-going and candid in interviews. Yet, people speculate there might be a dark and wild side to her.

The point is that anyone could come up with a few vague conspiracy theories on Lana's past or personal life. She is intentionally marketed as an enigmatic and mysterious figure. Alone the fact that there is a fan base and a forum dedicated to her mystery proves how efficiently this strategy is working out. But the sad thing is that this creates enough space for a couple of idiots to come up with such things.
She's not even half as mysterious as she's presented. In fact, she's pretty easy-going and candid in interviews. Yet, people speculate there might be a dark and wild side to her.

But it's this illusion which makes her so interesting. And let's be honest: how boring would life be if there weren't any illusions?

The point is that anyone could come up with a few vague conspiracy theories on Lana's past or personal life. She is intentionally marketed as an enigmatic and mysterious figure. Alone the fact that there is a fan base and a forum dedicated to her mystery proves how efficiently this strategy is working out. But the sad thing is that this creates enough space for a couple of idiots to come up with such things.
She's not even half as mysterious as she's presented. In fact, she's pretty easy-going and candid in interviews. Yet, people speculate there might be a dark and wild side to her.

This is so ridiculous.
 
Lana...
is actually more than 29 years old
spent a year in prison for assaulting the bitch who allegedly stole her "husband" and got billed out by her father
has been married to certain "Kenneth" who spent time on death row due to murder
is a former part-time prostitute
has had an abortion
was inspired to dedicate various songs to her "husband" who hang himself in death row
is now clean after years of drug abuse
has had plastic surgery after being released from prison
is having regular contact with the person that leaks all this information and appears to be a close friend of his/her/it

Hold on, my aunt Madonna is calling me on my phone to wish me a happy birthday. I'll be back in a few minutes...

The point is that anyone could come up with a few vague conspiracy theories on Lana's past or personal life. She is intentionally marketed as an enigmatic and mysterious figure. Alone the fact that there is a fan base and a forum dedicated to her mystery proves how efficiently this strategy is working out. But the sad thing is that this creates enough space for a couple of idiots to come up with such things.
She's not even half as mysterious as she's presented. In fact, she's pretty easy-going and candid in interviews. Yet, people speculate there might be a dark and wild side to her.

The point is that anyone could come up with a few vague conspiracy theories on Lana's past or personal life. She is intentionally marketed as an enigmatic and mysterious figure. Alone the fact that there is a fan base and a forum dedicated to her mystery proves how efficiently this strategy is working out. But the sad thing is that this creates enough space for a couple of idiots to come up with such things.
She's not even half as mysterious as she's presented. In fact, she's pretty easy-going and candid in interviews. Yet, people speculate there might be a dark and wild side to her.

I'm afraid she'll yell at me when I criticize her. You know, my cousin Lola was punished for telling her mom that she's too old to wear hot pants and had to work in the wardrobe department of her tour. All summer long.

Tell her to come back make songs like Frozen, I live for that noir beauty and horses and string arrangements. Oh and, Substitute for Love, too. Make that three with Power of Goodbye.

This is so ridiculous.
 
Lana...
is actually more than 29 years old
spent a year in prison for assaulting the bitch who allegedly stole her "husband" and got billed out by her father
has been married to certain "Kenneth" who spent time on death row due to murder
is a former part-time prostitute
has had an abortion
was inspired to dedicate various songs to her "husband" who hang himself in death row
is now clean after years of drug abuse
has had plastic surgery after being released from prison
is having regular contact with the person that leaks all this information and appears to be a close friend of his/her/it

Hold on, my aunt Madonna is calling me on my phone to wish me a happy birthday. I'll be back in a few minutes...

I find those hackers hiding behind computer screens and enjoying a slight degree of temporary internet fame whenever they leaks songs or information kind of pathetic, to be honest.

I find those hackers hiding behind computer screens and enjoying a slight degree of temporary internet fame whenever they leaks songs or information kind of pathetic, to be honest.

I find those hackers hiding behind computer screens and enjoying a slight degree of temporary internet fame whenever they leaks songs or information kind of pathetic, to be honest.

It's a shame they didn't include all singles. :sarcastic:

Honestly, I don't find that to be funny or close to be slightly humorous.

I'll be merging them when I get back on a computer. I honestly wish I didn't post mine since everyone followed suit, I feel that the only funny one after it was PrettyBaby's parody of Ride. Sorry everyone.

I'll withhold final judgement until I've tried it for awhile, but I think I'm going to dislike the like/dislike vote up/vote down buttons. I'm concerned it will make LanaBoards a less friendly place and I personally liked the "Like this!" terminology. Also, it seemed to me in past forum experiences that people were more inclined to use "Like this!" systems than reputation points systems.

Play house. Put my favorite whipped cream on. Get fat.
Get your cake and spread it on. You were like, thick-obese, driving around the city.
Flirtin' with the chefs 'cause you're a fatty.
Betty Crocker is the Queen don't you think? I was like "Hell yea, put those brownies in me!"
Like Oooooh Ooooooooh :burps:
 
You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....
Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!
Your skin... cellulite and now....
Be double chinned, gross, and round!
 
Like an American.
Ooooooh Ooooohhhh
 
Eat fast. I can almost taste it now. L.A. smoke weed and munchie heaven now.
You were like so sick, everybody said it... you were way ahead of the groceries g-get it.
Rachel Ray is the best hell yes. Honey eat in front of your T.V. set.
Like Ooooooh Oooohhh
 
 
You make me large and you make me faaaaaaaaat....
Just like a fatty... give me a heart attack!
Your skin... cellulite and now....
Be double chinned, gross, and round!
 
Like an American.
Ooooooh Ooooohhhh
 
Everybody wants to be obese. But they can't compare.
Krispy Kreme and vanilla Ice cream... only you can take me there.
I don't really know what I'm eating but I'm feeling like you.....