Corrupt a wish, Bish!

[kitschesque 9,882]

But everytime you get an A the school board gets notified that it's impossible and there are rumours of cheating and when you finally reach to a national spelling competition or a triatlon or something and you win all by yourself you're accused of cheating and you're banned from every college in the US and you end up in a ditch sleeping on your report card because rocks are painful

 

I wish I could get my dad back sometimes  

[Charlottexseax 7,930]

He’s back but he doesn’t know who you are and avoids you because he thinks you’re a stranger

 

I wish I was straight

[Shellfish beach 343]

I wish I could get my dad back sometimes   

 

 

 

he comes back as a zombie and eats your brains out

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a genius who is good at everything

[Beautiful Loser 48,731]

You’re super smart and good at everything to such a degree that people can’t connect with you and don’t understand you, so your life will be pretty lonely.

 

I wish Lana would ditch the playback vocals and hire backup singers instead.

[kitschesque 9,882]

They end up oversinging and we see how flawed Lana's technique is sometimes because they're so much better than her

 

I wish my grandma wasn't homophobic

[californianfreak 3,484]

Your grandma becomes an ally, and then starts stanning all the same artists you do. She then becomes well known and loved, which means that artists always go to see her after their concerts, which means you don't get a chance to meet or see your favourite artists.

 

I wish capitalism didn't exist

[bunoner 5,725]

All politicians now must be between 16-25

 

I wish I had wings

[kitschesque 9,882]

You're a giant Witch fairy and your wings literally flap like a fly's wings meaning they make an awful noise and it's.........

 

I wish I could be drunk all the time without actually drinking

[Sugar Venom 9,657]

you get arrested for public intoxication and since you never seem to sober up they assume you’re crazy and get you locked away in a psychiatric hospital for the rest of your life

 

i wish lana would start using her honeymoon account again

[Shellfish beach 343]

she deletes all of her other accounts and uses her honeymoon account to spread the gospel

 

 

I wish I wasn't such a loser

[CrazySister 2,239]

You get egocentric and push all people around you away.

 

 

I wish I was rich. 

[Beautiful Loser 48,731]

You become rich but end up in a coma after an accident soon after, so you can’t use your money.

 

I wish I could get a job.

[CrazySister 2,239]

You get the job, but the payment is not worth half of what you have to deal everyday with your boss. 

 

I wish pizza was a heathy food.

[Barttender 1,118]

But pizza raises the level of bad cholesterol, which increases the risk of cardiovascular disease, such as angina, heart attack or stroke (How it hurts me to say that... lol)

 

I wish like to give Lana Del Rey a hug, at least once in life.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,663]

Forsure, but then u accidentally sneeze during and u both make the most sour lemonade faces bc of it and it erases the magic that recent moment ago 

I wish I had like unlimited gasoline trips to drive anywhere I wanted w/o having to pay lol 

 

[Barttender 1,118]

Forsure, but then u accidentally sneeze during and u both make the most sour lemonade faces bc of it and it erases the magic that recent moment ago

 

Ugh... That would be awful! lol

 

I wish I had like unlimited gasoline trips to drive anywhere I wanted w/o having to pay lol

 

The fires in California hit your "infinite" gas tank, which... BOOM!

 

 

I wish like to be a father.

[Make me your Dream Life 87,663]

Ugh... That would be awful! lol

 

 

The fires in California hit your "infinite" gas tank, which... BOOM!

 

 

I wish like to be a father.

 

Looooooool     

 

and what the hecccccck I won't b visiting then.. 

 

I can't corrupt that wish. that's like, pure. uhh. ok ..you'll be a father, but the child is really inquisitive and makes you have to explain your reasoning which drives you nuts sometimes? 

 

 

I don't really have all that energy to make a wish right now so. I wish for it to rain hard for a few days idk 

[Barttender 1,118]

Previously your world ended in fire... And now it will end in water? lol

 

Heavy rain, which will last for days, will cause flooding and water will invade your house.

 

 

I wish like to have "x-ray vision".

[Make me your Dream Life 87,663]

must've subconsciously felt bad hahahahahaha

x-ray vision works too well that everything you wanna try seeing through just gets u seeing the black of the universe. so like, cosmic static. 

wish for some pistachio ice cream

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,049]

But unfortunately  you are allergic against pistachio and nuts in general. After you take one bit/lick of the pistachio ice your throat will swill and you can't breathe anymore. Then you end up in Hospital and aren't allowed to eat pistachio ice forver....

 

 

I wish I could go on vacation next week