Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[Beautiful Loser 46,740]

We should have be men chatting about the cover art or track list by now...maybe even have the album, but instead we’re predicting lanaboards members’ zodiac signs.

Ooh, it’s a cruel world...

[Flowerbomb 65,560]

Aquarius are the best goodbye

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

I really can’t understand how astrology can make sense.

blockt

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,263]

im a libra - october 3. air signs (well maybe not Geminis) are the best and that's the tea

[Beautiful Loser 46,740]

blockt

[heroindealer 8,512]

I’m a Gemini and I hate it

[Make me your Dream Life 83,662]

Capricorns have monster dick energy

I can't resist them

I literally almost exclusively date Capricorns lmao

S2g sammmeeee well, actually not to brag, but they usually find me idk maybe bc of my midheaven who tf knows, but I love them. They're not all that bad when ya get to know them but yes ohmygod YES like wtf they've their shit together and don't suffer fools Capricorns are DADDY 

[ArtDecoDelRey 15,263]

we're already so off topic but what are yalls myers-briggs and / or hogwarts house lmao im low key a harry potter stan. Im INFJ - and a Ravenclaw

[poetic jess 2,323]

Am i the only one who noticed that "and the only stars we saw were in the sky not the boulevard" is the same melody as "there are violets in your eyes there are guns that blaze around you"

I can hear what you’re saying. Also the melody she sings in Cinnamon’s chorus reminds me a bit of her humming in Summer Bummer.

[Coney Island King 25,401]

I’m a Capricorn. We do have our shit together, which is why my last boyfriend got his lost ass dumped.

[godsmonster 13,841]

i want more Stevie Nicks/Lana collabs
any negative @ to me will be ignored, thank you.

[violets 11,893]

capricorns are the best period

[Make me your Dream Life 83,662]

I’m a Gemini and I hate it

Is it bc of overthinking? Bc same 

[poetic jess 2,323]

scorpios are mean, peroxide seems nice

We’re not mean, we’re just honest. And sensitive. lol

[Terrence Loves Me 71,984]

I really can’t understand how astrology can make sense.

[godsmonster 13,841]

We’re not mean, we’re just honest. And sensitive. lol

I have nothing but respect for my sister sign SCORPIO. Yall are ruthless I love it

[fl0ridakil0s 3,959]

I'm a capricorn

 

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,335]

Since we're being off-topic... I'd like to remind you all to do god's work and buy 'Superstar' by the good sis MARINA this friday!! Such a good way to spend your money.

[LanaFlowers 8,751]

S2g sammmeeee well, actually not to brag, but they usually find me idk maybe bc of my midheaven who tf knows, but I love them. They're not all that bad when ya get to know them but yes ohmygod YES like wtf they've their shit together and don't suffer fools Capricorns are DADDY 

What's crazy is it's often Capricorns with Scorpio Rising... And I've dated three Cap Sun / Scorpio Rising men with the SAME Moon sign like wtf

I don't want to reveal too much about my placements, but I'm basically a Scorpio/Sagittarius/Capricorn/Aquarius blend lol. So it makes sense, but still...wack o.o

 

Capricorns are SON tbh lmao I like making daddy jokes but I'm a domme and not about that life at all I love Cap men because they're the power bottoms of my dreams. So fucking strong. So patient. So resilient. They can literally handle ANYTHING.

 

except failure, which benefits me

[Beautiful Loser 46,740]

I mean... if you can’t for certain believe that the earth indeed is round, why can’t I doubt astrology?