Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[bummersummer 2,218]

he's like hella gay

 

i'm also convinced suki and irina were/are beards, all those blind items are wayyy too much smoke for there to be no fire whatsoever

 

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Excuse my dumb bitch energy, but what does 'beard' mean?

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Excuse my dumb bitch energy, but what does 'beard' mean?

 

A beard is a woman that pretends to date a gay guy just so people think he's straight.

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

A beard is a woman that pretends to date a gay guy just so people think he's straight.

 

thanks

[Cacciatore 19,347]

I'm scared Gaga is gonna try and fuck Bradley they literally almost KISSED last night...

 

This was my exact reaction when they leaned in and almost kissed with his girlfriend right on the first row watching everything

 

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

This was my exact reaction when they leaned in and almost kissed with his girlfriend right on the first row watching everything

 

 

lol omg and don't forget that performance where gaga was kneeling on the floor holding his hand and looking up at him while he was singing

 

[Nobody 21,503]

lol omg and don't forget that performance where gaga was kneeling on the floor holding his hand and looking up at him while he was singing

 

 

https://twitter.com/SaintHoax/status/1090323445072695296

 

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

https://twitter.com/SaintHoax/status/1090323445072695296

 

 

omg

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

A beard is a woman that pretends to date a gay guy just so people think he's straight.

Oh so kinda like Hailey Baldwin and Shawn Mendes at billboard awards together

 

Also I'm kinda living for the term beard? Like a beard is something you hide behind to make you seem more manly that's such a smart term

 

Can we talk about the fact that Shawn is actually gay and is hiding it because management told him he'd lose his fanbase from it? Like the Shawn stans literally thrive off of thinking he's straight and shipping him with Camilla Cabello even though he made a song like this:

 

https://youtu.be/opsBzArDUAA

 

Also about a year ago there was an inside scoop from someone in the business saying that there was a male pop star who's hiding inside the closet because his managers told him it'd be better that way. I need to find the article but I know it was from a credible source. I just feel so bad for him

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

I didn't find the exact article but I found this one of an apparent lesbian pop star who was told by management to keep it a secret and that alot of her pop star friends have also been playing the same game

 

https://www.gaytimes.co.uk/culture/73599/popstar-wants-come-closet-manager-said-theyll-lose-fans/

 

It's so fucking sad

[LanaFlowers 8,752]

I have no idea who Shawn Mendes is and all this time I just thought he was a gay model or something lmao

 

I can't believe they're actually trying to pass him off as straight  

[American Whore 51,245]

A beard is a woman that pretends to date a gay guy just so people think he's straight.

 

What is this new?? The only beard I know of is on my face I mean

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

What is this new?? The only beard I know of is on my face I mean

It's something you hide behind to make you seem manly

[Terrence Loves Me 72,664]

I actually feel more relaxed now that we dont have a release date, at least we know its not coming March 29th so we can just chill out, move on with our lives and patiently wait for some album related news

- all in good time

[Coney Island King 25,998]

So glad she's a big matcha fan like me

Yes bich me too! i’m actually going to an entire Matcha cafe next week. My poop will be green for days x

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Yes bich me too! i’m actually going to an entire Matcha cafe next week. My poop will be green for days x

Da fuq is matcha lmfaoo

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

Da fuq is matcha lmfaoo

 

is...is it a coffee?

 

[Pink Champagne 9,457]

What thread am I in

[Coney Island King 25,998]

Da fuq is matcha lmfaoo

Its a tea thats ground up into fine powder and used in all sorts of drinks/foods. It kinda tastes like grass with sugar on it. I live x

[Beautiful Loser 48,731]

Da fuq is matcha lmfaoo

Japanese green tea, usually in a powdered form which you whisk around in water.