Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

This fan fiction

it's fine if reality scares you! but there's obvious pitch correction on BTD, if you don't want to admit it well I'm glad you can ignore things like that in life!

[Cacciatore 19,347]

When you think this era can't get any worse Lana decides to join the church lmao i'm this close to unstanning

 

[violets 11,896]

it's fine if reality scares you! but there's obvious pitch correction on BTD, if you don't want to admit it well I'm glad you can ignore things like that in life!

 

ok for a while i always wondered why lana's vocals on BTD just fit so well, explains why its my favorite

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

When you think this era can't get any worse Lana decides to join the church lmao i'm this close to unstanning

 

Lana next interview:

"I was really enlightened when I went to church, and had finally understood the root of all my negativity and sadness; it was my support for the gays. God had shut me out for that, but not anymore! Mike Pence hired me to sing for his birthday, and I'm going! *laughs nervously* It was always the gays fault... always. Those little shit hole lickers can burn in hell without me!"

[Gone user 5,373]

Someone mentioned Hillsong Church and I laughed so hard cause I remember that, back in the day, Hillsong Young & Free promoted their second album with a collage that had a picture of Lana LMAOOOO

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

ok for a while i always wondered why lana's vocals on BTD just fit so well, explains why its my favorite

literally everyone in the game including adele and gaga uses pitch correction, and sometimes, SOMETIMES a tiny bit of autotune. fans gets so butt hurt but like I don't know why, I mean we're not robots so obviously we can't stay in perfect pitch... but eh! theres nothing else I can say

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Lana next interview:

"I was really enlightened when I went to church, and had finally understood the root of all my negativity and sadness; it was my support for the gays. God had shut me out for that, but not anymore! Mike Pence hired me to sing for his birthday, and I'm going! *laughs nervously* It was always the gays fault... always. Those little shit hole lickers can burn in hell with me!"

 

Next thing we know she'll serve Britney teas and appear carrying a book by a homophobic priest or something 

 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,698]

ugh seriously if she goes all christian and starts singing about god and shit i aint listening to it

[Gone user 5,373]

LMAO this is the picture! Hillsong really promoted a live show using a picture of Lana WHAT THE FUCK

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

Just to make things more lively on here, I think we should make polls based on the cover art.

 

Like for example:

 

1. Will it be textless?

2. Which color will it be?

3. Will Lana smile on it?

4. Will it be shot by Chuck? (although that's a given)

 

Just something to keep us from going crazy I guess

[Terrence Loves Me 72,698]

Just to make things more lively on here, I think we should make polls based on the cover art.

 

Like for example:

 

1. Will it be textless?

2. Which color will it be?

3. Will Lana smile on it?

4. Will it be shot by Chuck? (although that's a given)

 

Just something to keep us from going crazy I guess

make one sis, idk how but

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Just to make things more lively on here, I think we should make polls based on the cover art.

 

Like for example:

 

1. Will it be textless?

2. Which color will it be?

3. Will Lana smile on it?

4. Will it be shot by Chuck? (although that's a given)

 

Just something to keep us from going crazy I guess

1. I hope so

2. Green and nature filled

3. maybe!

4. god I hope not, we need Neil back at least just for the cover so we have something nice to look at

[Gone user 5,373]

Just to make things more lively on here, I think we should make polls based on the cover art.

 

Like for example:

 

1. Will it be textless?

2. Which color will it be?

3. Will Lana smile on it?

4. Will it be shot by Chuck? (although that's a given)

 

Just something to keep us from going crazy I guess

 

1 I hope so

2 I hope soft pink, green and cream

3. No

4 No please I need Neil

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

1 I hope so

2 I hope soft pink, green and cream

3. No

4 No please I need Neil

 

Ooo I'd like this

[Nobody 21,525]

LMAO this is the picture! Hillsong really promoted a live show using a picture of Lana WHAT THE FUCK

 

I remember Selena Gomez posted this on Instagram and then deleted it, maybe after realising it was Lana 

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

Ooo I'd like this

as long as its not fucking blue and red because I will cut a bitch! BTD cover, HM cover and LFL cover was enough of blue! I'd be so down for green + some new colors 

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Just to make things more lively on here, I think we should make polls based on the cover art.

 

Like for example:

 

1. Will it be textless?

2. Which color will it be?

3. Will Lana smile on it?

4. Will it be shot by Chuck? (although that's a given)

 

Just something to keep us from going crazy I guess

 

No

Earth tones

No

Yes

 

[violets 11,896]

1. Will it be textless?

2. Which color will it be?

3. Will Lana smile on it?

4. Will it be shot by Chuck? (although that's a given)

 

i wouldn't mind that

better be neutral tones

no

sadly

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

I'm glad we can all agree on earth tones + some new colors

The red and blue were getting old

 

[violets 11,896]

i just DO NOT want it to be bright, i don't see why it would be though after seeing MAC and VB covers

we are def getting something very earthy