Norman Fucking Rockwell - Pre-Release Thread

[nevada darling 541]

Here's a fun, recent little article about the "church" Lana is attending, if anyone's interested...

 

https://www.queerty.com/chris-pratt-attends-anti-gay-church-history-child-molestation-ex-gay-therapy-20190115

[Flowerbomb 65,592]

Here's a fun, recent little article about the "church" Lana is attending, if anyone's interested...

 

https://www.queerty.com/chris-pratt-attends-anti-gay-church-history-child-molestation-ex-gay-therapy-20190115

 

"But Hillsong has a history of child sexual abuse and supporting so-called conversion therapy."

 

 

 

lana sis.............................

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Here's a fun, recent little article about the "church" Lana is attending, if anyone's interested...

 

https://www.queerty.com/chris-pratt-attends-anti-gay-church-history-child-molestation-ex-gay-therapy-20190115

 

Oh wow the same chuch Chris Pratt attends? I'm REALLY unstanning then lmao bye

[violets 11,895]

wait where did y'all see lana was attending church in the first place

am i behind or slow

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

i just DO NOT want it to be bright, i don't see why it would be though after seeing MAC and VB covers

we are def getting something very earthy

I'm here for Granola Del Rey 

[Cacciatore 19,347]

"But Hillsong has a history of child sexual abuse and supporting so-called conversion therapy."

 

 

 

lana sis.............................

 

edit: wait is this a satirical website? I'm lost lmao

 

They're also very supportive of hunting animals if I'm not mistaken 

[Flowerbomb 65,592]

They're also very supportive of hunting animals if I'm not mistaken 

 

ew why would ANYONE want to join this church? She might as well become part of the Scientology cult while she's at it

[Cacciatore 19,347]

Well all of my faves end up disappointing me so idk why I thought Lana would be any different lol 

[PerwinkleDreams 6,800]

So now I gotta join an anti gay church of the illuminati that hunts animals and supports child abuse to become famous? Well I guess those dreams are dead then...

[Beautiful Loser 48,622]

She hates y’all.

 

 

Jokes aside, that article made me wonder if she picked the church because some other celeb recommended it or...? Didn’t she check up their history before or did she pick it because the pamphlet sounded nice? I guess it’s her way of getting closer to God or whatever she wrote on Twitter.

[violets 11,895]

wait where did y'all see lana was attending church in the first place

am i behind or slow

or not

[Flowerbomb 65,592]

What's funny is that everyone on Twitter worships Chris Pratt but I've always got a bad vibe from him. Looks like I was right

[poetic jess 2,340]

Just to make things more lively on here, I think we should make polls based on the cover art.

 

Like for example:

 

1. Will it be textless?

2. Which color will it be?

3. Will Lana smile on it?

4. Will it be shot by Chuck? (although that's a given)

 

Just something to keep us from going crazy I guess

1. I wouldn’t mind if it is.

2. Neil’s Honeymoon photos were very rosy and it fit the music so I wished it was reflected more on the cover. LFL was teal but I got more of a 70’s mustard yellow from it because of the summer festival vibes I got from it. NFR songs give me late winter/spring vibes. So I’d like cool colors/a colorful cover, but given that it’s gonna be shot by Chuck, it’s probably going to be muted colors/washed out/slightly teal again.

3. I’m leaning toward maybe not as much, or won’t look as forced as the LFL cover. She did say this album was more “introspective sad girl shit”.

4. 95% chance it’ll be shot by Chuck. 3% it’ll be Neil since Ben didn’t like her proposed album cover and she won’t bother looking for a new photographer. 1.5 % chance it’ll be reshot by herself- like the HIADT single cover. And a .5% it’ll be a new photographer or someone she hasn’t worked with in a while. I really want Sébastien Micke, the guy who shot her Paris Match Magazine photos to do the cover and album artwork.

[nevada darling 541]

or not

 

Here's one source

 

http://www.x17online.com/2019/01/hailey_baldwin_justin_bieber_church_hillsong_kourtney_kardashian_photos_video_012419

[Cacciatore 19,347]

What's funny is that everyone on Twitter worships Chris Pratt but I've always got a bad vibe from him. Looks like I was right

 

On tumblr everyone despises him 

[Flowerbomb 65,592]

On tumblr everyone despises him 

 

suddenly I love Tumblr again

[violets 11,895]

Here's one source

 

http://www.x17online.com/2019/01/hailey_baldwin_justin_bieber_church_hillsong_kourtney_kardashian_photos_video_012419

 

omg i hoped this was a joke

[CatchTheBreeze 1,681]

Here's one source

 

http://www.x17online.com/2019/01/hailey_baldwin_justin_bieber_church_hillsong_kourtney_kardashian_photos_video_012419

 

Well, that's a bit... disturbing. What happened to Lana's wokeness of the LFL era?

[Flowerbomb 65,592]

Lana can really be such an airhead at times...

[lustforlife 19,008]

this is sad.. very sad.. This churche is a fuck homophobic place. They have a gay cure inside of their walls.. Oh no Lana