Lies Lana Has Told Us Thread

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

During the L4L era when she told that she wouldn't sing "he hit me and it felt like a kiss" anymore

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

And does she really have chickens?

 

 

 

"A lot of that’s going to involve writing classes and being uncomfortable in new places with not many friends and raising my dogs and my cats and my chickens alone."

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,785]

13 minutes ago, BluebirdXO said:

During the L4L era that she told that she wouldn't sing "he hit me and it felt like a kiss" anymore

and sang it like two nights later (which was the right call, artists should stand by their art, and nuance is a thing)

[American Whore 51,541]

On 5/22/2020 at 2:44 AM, 99centlips said:

that we are getting a new album on Sept 5th 2020

lmao the day after you were like "we been knew" 

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

That she was a gemini with taurus ascendant

[Rorman Nockwell 56,862]

RCS out June 1st and Blue Banisters out July 4th

Choose your fighter; at least one is a lie

[Furor Poeticus 16,370]

7 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

RCS out June 1st and Blue Banisters out July 4th

Choose your fighter; at least one is a lie

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,785]

AKA Revamped Re-release

[BluebirdXO 7,679]

On 5/8/2021 at 1:32 PM, BluebirdXO said:

That she was a gemini with taurus ascendant

 

About this: Does anybody know why she said that she was born at 2:46 a.m. and then years later at 4:47 p.m.? I know that she's a troll, but she cared enough to know her ascendant when she was a gemini

 

 

 

 

 

Plot twist: None of those times are true

 

Spoiler

Conspiracy theory: Lana have a twin 

 

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,785]

16 hours ago, BluebirdXO said:

 

About this: Does anybody know why she said that she was born at 2:46 a.m. and then years later at 4:47 p.m.? I know that she's a troll, but she cared enough to know her ascendant when she was a gemini

 

 

 

 

 

Plot twist: None of those times are true

 

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Conspiracy theory: Lana have a twin 

 

Pretending to be a Cancer is a cery Gemini thing to do

[FredRed 4,857]

It's not a lie if Lana believes it. 

[99centlips 8,526]

On 4/15/2021 at 9:36 PM, Hydroponic Weeds said:

lmao the day after you were like "we been knew" 

 

yes i knew lana was lying about september 5th just like i know she’s lying about june 1st and july 4th 

 

 

[strangeandwild 141]

On 5/14/2021 at 4:50 PM, BluebirdXO said:

 

About this: Does anybody know why she said that she was born at 2:46 a.m. and then years later at 4:47 p.m.? I know that she's a troll, but she cared enough to know her ascendant when she was a gemini

 

 

 

 

 

Plot twist: None of those times are true

 

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Conspiracy theory: Lana have a twin 

 

Since she has a bad relationship with her mother, I think she didnt know the right hour. Because the moms always know and sometimes the birth certification doesn't say it. 

I'm pretty sure she's totally a cancer, so the first one was the lie. Maybe she just lied about it cause she didn't know, as I said

[strangeandwild 141]

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[rosesofsaigon 1,559]

I'm still waiting for that Christmas album. 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,862]

Also, I don't feel like coming back in a month, so:

[Rorman Nockwell 56,862]

 Lana reading this thread:

[misselectrarockwell 520]

On 8/1/2019 at 10:25 PM, Say Yes to Heaven said:

Saying she wouldn't release BAR without Yosemite........ yet here we are

Reading this years later is so funny to look back on now, we were so desperate for it to be released during nfr and here we are now!

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[American Whore 51,541]

It's been 4 years since I've updated the main post lol

[Lana Del Dufrene 11,190]

That she'd release lasso in sept of this year (tbd)

Edited July 16 by DemonMic2003