Which of Lana's boyfriends would you date? (Updated to include NEW boyfriends!)

[13bitches 6,176]

Noah fence but Joe could r*w m*

[CrazySister 2,239]

why her screen so cracked, she makes money, right? right?

We stan a humble queen

[SparkleJumpropeNoose 8,750]

why is barrie winning he looks homeless

homeless people are sexy

Noah fence but Joe could r*w m*

I am going to revoke all your human rights

[CrazySister 2,239]

Either Jimmy Gnecco (IDK if they really dated, but...), Reeve Carney or Josh. But how only Josh is in the list, hell yes!    I didn't find him so attractive in the beggining, but he seems funny and have quite a nice personality. Steve Mertens is handsome, but that's it   . Joe is hot, but he's too much and also seems to scream almost everything I despise in the world, which would be a big turn off. 

 

So yeah, Joshy forever! <3

I forgot about Rob!   Josh and Rob for me then! <3 May his soul be resting in peace 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,645]

which one is the producer she dated for 11 years or sumn? i find that hard to believe but ok

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

why is barrie winning he looks homeless

 

Barrie's like a dark-haired, Scottish Kurt Cobain.

 

HOW IS THE PRINCE OF PASTA WINNING?! 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,645]

how do i vote for elon

[Liz Taylor Blues 18,728]

All of them tbh

[Terrence Loves Me 72,645]

Barrie's like a dark-haired, Scottish Kurt Cobain.

 

HOW IS THE PRINCE OF PASTA WINNING?! 

PLEASE also pasta boy is winning because he is super cute , period!

[sparklrtrailrheaven 9,036]

Where's Arthur Lynn I need him here

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

Where's Arthur Lynn I need him here

 

I totally forgot about him. Will add

 

K I added some ... she really likes J names, huh

[Nobody 21,470]

Barrie's like a dark-haired, Scottish Kurt Cobain.

 

HOW IS THE PRINCE OF PASTA WINNING?! 

 

Kurt Cobain, sweetie... 

 

At least Francesco has a job even though it's through nepotism. Chuck teas 

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

wait sum1 pull out a photo of Rob, how'd he die

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

wait sum1 pull out a photo of Rob, how'd he die

 

OD, I believe. Can't vote for him cos he dead, though

[CrazySister 2,239]

Can't we vote for more than one tho? 

 

I can't believe I'm actually stanning her taste in men...   

[Terrence Loves Me 72,645]

who is rob

[mkultraviolence 5,832]

OD, I believe. Can't vote for him cos he dead, though

 

i always wondered who her songs are about, maybe that's who heroin is about. interesting

[Rorman Nockwell 56,493]

Kurt Cobain, sweetie... 

 

At least Francesco has a job even though it's through nepotism. Chuck teas 

 

Francesco is a goldilocks mummy's boy cheater who probably makes really terrible pasta despite being Italian! 

 

I'll take an impoverished Scottish vegan over that ANY DAY! 

 

Also, 8 users need to be banned from LanaBoreds @@Elle (6 c*p + 2 Gerald)

Can't we vote for more than one tho? 

 

No, a firm decision must be made!

[WilshireBoulevard 5,420]

Add K to the list please, even if he's made up I still stan a mysterious kriminal king 

[Nobody 21,470]

Francesco is a goldilocks mummy's boy cheater who probably makes really terrible pasta despite being Italian! 

 

I'll take an impoverished Scottish vegan over that ANY DAY! 

 

At least Franny was sometimes hot tho and probably didn't reek of alcohol imagine having s*x with Barrie    

Idk if he had a job other than flop acting and modelling underwear but Chase was kinda fine so let's go with him (or Reeve if they actually dated)