Lana talks Cola on Triple J with Tom & Alex (short audio interview)

[lola 6,617]

better on a dick than IN a pussy

[Monicker 3,030]

This is just plain fucking gross. Toast toppings do not belong on your dick.

 

I don't know if you're joking or not, but this line of thinking is absurd. What belongs on your dick, chemicals from some product sitting on the shelf at CVS? Everything applied topically gets into the blood stream. Your skin is the quickest, easiest, most efficient path to your bloodstream. There's a rule of thumb in some health circles that says: if you wouldn't put it in your mouth and ingest it, don't use it on your skin. You should be able to EAT anything you're putting on your skin because it all ends up in the same place anyway. You think what you put on your skin just stays there on the surface? You'd rather have weird chemicals and god know's what--stuff you don't recognize when you read the label or have never even heard of--leaching into your bloodstream than...coconut oil, pure 100% organic, raw coconut oil, just the oil that comes from coconuts and nothing more? You'd rather put the toxins that are in shit like commercial lubes, sunscreen, moisturizers, chapstick, makeup, etc. into your body and bloodstream than simple, natural things that are sitting in your kitchen that you eat everyday? Oh yeah, how gross...

[YUNGATA 14,944]

My ex wanted to do food sex stuff once so I was like "okay yeah I can do that" and we got all the standard products, whipped cream, honey etc but then i just got really hungry so we ordered pizza instead.

[Hellion 991]

There's a limit though! Like the bed sheet getting stuck to your arse and needing to be peeled off intermittently.

 

If the sheets aren't clinging to your spent and weary body, you aren't doing it right, tbh.

[Sitar 22,173]

I don't know if you're joking or not, but this line of thinking is absurd. What belongs on your dick, chemicals from some product sitting on the shelf at CVS? Everything applied topically gets into the blood stream. Your skin is the quickest, easiest, most efficient path to your bloodstream. There's a rule of thumb in some health circles that says: if you wouldn't put it in your mouth and ingest it, don't use it on your skin. You should be able to EAT anything you're putting on your skin because it all ends up in the same place anyway. You think what you put on your skin just stays there on the surface? You'd rather have weird chemicals and god know's what--stuff you don't recognize when you read the label or have never even heard of--leaching into your bloodstream than...coconut oil, pure 100% organic, raw coconut oil, just the oil that comes from coconuts and nothing more? You'd rather put the toxins that are in shit like commercial lubes, sunscreen, moisturizers, chapstick, makeup, etc. into your body and bloodstream than simple, natural things that are sitting in your kitchen that you eat everyday? Oh yeah, how gross...

 

Rather, it's the simple matter of genitals being genitals and food shit in that area of...activity skeeving me out and being bold font gross. Rub mayonnaise on your cheeks all day long, as far as I'm concerned. I will concede that I'm less bothered by your coconutty lube than others' "yeah baby, smother food on my naked and horny body."

 

But none of you need to defend your sexual practices in such depth, I mean come on.

[Hellion 991]

This all sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen, by the way.

[lola 6,617]

when i was eight or nine, i found an old porn magazine. there was a photo in it of a woman with a banana in her pussy. #childhoodtrauma

[YUNGATA 14,944]

when i was eight or nine, i found an old porn magazine. there was a photo in it of a woman with a banana in her pussy. #childhoodtrauma

 

i found my mum's vibrator and weed all in one day a few years back~

#parenting101

[Hellion 991]

when i was eight or nine, i found an old porn magazine. there was a photo in it of a woman with a banana in her pussy. #childhoodtrauma

 

This reminds me of a porn I watched once.

 

 

These guys- it was a gang bang, don't 'cha know- stuffed like... fifteen or ten or six I don't know strawberries in a girl's ass, made her push them out and then eat them off the floor.

 

 

Needless to say, I didn't enjoy this but it's a good conversation piece.

 

 

i found my mum's vibrator and weed all in one day a few years back~

#parenting101

 

Oh and this reminds of the time I found my grandparent's strap on dildo. Traumatizing.

[Sorrow 58]

when i was eight or nine, i found an old porn magazine. there was a photo in it of a woman with a banana in her pussy. #childhoodtrauma

 

You know you loved it.

[Sitar 22,173]

We're on our way to becoming mistaken for a porn site by Google again, guys...

[YUNGATA 14,944]

This reminds me of a porn I watched once.

 

 

These guys- it was a gang bang, don't 'cha know- stuffed like... fifteen or ten or six I don't know strawberries in a girl's ass, made her push them out and then eat them off the floor.

 

 

Needless to say, I didn't enjoy this but it's a good conversation piece.

 

 

 

 

Oh and this reminds of the time I found my grandparent's strap on dildo. Traumatizing.

 

Don't understand why we don't have a childhood trauma thread going on.

[lola 6,617]

i want a childhood trauma thread. nothing serious though.

[YUNGATA 14,944]

i want a childhood trauma thread. nothing serious though.

 

How about "things that destroyed your innocence"

[lola 6,617]

How about "things that destroyed your innocence"

 

that'd be good

[YUNGATA 14,944]

go 4 it, I'm gonna grab some lunch but I'll be back.

[lola 6,617]

go 4 it, I'm gonna grab some lunch but I'll be back.

 

http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/1137-things-that-destroyed-your-innocence/

[NamiraWilhelm 5,032]

If the sheets aren't clinging to your spent and weary body, you aren't doing it right, tbh.

 

lol, there's a difference between the stickiness of sweat and the stickniness of foodstuffs. One is very pleasant, the other is an obstacle.

[Gods & Monsters 47]

I was in a production over the weekend and in the boys dressing room I was playing Lana Del Rey on the iPod dock... "Cola" came on and everyone just turned around and was like. What are you listening to

[evilentity 13,303]

Oh come on, of course people are making a fuss about it, it's a hilariously explicit lyric.

I agree. It's one of the most patently ridiculous lyrics in recent pop music.

 

Let’s think about a male pop singer singing, “My cock tastes like Pepsi Cola.” I’m going to venture to say that there wouldn't be nearly as much and as strong of a reaction to that because male pop stars being sexually explicit and even vulgar is normative (for many obvious reasons that we won't get into here). I think this is another case of patriarchy at work.

I disagree. I actually think it would be a bigger deal if a male singer said that. Rappers however...

 

I'm not even stuck on how he told her that, but how the hell can a vagina taste like a fucking soda? Is it fizzy?

Not to mention corrosively acidic. Not sure I'd want to stick my dick in that.

 

My trashy neighbor dated this guy who did meth, and therefore didn't produce a lot of saliva nor the income for lube...so he used beer to lubricate their fucking. I will be disappointed if anything less happened with Lana and Barrie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUVwR0rw5fk

 

Since we're on the subject, two words: coconut oil. Every house should have coconut oil anyway (raw/unrefined, organic). It's very healthy, delicious oil (good fat!) for cooking, it's good in baking recipes for vegan and sugar substitutes, it's good on toast, it's great for your skin as a moisturizer and on chapped lips, it's good as a hair conditioner and for shaving, it's good as a deodorant, you can use it for homemade toothpaste, it's great for a massage oil, the list goes on and on. But, yes, it's the best and probably safest lube. And it smells so great!

Coconuts are useful for all sorts of things:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHFXG3r_0B8

 

 

I don't have stories to share, but god, I'd love it if one day a guy poured chocolate syrup on me (you know the places ) and licked it off. Honey, too. Whipped cream.. Akbshdlahshsatagshjdlsksdh.

No, for the love of God not honey, its just -so- sticky! Same with jam. Good feelings soon turn to 'EUGH ITS EVERYWHERRREEE'

There's a limit though! Like the bed sheet getting stuck to your arse and needing to be peeled off intermittently.

This is just plain fucking gross. Toast toppings do not belong on your dick. Ever heard don't shit where you eat? Don't jizz there either! Am I the only one who values the giant barrier between sex and fucking eating on this forum?

This all sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen, by the way.

Yes, much like sex on a beach, food play often works better in fantasy than reality.