Lana talks Cola on Triple J with Tom & Alex (short audio interview)

[Coney Island King 25,079]

I once was gonna get with a guy who didn't have any lube and i was like "don't even try to bring out some hand cream instead boy!" and he was all "nah, i don't use lube, i use shampoo". At first i was like "um", but you know what, it worked and i smelt so nice during AND after as well.

[JhnMabius 175]

I once was gonna get with a guy who didn't have any lube and i was like "don't even try to bring out some hand cream instead boy!" and he was all "nah, i don't use lube, i use shampoo". At first i was like "um", but you know what, it worked and i smelt so nice during AND after as well.

 

Aww Thank for sharing! :')

[Sitar 22,173]

I once was gonna get with a guy who didn't have any lube and i was like "don't even try to bring out some hand cream instead boy!" and he was all "nah, i don't use lube, i use shampoo". At first i was like "um", but you know what, it worked and i smelt so nice during AND after as well.

 

:oprah:

 

Slay me, CIK.

[Monicker 3,030]

Since we're on the subject, two words: coconut oil. Every house should have coconut oil anyway (raw/unrefined, organic). It's very healthy, delicious oil (good fat!) for cooking, it's good in baking recipes for vegan and sugar substitutes, it's good on toast, it's great for your skin as a moisturizer and on chapped lips, it's good as a hair conditioner and for shaving, it's good as a deodorant, you can use it for homemade toothpaste, it's great for a massage oil, the list goes on and on. But, yes, it's the best and probably safest lube. And it smells so great!

 

These are good brands i recommend:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Sitar 22,173]

Organic

[Hellion 991]

What the fucking hell is happening here?

Also: If it's not spit, it's not love. Spit makes the relationship last longer.

[European 288]

Since we're on the subject, two words: coconut oil. Every house should have coconut oil anyway (raw/unrefined, organic). It's very healthy, delicious oil (good fat!) for cooking, it's good in baking recipes for vegan and sugar substitutes, it's good on toast, it's great for your skin as a moisturizer and on chapped lips, it's good as a hair conditioner and for shaving, it's good as a deodorant, you can use it for homemade toothpaste, it's great for a massage oil, the list goes on and on. But, yes, it's the best and probably safest lube. And it smells so great!

 

These are good brands i recommend:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHATS-

 

Edit: Actually not such a bad idea. I didn't know that coconut oil could be so useful! I remember seeing it on sale nearby so that means SHOPPING TIME. Oh, Monicker you! You so smart, you so clever.

[howiet1971 188]

How do you tell your girlfriend her pussy tastes like pepsi cola?

 

Rather tell her it tastes like pepsi cola than off-tuna

[NamiraWilhelm 5,032]

My trashy neighbor dated this guy who did meth, and therefore didn't produce a lot of saliva nor the income for lube...so he used beer to lubricate their fucking. I will be disappointed if anything less happened with Lana and Barrie

 

An ex poured some on me before heading south. If it both shuts them up and keeps em down there for longer, why not.

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,461]

I don't have stories to share, but god, I'd love it if one day a guy poured chocolate syrup on me (you know the places ) and licked it off. Honey, too. Whipped cream.. Akbshdlahshsatagshjdlsksdh.

[NamiraWilhelm 5,032]

No, for the love of God not honey, its just -so- sticky! Same with jam. Good feelings soon turn to 'EUGH ITS EVERYWHERRREEE'

[Guy 976]

whoopsies

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,461]

Stickiness is the goal! The stickier it is, the more time that will have to be spent licking it off.

[NamiraWilhelm 5,032]

There's a limit though! Like the bed sheet getting stuck to your arse and needing to be peeled off intermittently.

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,461]

O ______ O

[lola 6,617]

I don't have stories to share, but god, I'd love it if one day a guy poured chocolate syrup on me (you know the places ) and licked it off. Honey, too. Whipped cream.. Akbshdlahshsatagshjdlsksdh.

 

Make a banana split for him!

[lola 6,617]

Make a banana split for him!

 

A banana (dick), ice cream (balls), whipped cream, chocolate syrup, a cherry on top and a vanilla sauce finale!

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,461]

A banana (dick), ice cream (balls), whipped cream, chocolate syrup, a cherry on top and a vanilla sauce finale!

 

I'm drooling. I WILL DO THIS ONE DAY! Thank you. :3 <3

[lola 6,617]

I'm drooling. I WILL DO THIS ONE DAY! Thank you. :3 <3

 

Have fun <3

[Sitar 22,173]

Since we're on the subject, two words: coconut oil. Every house should have coconut oil anyway (raw/unrefined, organic). It's very healthy, delicious oil (good fat!) for cooking, it's good in baking recipes for vegan and sugar substitutes, it's good on toast, it's great for your skin as a moisturizer and on chapped lips, it's good as a hair conditioner and for shaving, it's good as a deodorant, you can use it for homemade toothpaste, it's great for a massage oil, the list goes on and on. But, yes, it's the best and probably safest lube. And it smells so great!

 

These are good brands i recommend:

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't have stories to share, but god, I'd love it if one day a guy poured chocolate syrup on me (you know the places ) and licked it off. Honey, too. Whipped cream.. Akbshdlahshsatagshjdlsksdh.

 

This is just plain fucking gross. Toast toppings do not belong on your dick. Ever heard don't shit where you eat? Don't jizz there either! Am I the only one who values the giant barrier between sex and fucking eating on this forum? Jesus Christ, I need to take a bath and then go eat a sandwich without goddamn touching myself.