Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[Morningcrow 3,041]

2 minutes ago, taco truck said:

He has to be lying that we didn’t guess it then, because there’s no way after all the discussion we didn’t guess it. I do think it’s the unreleased album 

 

Totally lying. We went as far as guessing a musical performance on the moon and a presidential run, lol. 

[cherrytropico 10,175]

we actually have to wait until march 24 for the album 

and the single being released on tuesday is one we’ve already heard in HQ 

[littleredpartydress 49,049]

2 minutes ago, picoblvd said:

waiting for the @rosemead return today

As if they aren’t in prison 

[lanasozempicpen 3,481]

5 minutes ago, taco truck said:

I feel like it’s the only thing that makes sense, however he said there is “no surprise album” and no “new music project” and that we didn’t guess it, I feel like it has to be something really underwhelming at this point or he’s lying about something 

no surprise album bc we know the unreleased is coming out since she said that years ago

no new music project bc its old music

[Pink Flamingo 16,256]

6 minutes ago, The Grants said:

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for the ones who got to listen the jon batiste interlude through the #disaster… is it a full song or is it spoken word?

 

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I don't know how to explain, there's an instrumental and it sounds like Lana and Jon are messing around the studio, laughing and improvising.

 

Kintsugi should explain himself and clarify what he said yesterday cus... 

[lanasozempicpen 3,481]

i swear if this shit leaks when im away and someone spams the site so its hidden im going to scream

[Dreamboy 1,528]

So is the album on any store shelves? Please girls do this for us, we should be listening to it already 

[Vertimus 8,948]

1 minute ago, lanitataco said:

i swear if this shit leaks when im away and someone spams the site so its hidden im going to scream

Once it goes out, it's out. It will travel the world in seconds. It's the old genii in the bottle thing. 

[lanasozempicpen 3,481]

Just now, Dreamboy said:

So is the album on any store shelves? Please girls do this for us, we should be listening to it already 

one of yall HAS to work in retail... RUN INTO THE BACK AND GRAB IT QUICK!!!!

[prettywhenimhigh 48,584]

when it's a collection of outtakes from all of her discography

 

 

[Pink Flamingo 16,256]

7 minutes ago, picoblvd said:

waiting for the @rosemead return today

Didn't you know? They were captured by TAP.

[lanasozempicpen 3,481]

Just now, Selfloathinpoet said:

Didn't you know? They were captured by TAP.

whts TAP

[Pink Flamingo 16,256]

Just now, lanitataco said:

whts TAP

Lana's management team 

[lanasozempicpen 3,481]

Just now, Selfloathinpoet said:

Lana's management team 

oh ok so no one

[littleredpartydress 49,049]

1 minute ago, lanitataco said:

oh ok so no one

[lanasozempicpen 3,481]

Going to target in my old red shirt and pretending I’m still working there so I can go into the backroom and grab the album

[baked 1,404]

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thats why they call me lanita 

 

[crazyforyou 4,025]

Just now, baked said:

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thats why they call me lanita 

 

 

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When I get down like Lolita 

 

[lanasozempicpen 3,481]

hey lanita, hey!

[Im a ghost now 9,426]

Kintsugi would never lie. I'll just be here waiting for new music cause iktr