Random Lana Discussion Thread

[plastiscguy 63,438]

3 minutes ago, The Siren said:

nah cos then we'd know she at least lurks here and wed try to hunt her account down  

 

What if Lana is actually Jared, and bashes herself to see who will defend her? 

@Jack Antonoff is a God hi mom x

[Dark Angel 202,614]

Just now, plastiscguy said:

 

What if Lana is actually Jared, and bashes herself to see who will defend her? 

@Jack Antonoff is a God hi mom x

 

like a true underdog

[The Siren 30,523]

2 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

 

What if Lana is actually Jared, and bashes herself to see who will defend her? 

@Jack Antonoff is a God hi mom x

she could be anywhere 

what if shes one of the first accounts that still regularly post 

[Dark Angel 202,614]

lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it... 

[plastiscguy 63,438]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it... 

 

And the biggest teaser, attention seeker of them all. She's constantly teasing songs and stuff that never gets released  a truly reverse warholian experience!

[honeybadger 40,620]

lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along 

[The Siren 30,523]

2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it... 

poor Cher 

imagine the unreleased collection that she has that no one has 

[Dark Angel 202,614]

i'm lana 

[The Siren 30,523]

Just now, honeybadger said:

lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along 

plot twist she posts under any of these accounts 

@Lana

 

@Lana Del Rey

@Lizzy Grant

@Elizabeth Grant

 

 

or any of their variants 

[Dark Angel 202,614]

Just now, The Siren said:

plot twist she posts under any of these accounts 

@Lana

 

@Lana Del Rey

@Lizzy Grant

@Elizabeth Grant

 

 

or any of their variants 

 

why does @Lizzy Grant feel suspicious... i think we've found her 

[plastiscguy 63,438]

2 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along 

 

@Elle release Arcadia RIGHT NOW, mom! 

[DeluluKing 7,273]

Just now, plastiscguy said:

 

@Elle release Arcadia RIGHT NOW, mom! 

No it's me. Lana Del Rey is DeluluKing

[CinnamonGay 10,527]

I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG...

[Dark Angel 202,614]

if we keep talking about this, lana will worry we'll figure her out and post the tracklist so we stop talking about it 

[plastiscguy 63,438]

1 minute ago, The Siren said:

plot twist she posts under any of these accounts 

@Lana

 

@Lana Del Rey

@Lizzy Grant

@Elizabeth Grant

 

 

or any of their variants 

 

Don't forget about @IanadeIrey 

[honeybadger 40,620]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

i'm lana 

 

you say you’re from the midwest (did i make that up? maybe) there’s a picture on the wall of you on a john deere, lincoln nebraska’s got you in a haze… i don’t know what states are in the midwest. ooooooooklahoooomaaaaa  i confirm this conspiracy. 

[plastiscguy 63,438]

1 minute ago, CinnamonGay said:

I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG...

 

Are you gonna show us what that cinnamon roll can do? 

[Flowerbomb 65,594]

2 minutes ago, CinnamonGay said:

I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG...

 

Post your nudes or perish

[Dark Angel 202,614]

Just now, honeybadger said:

 

you say you’re from the midwest (did i make that up? maybe) there’s a picture on the wall of you on a john deere, lincoln nebraska’s got you in a haze… i don’t know what states are in the midwest. ooooooooklahoooomaaaaa  i confirm this conspiracy. 

 

yes! you're correct, because i am lana and instead of producing chill bops in london or writing hollywood sadcore masterpieces in the chateau marmont, i watch jenny jump into the pool & swim with nikki lane 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,860]

I’m actually Lana’s cleaning lady and I leak her demos when she’s taking racy coochie pics