Random Lana Discussion Thread

[Dark Angel 201,682]

Just now, honeybadger said:

 

you say you’re from the midwest (did i make that up? maybe) there’s a picture on the wall of you on a john deere, lincoln nebraska’s got you in a haze… i don’t know what states are in the midwest. ooooooooklahoooomaaaaa  i confirm this conspiracy. 

 

yes! you're correct, because i am lana and instead of producing chill bops in london or writing hollywood sadcore masterpieces in the chateau marmont, i watch jenny jump into the pool & swim with nikki lane 

[The Stargirl Pinky 71,652]

I’m actually Lana’s cleaning lady and I leak her demos when she’s taking racy coochie pics 

[CinnamonGay 10,527]

Just now, plastiscguy said:

 

Are you gonna show us what that cinnamon roll can do? 

 

No it is reserved only for Clayton. Lana caught him and me fucking in her pool. Dealer is about clayton dealing me a good one and lana screaming and throwing rocks at me

 

1 minute ago, Arcadia said:

 

Post your nudes or perish

Check out my ass crack in Mojo magazine <3

[The Siren 30,517]

3 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

 

Don't forget about @IanadeIrey 

or @Lana Ahhh YAAAAAAAAS or @lizziefishie or @Lana Del Bae @Lana Del Gay etc 

[CinnamonGay 10,527]

1 minute ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

I’m actually Lana’s cleaning lady and I leak her demos when she’s taking racy coochie pics 

 

Is ur name azelia banks

[Dark Angel 201,682]

@Chuck Grant 

[Moon River 2,365]

I can't believe Loved You Then and Now is leaking soon! 

[CinnamonGay 10,527]

Lana Banana 

Ate my bandana

[Flowerbomb 65,593]

But for reals, does anyone find it strange how @IanadeIrey became inactive around the time Lana is currently in the studio? And how they know so much about her nails? It's all adding up

 

[CinnamonGay 10,527]

@IanadeIrey yes you are Lana confirmed.

Now come out and release the tracklist!!!!!!!!

[Dark Angel 201,682]

in all seriousness, if lytan does actually leak, it'll be a trip having a song that's so recent, i wonder if that'll cause issues with her management & her team because she hardly has any leaks which are recent like that, although thunder is definitely recent, it's not preventing her from reworking it, though

[CinnamonGay 10,527]

Just now, Arcadia said:

But for reals, does anyone find it strange how @IanadeIrey became inactive around the time Lana is currently in the studio? And how do they know so much about her nails? It's all adding up

 

 

Or...is jenstith we should check her phone wallpaper 

[Dark Angel 201,682]

who's the girl who had a shit which was as long as her arm? what's her account? 

[plastiscguy 63,432]

This is all @Nikki Lane's fault.

 

[CinnamonGay 10,527]

lana should cover 500 miles 

[palemoonbaby 15,045]

2 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

This is all @Nikki Lane's fault.

 

No, it's Demi fault.

[COCC 29,554]

The snippets sound so ethereal, like BB. It‘s coming 

[Dark Angel 201,682]

LOVED  YOU  THEN  AND  NOW 

[boom like that 11,794]

1 hour ago, Surf Noir said:

OMG THIS LEAK DROUGHT HAS COME TO AN END GARDEN OF EDEN IS THAT SONG IF IT WAS OFFICIALLY RELEASED IT WOULD'VE WON 100 GRAMMYS AND 50 PULITIZERS ARE YOU BACK IN GREENWICH DROPPING ACID LIFE IS SO CRAZY 

 

yk i thought one of these really did leak 

[LetTheLightln 1,486]

i want those snippets to be real cause it sounds like ELECTRIC GUITAR