Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Make me your Dream Life 88,071]

I'm just really hoping for a force of nature, legend, kind of country. 

[Blossom 8,976]

haven't been on here in like a month... is there any real info ab Lasso or just speculation? 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,071]

27 minutes ago, Blossom said:

haven't been on here in like a month... is there any real info ab Lasso or just speculation? 

the only lasso here's just the figurative lasso made of speculation this thread's been held in 

[Sunset Opal 4,319]

Kalmia ! 

Spoiler

Big announcement late May idk just my delusion 

 

[Pink Flamingo 17,155]

 

[ultrabanisters 45,397]

7 minutes ago, Pink Flamingo said:

 

atp i’m gonna make a twitter account called 'POP ORACLE' and just make vague statements for engagement 

[Americen Whore 10,201]

27 minutes ago, Pink Flamingo said:

 

No shit

[Pink Flamingo 17,155]

22 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

atp i’m gonna make a twitter account called 'POP ORACLE' and just make vague statements for engagement 

lmao true

[ivory almond 15,973]

34 minutes ago, Pink Flamingo said:

 

this genuinely pissed me tf off

[NikoGo 61,121]

27 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

atp i’m gonna make a twitter account called 'POP ORACLE' and just make vague statements for engagement 

and being online here, your guess would be better than there’s 

 

like all these twitter insiders say the same thing as if nobody could guess it 

[ivory almond 15,973]

wait yall i heard thru the grapevine that we're getting new music by 2025, is this true?

[Veinsineon 77,062]

12 minutes ago, ivory almond said:

wait yall i heard thru the grapevine that we're getting new music by 2025, is this true?

well this can't be the case. I heard the grapevine who is a friend of an ex french husband's oomf that regularly sleeps with UMG oomf and they said that someone they work with said she has signed a 360 deal with simon and scheuster who have bought out her record deal. so it looks like we're gonna be getting 10 years of spoken word poetry and barnes & noble pop ups ...

[plastiscguy 63,438]

I can't see any embedded post but maybe it's for the best 

[ultrabanisters 45,397]

2 minutes ago, Veinsineon said:

well this can't be the case. I heard the grapevine who is a friend of an oomf that regularly sleeps with UMG oomf and they said that someone they work with said she has signed a 360 deal with simon and scheuster who have bought out her record deal. so it looks like we're gonna be getting 10 years of spoken word poetry and barnes & noble pop ups ...

i heard it was the doorman of a certain boomfette that heard from someone that cleans the office they work in that got it from some papers left on the owner of the building that the label intern works in got it from the mailman who misrouted the master copy of the tracklist which came from a deal with polydor but thats just what i heard

[ivory almond 15,973]

2 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

i heard it was the doorman of a certain boomfette that heard from someone that cleans the office they work in that got it from some papers left on the owner of the building that the label intern works in got it from the mailman who misrouted the master copy of the tracklist which came from a deal with polydor but thats just what i heard

omg fr?? someone tell @pop_insider quick!

[Veinsineon 77,062]

and if when lana says she would go Lasso can she when is finally to, so! 

[ultrabanisters 45,397]

1 minute ago, Veinsineon said:

and when lana says she would go Lasso can she when is finally to, so! 

[ivory almond 15,973]

Spoiler

i'm unbearably excited for the constant spoiler posts in the near future

 

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 5,239]

1 hour ago, Veinsineon said:

well this can't be the case. I heard the grapevine who is a friend of an ex french husband's oomf that regularly sleeps with UMG oomf and they said that someone they work with said she has signed a 360 deal with simon and scheuster who have bought out her record deal. so it looks like we're gonna be getting 10 years of spoken word poetry and barnes & noble pop ups ...

Marina core 

[ivory almond 15,973]

not the pre-release thread being empty for two days now