Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Lasso 13,199]

this thread's straight up suckin why are we bringing up covid and feeding a troll I'll jump of a bridge and break my tough vinyl

 

 

[shape of my body 1,179]

5 minutes ago, Lasso said:

this thread's straight up suckin why are we bringing up covid and feeding a troll I'll jump of a bridge and break my tough vinyl

 

 

[Lasso 13,199]

4 minutes ago, tough said:

 

I'm way sexier now that I deleted u off my tracklist 

[motel six 3,444]

 so what now

[Embach 42,570]

12 minutes ago, Lasso said:

I'm way sexier now that I deleted u off my tracklist 

i keep laughing at this page 585 i can't

[shape of my body 1,179]

11 minutes ago, Lasso said:

 

I'm way sexier now that I deleted u off my tracklist 

that’s so true… I want my old name back but i can’t change it 

[shape of my body 1,179]

So here is my first single for my album „the lies of lasso“

it’s called „the insider“

I said I had the inside scoop, about the album’s tale,
Promised you the world, but all my words were frail,
Spun a yarn of secrets, told you things that weren’t true,
Now the truth’s unfolding, and I’m here to make it right with you.

Oh, I played the role of a so-called insider,
Made you believe in stories that were false and misfired,
Now I see the truth of what my lies have done,
Trying to make amends for all the damage I’ve spun.

I’m sorry for the tales I told,
About Lana’s “Lasso,” secrets bought and sold,
For the news I twisted, the trust I broke,
Now I’m standing here, my heart’s laid low.
Forgive the false reports, the lies I wove,
I’m sorry for the hurt, and the trust I’ve roved.

Said I had the tracks, the details no one knew,
But the album’s magic was never mine to construe,
Now I see the error, the rumors I misled,
And I’m left with the weight of the words I never should have said

I won’t spread the lies anymore,
I won’t spread the lies anymore,
I’m sorry for the hurt, and I’m letting it go,
I’m sorry for the hurt, and I’m letting it go.

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 8,835]

53 minutes ago, tough said:

maybe i should do this professionally 

No offense but I was an easy mark. I'm tired of waiting. At my lowest of the pre-pre-release so far. 

[helloheaven 540]

1 hour ago, tough said:

maybe i should do this professionally 

honey don’t flatter yourself… we’re a group of die hard obsessed fans we’ve moved at the most lackluster lies just b/c we’ve felt like moving and pretending we’re on a more exciting album release schedule. your fake lyrics scream chatgpt….either that or u write like a robot tldr dont quit your day job

[shape of my body 1,179]

10 minutes ago, helloheaven said:

honey don’t flatter yourself… we’re a group of die hard obsessed fans we’ve moved at the most lackluster lies just b/c we’ve felt like moving and pretending we’re on a more exciting album release schedule. your fake lyrics scream chatgpt….either that or u write like a robot tldr dont quit your day job

I was obviously joking lol, 

we’ll yes I used chat gpt but anyway I’m in my second flop era but after every flop era there’s an amazing era (unless it’s Katy Perry)

 

I just should go back to making album concepts I think I’m better in doing that 

[whitelungswhitepalms 10,090]

3 hours ago, tough said:

In the quiet of the night,

dreams ignite,  
Whispers in the dark,

they take flight,  
Focus on the stars,

let your heart align,  
Manifesting dreams,

turning wishes into signs.

Now I wait…thank you 

 

edit: wait you fucker 

[Lasso 13,199]

1 minute ago, whitelungswhitepalms said:

In the quiet of the night,

dreams ignite,  
Whispers in the dark,

they take flight,  
Focus on the stars,

let your heart align,  
Manifesting dreams,

turning wishes into signs.

 

I can't with these  looks like they asked chatgpt to write an Ariana Grande song

[shape of my body 1,179]

2 minutes ago, whitelungswhitepalms said:

Now I wait…thank you 

 

edit: wait you fucker 

help hahaha 

[Crys10 2,883]

Read Earthquake in LA is trending on twitter. Maybe Lasso is really coming tomorrow. Also it’s MAC release’s 6th anniversary so maybe HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI

[Thats why they call me Dita 9,783]

4 hours ago, tough said:

In the quiet of the night,

dreams ignite,  
Whispers in the dark,

they take flight,  
Focus on the stars,

let your heart align,  
Manifesting dreams,

turning wishes into signs.

Reads like Florida kilos lol

[Make me your Dream Life 87,866]

I'm not thirsty for the album I just like watching u guys guess til we actually get the album 

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,094]

23 minutes ago, Make me your Dream Life said:

I'm not thirsty for the album I just like watching u guys guess til we actually get the album 

That for sure must be entertaining as hell

[Make me your Dream Life 87,866]

1 minute ago, Pico Ocean Boulevard said:

That for sure must be entertaining as hell

[menslayer 18,828]

like a lasso, wrapped around my heart

tight enough to kill me

[Embach 42,570]

i wonder if she's going to use that little red lasso logo with the horsie and the lasso + the font she used for those little coachella promos.