Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[ultrabanisters 44,631]

for users falling for this believing this may i revert your attention to the post history of @TheDollClub

 

no, lana is not going to change the direction of her album based on the outcome of an election and/or a debate... her label is also not going to begin another album cycle without the album being finished. the only exception to this was the long winded NFR release but she did mention this when she announced VB/MAC

 

anyways, imma let you all have your fun i just don’t want you all to be disappointed again at someone making shite up 

[disguttodeath 367]

3 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

for users falling for this believing this may i revert your attention to the post history of @TheDollClub

 

no, lana is not going to change the direction of her album based on the outcome of an election and/or a debate... her label is also not going to begin another album cycle without the album being finished. the only exception to this was the long winded NFR release but she did mention this when she announced VB/MAC

 

anyways, imma let you all have your fun i just don’t want you all to be disappointed again at someone making shite up 

right for god... ppl are so stupid... I miss when insiders are at least criative

[helloheaven 489]

5 minutes ago, Americen Whore said:

This is such a bad lie…

ikr likee i want to believe so much of this, the potential titles, the fishtail and cola vibes, but I KNOW this isn’t true. if i had heard one of these 3 in full i would for sure be able to recall at least a few lines from a chorus/bridge, theres no way they just dont remember from one listen. lana didnt “sing something like” that on the album period . this is an AI generated Tough 2: electric boogaloo lyric. this person isnt coming back after tomorrow bc they are a weasely lil liar

[ivory almond 15,300]

to sum it up Trump is trying to back out of the debate in order to keep Lana from releasing a single because he knows if she does that all of her fans will collectively hand Kamala the win for presidency + scat attack tmrw @11am

 

prepare well

[laurita 2,806]

The whole thing is ridiculous, but I really enjoy it. I haven't experienced this situation here before, but it seems like really nice bullshit to me lol.. Am I right?

[Embach 40,762]

58 minutes ago, domandapiano said:

because if Trump wins the election no singles are gonna come out so that means they will actually unrelease the song and remove it from our memories 

She's gonna

[ivory almond 15,300]

6 minutes ago, laurita said:

it seems like really nice bullshit

u got that part right

clock @Acid again for me

[Embach 40,762]

31 minutes ago, disguttodeath said:

the way all this is actually fake its funny to me

Girl wait...weren't you the one who said last year that something is coming?

[Embach 40,762]

4 minutes ago, Embach said:

Girl wait...weren't you the one who said last year that something is coming?

I just probably got confused, I just found that post, I think you were joking then?

On 10/11/2023 at 10:32 PM, disguttodeath said:

she will sis

things are happening this year that will make the next steps easier to undsertand

 

But about Jinn, it's a 50/50 case, we'll be finding out sooner or later lmao

[Black to Blue 5,664]

I think we should leave the Lasso thread and move on to the multiple accounts thread. It’s been almost a year since it’s been open… let’s do a little spring cleaning  

[Honeymoonwitch 1,511]

3 hours ago, Let the Light In said:

This Cunt Is a Miracle 

Actually tciam = This Country Is Also Mine 

[DCooper 36,708]

3 hours ago, NikoGo said:

So the first single is coming next month after the debate but we aren’t getting a single if he wins in November?

 

 

Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future

[lanabanana11 3,854]

1 hour ago, ivory almond said:

to sum it up Trump is trying to back out of the debate in order to keep Lana from releasing a single because he knows if she does that all of her fans will collectively hand Kamala the win for presidency + scat attack tmrw @11am

 

prepare well

what is a scat attack exactly?

[never2heaven 6,715]

can you imagine lana seriously came out and said my next album will only come out if kamala wins 

 

kamala entering the next debate to the trio interlude 

[Candy Necklace 7,229]

No label is going to let an artist scrap an album because of election results like be for real  

[details 17,030]

5 minutes ago, never2heaven said:

can you imagine lana seriously came out and said my next album will only come out if kamala wins 

 

kamala entering the next debate to the trio interlude 

 

3 minutes ago, Candy Necklace said:

No label is going to let an artist scrap an album because of election results like be for real  

i know it sounds outlandish but i wouldn't really put it past lana 😭 i'm not saying this person knows that but knowing her ass… that's a possibility. she's always doing random stuff 

[never2heaven 6,715]

hi guys i am an insider lana just couldn’t  change the setlist until after the election the political climate just made a decision like that inappropriate ❤️

[heroindealer 10,944]

On 8/26/2024 at 1:26 PM, honey dew said:

 

Question: does this rash on my ass look serious?

 

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mod note: user has been warned for this post

[Candy Necklace 7,229]

Just now, details said:

 

i know it sounds outlandish but i wouldn't really put it past lana 😭 i'm not saying this person knows that but knowing her ass… that's a possibility. she's always doing random stuff 

Lana herself might but if the album was submitted to the label (which I’m inclined to believe it was, or she’s getting close to because she said 2 songs out this year before the album early 2025) they aren’t going to let her scrap it. They give her a lot of freedom they also need to make money at the end of the day.

[DCooper 36,708]

It's been fun but I'm ready for a new fake insider! Preferably less political and no fullblown restructuring of Lasso