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On 3/11/2024 at 12:10 PM, ts2003 said:

What if lasso is an unreleased collection of songs that were re-redone to be country.

Credit to @ts2003 for the idea.


In honor of Lana's next album being country, I thought this would be a fun way to pass the time (5 months feels like forever). It could also help those who can't visualize a country Lana song.

How to play: Pick a Lana verse or two from any song, released or not, and change the lyrics to make it sound country. You can also do tracklists and album titles :whine2:

 

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My baby used to dance underneath my agriculture

To the Houses of them Holy, chewin' on them pieces of hay

My baby used to dance underneath my agriculture

He was rural as heck

He was rural as heck

 

And we were so obsessed with cultivating the next best American crop

That we farmed the fields 'til the time we got to bed

'Cause we knew we could

We were so obsessed with cultivating the next best American crop

'Cause we were just that good

We were just that good

 

Whatever's for supper tonight

I just wanna eat some stew

The barn is hot tonight

I'm taking off my muddy shoes

You made me feel like

There's something that I never knew

I wanted

We play the banjo and the mouth organ too

:agree:


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Happiness is a Chevy ride
Try to drive it like every night
It escapes from the farm into moonlight
Every day is a bluegrass song
I hum it in the truck like all day long
And sing it with the crickets from dusk to dawn 
Oh Oh
If he's a serial farmer, then what's the worst
That could happen to the girl who's already bailed?
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High by the Countryside

 

High-igh-igh-igh

High-igh-igh-igh

 

Hey there, y'all, gazing my way

I reckon you sense what's in my heart

Loving you is tough, staying here's tougher

You take the reins, play your part

Don't wanna tread this path no more

Feels like some wild dream

I can't make it through

If this is all it seems

 

All I aim to do is get high by the creek

Get high by the creek, get high

All I aim to do is get by by the creek

Get by, darlin', darlin', bye bye

The truth is I never fell for your sweet talk

When you praised me, honey, 'cause I know that

All I wanted to do was get high by the creek

Get high, darlin', darlin', bye bye

 

Hey there, y'all, staring my way

I know you just can't grasp

You might be a tough hombre

But that don't make you a man

Now you're just another headache I bear

'Cause you went too far, too fast

We won't make it through

We're sinking in the clay

 

All I aim to do is get high by the creek

Get high by the creek, get high

All I aim to do is get by by the creek

Get by darlin', darlin', bye bye

The truth is I never fell for your sweet talk

When you praised me, honey, 'cause I know that

All I wanted to do was get high by the creek

Get high, darlin', darlin', bye bye

 

Lights, camera, action

I'll do it on my own

Don't need your money, money

To get me what I want

Lights, camera, action

I'll do it on my own

Don't need your money, money

To get me what I want

 

All I aim to do is get high by the creek

Get high by the creek, get high

All I aim to do is get by by the creek

Get by darlin', darlin', bye bye

The truth is I never fell for your sweet talk

When you praised me, honey, 'cause I know that

All I wanted to do was get high by the creek

Get high, darlin', darlin', bye bye

 

High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh

High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh

High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh

High-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh-igh

 

Anyone can start anew

Not with love, but with retribution

Through the flames, we're reborn

Peace through payback, ends the storm

(High-igh-igh-igh)

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In My Country Feelings

 

I'm puffing on my porch swing, watching the sunset

But I'm seeing wildflowers blooming

Could it be that I fell for another no-good cowboy?

I'm weeping while I'm wrangling

Making hay while I'm raking in that sweet money

Sipping on my jug of moonshine

'Cause I fell for another cowboy

 

Get that campfire smoke out of my space

You've been squandering my time

While you're rustlin' what's rightfully mine with the things that you're doing

Herd that herd, well, now they all know your name

And there's no lassoing back from the range where you came

Darlin', don't do it

 

'Cause you got me in my country feelings

(Got me feeling so much right now)

Muttering in my sleep again

(I'm making no sense at all)

Mumbling while I'm yelling

(Got me feeling so crazy right now)

Who's ropin' like this cowgirl? Who's freer than me?

You wanna ride the range? Be my guest, baby

I'm feeling all my darn feelings

 

I'm smoking on my saddle

This town, and you best believe it, honey

I'm giggling as I'm rounding up varmints

And jotting down names

I'm tearing up while I'm taming

In the dust, they can hear me claiming

If you were me, and I was you

I'd mosey outta my way

 

Get that campfire smoke out of my space

You've been wasting my time while you're cattle rustlin'

Well, you know what you're doing

Herd that herd, well, now they all know your name

And there's no riding back from the trail where you came

Darlin', don't do it

 

'Cause you got me in my country feelings

(Got me feeling so much right now)

Muttering in my sleep again

(I'm making no sense at all)

Mumbling while I'm yelling

(Got me feeling so crazy right now)

Who's ropin' like this cowgirl? Who's freer than me?

You wanna ride the trail? Be my guest, baby

I'm feeling all my darn feelings

 

Got me out on the prairie right now

Making no sense at all

Got me out on the prairie right now, against the fence

Got me feeling so blue

Making no sense at all

Gotta giddy up right now

 

'Cause you got me in my country feelings

(Got me feeling so much right now)

Muttering in my sleep again

(I'm making no sense at all)

Mumbling while I'm yelling

(Got me feeling so crazy right now)

Who's ropin' like this cowgirl? Who's freer than me?

You wanna ride the trail? Be my guest, baby

I'm feeling all my darn feelings

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Peppers (Country Remix)

 

[Tommy Genesis:]

Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen

Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream

Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around

Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw

 

[Lana Del Rey:]

Me and my cowboy listen to the country records

We write folk songs without trying like all the time, all the time

I take off my hat, dance under the moonlight

I'm like, "Giddy up, gonna give a show," I open up the barn doors

 

I threw caution to the wind, saddle up the horse

Take a ride through the plains, let the wind guide the course

I'm in love, I'm in love

Got a lasso in my hand, honey, I'm divine

Baby, I'll bring the biscuits if you bring the shine

I'm in love, I'm in love

Yeehaw

 

[Tommy Genesis:]

Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen

Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream

Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around

Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw

Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen

Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream

Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around

Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw

 

[Lana Del Rey:]

I sit on a haystack, I don't have much to lose

I got a truck, I take it for a moonlit, a moonlit cruise, yeah

My cowboy roped a steer, got the trophy, it don't matter

We've been ropin', so whatever he catches, I catch

I can't cry

 

I threw caution to the wind, saddle up the horse

Take a trot for myself, dance in the moonlight, of course

I'm in love, I'm in love

Yeehaw

 

[Tommy Genesis:]

Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen

Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream

Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around

Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw

 

[Lana Del Rey:]

I don't know maybe we should do something like... like merge this

Song... you know that song... cotton-eyed Joe, yeah... dance type of song... like merge this

Song... Where it's like... You know that type of song

Cotton-eyed Joe, cotton-eyed Joe

 

[Lana Del Rey & Tommy Genesis:]

Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen

Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream

Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around

Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw

Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw

Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw

 

Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen

Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream

Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around

Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw

Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen

Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream

Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around

Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw

Hands on your boots, I'm a rodeo queen

Hands on your boots, a cowboy's dream

Let me put my hands on your boots, we'll two-step around

Do a Texas shuffle, kick the dust on down, yeehaw

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2 minutes ago, AngelHeadedHipster said:

I threw caution to the wind, saddle up the horse

Take a ride through the plains, let the wind guide the course

I'm in love, I'm in love

Got a lasso in my hand, honey, I'm divine

Baby, I'll bring the biscuits if you bring the shine

I'm in love, I'm in love

:hype:

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Summer on the Farm

 

Like the summer on the farm, back in '69

I'd be working hard, under the sunshine

'Cause to plow this land has to be a grind

I'll be cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time

 

Like the summer of hay back in '69

You can say that I'm yours, but my heart is on the line

I belong to everybody in this small town

Like hi, hi

I'm the keeper of these acres

You haven't seen my tractors race

And if you want some crops to raise

You'll have to plow these fields for days

Hard to stay far, far away from me

'Cause I am the busiest girl on the family farm

You can look but please don't trample, boy

Stay away from me

 

Baby, I'm a country girl

Keeping it fresh in the countryside

Baby, I'm a barnyard girl

Keeping it in check, the corn and rye

B-A-R-M-E-R, farmer girl in the countryside

Baby, I'm a diligent girl

You should lend a hand to me

 

I've been cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time

I'll be cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time

 

Like the summer on the farm, back in '69

I'll be tending to the crops, and watching the sunshine

'Cause I'm sowing seeds, and they will thrive

I'll be cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time

 

Like the summer of love back in '69

When I get on the tractor, oh my, my

They be waving from the fields like hey, hey, hey

Like bye, bye

 

Please excuse my agronomy, my farming philosophy

'Cause it's incredible

It's better if you help me with this plow

I know it's hard, hard to stay far, far away from me

I am the busiest girl on the family farm

You can look but please don't trample

Boy, stay away from me

 

Baby, I'm a country girl

Keeping it fresh in the countryside

Baby, I'm a barnyard girl

Keeping it in check, the corn and rye

B-A-R-M-E-R, farmer girl in the countryside

Baby, I'm a diligent girl

You should lend a hand to me

 

I've been cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time

Happily

Cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time, ah, ah

Cultivating and cultivating 'til it's harvest time

 

I'm plantable, dependable

No, everyone knows all my cattle

I'll give you a pitchfork

You know you'll be in the fields

Unmissable, invincible, my farming is permissible

If you're looking for fun you can come help me with the yields

 

I am the busiest girl on the family farm

I am the busiest, ya liking what you see? Yup!

 

Baby, I'm a country girl

Keeping it sweet, in the countryside

Baby, I'm a barnyard girl

Keeping it in check, the corn and rye

B-A-R-M-E-R, farmer girl in the countryside

Honey, I'm a diligent girl

You should lend a hand to me

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Barnyard Belle (St. Tropez) 

 

Standing on the hayloft
Just out of earshot
Watching all them cowboys try

Thinking he's a bull rider
Pouring me a moonshine cider
Trying to get me roped and tied

He wishes to be seen with me in his old pickup machine
And he says, "We'll have a real good time"
Well, yeehaw, but I want you to know

Every single night, 'neath the moon I'll be shining bright
I'm just a barnyard belle, trying to get my corn for free from you
If you hold me tight, it's alright, let the banjo ignite
I'm a barnyard belle, and I'm just warning you

You don't get it, you just don't get it
You've already forgotten even though I just said it
Came tonight to show my skills with the plow
Bringing Nashville down to the barnyard now

You don't get it, you just don't get it
You've already forgotten even though I just said it
I won't fall in love, I won't ever stop
I'm line dancing all night, gonna make the barn rock

Singing on your hay bale
Show me what you wrangle
Play a little country soul
On a moonlit night, maybe we should swing, swing, swing
(Lose control)

Do you think it's really keen that I'm only on the scene
'Cause I want a little hoedown, boy?
Well, yeehaw, but I told you so

Every single night, 'neath the moon I'll be shining bright
I'm just a barnyard belle, trying to get my corn for free from you
If you hold me tight, it's alright, let the banjo ignite
I'm a barnyard belle, and I'm just warning you

You don't get it, you just don't get it
You've already forgotten even though I just said it
Came tonight to show my skills with the plow
Bringing Nashville down to the barnyard now

You don't get it, you just don't get it
You've already forgotten even though I just said it
I won't fall in love, I won't ever stop
I'm line dancing all night, gonna make the barn rock

It's not about fuss, just forget about the dust
Tonight
Put your pitchfork down, baby, kick up the ground
Beside me

You don't get it, you just don't get it
You've already forgotten even though I just said it

You don't get it, you just don't get it
You've already forgotten even though I just said it
Came tonight to show my skills with the plow
Bringing Nashville down to the barnyard now

You don't get it, you just don't get it
You've already forgotten even though I just said it
I won't fall in love, I won't ever stop
I'm line dancing all night, gonna make the barn rock

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Money, Chickens, and Glory

 

You say that you wanna go
To a barn that's far away
How are we supposed to get there
With the way that we're clucking today?
You talk lots about corn
Freedom comes from the coop
But that's not what this hen wants
Not what I want as a soup

I want money, chicken, and glory
I want money and all your eggs, all your glory
Cock-a-doodle-doo, I wanna peck you for all that you got
Cock-a-doodle-doo, I'm gonna take them for all that they got

Feathers

The sun also rises on those who lay the eggs
My life, it comprises of clucks and quacks and feathered kegs
But I can do it if you really, really like that
I know what you really want, b-baby
I can do it if you think you'll like that
You should run, boy, run

I want money, chicken, and glory
I want money and all your eggs, all your glory
Cock-a-doodle-doo, I wanna peck you for all that you got
Cock-a-doodle-doo, I'm gonna take them for all that they got

Feathers, feathers

Corn and cornfields
Corn and cornfields
Cornfields
Corn and cornfields
Corn and cornfields
That's all that I am
Corn and cornfields
Corn and cornfields
Cornfields
Corn and cornfields
Corn and cornfields
Cornfields

I want money, chicken, and glory
I want money and all your eggs, all your glory
Cock-a-doodle-doo, I wanna peck you for all that you got
Cock-a-doodle-doo, I'm gonna take them for all that they got

Feathers

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3 hours ago, Aeryx said:
Happiness is a Chevy ride
Try to drive it like every night
It escapes from the farm into moonlight
Every day is a bluegrass song
I hum it in the truck like all day long
And sing it with the crickets from dusk to dawn 
Oh Oh
If he's a serial farmer, then what's the worst
That could happen to the girl who's already bailed?
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“Serial farmer” I’m dead :thumb2: you just know he’s the baddest mf you’ll ever see :dance2:

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Horse don't fail me now
Take me to the saloon
Oh, my heart it breaks every yeehaw that I take

 

I'm bad at this


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