LanaBoards Next Top Model (Final Challenge on pg. 29)

[ultrabanisters 38,408]

6 minutes ago, Daytona Beach Sparkler said:

LIPSTERS OF LANABOARDS, PREPARED TO BE GAGGED BY THE MELANCHOLIC, GLAMOROUS QUEEN OF CAMP MYSELF, LANA DEL REY!

“For this glamorous couture campy look, I went with an old blue sweater I found while raiding my sister Chuck's closet as always. The dark blue color represents the shades of blue my baby lives in and his eyes, jazz, and attitude. I also chose this long black and white skirt that emulates melancholia. I stole it from H&M when I was doing a campaign for them years back. I also chose these Hollywood sadcore black leather sandals that I found at the beach, pointing towards the ocean. I can't believe someone would leave such beautiful shoes behind! I also chose this glimmering, nostalgic necklace that I bought from an angel headed hipster on the streets of L.A (where the future is now) for $45. And for the hair, well, I just put it up and hope for the best. I just kept the makeup simple and didn't make it complicated. So, yeah, that's my campy look to put it.”

instant mq for making me remember this situation existed also don’t use red text 

[Surf Noir 190,648]

6 minutes ago, Daytona Beach Sparkler said:

LIPSTERS OF LANABOARDS, PREPARED TO BE GAGGED BY THE MELANCHOLIC, GLAMOROUS QUEEN OF CAMP MYSELF, LANA DEL REY!

“For this glamorous couture campy look, I went with an old blue sweater I found while raiding my sister Chuck's closet as always. The dark blue color represents the shades of blue my baby lives in and his eyes, jazz, and attitude. I also chose this long black and white skirt that emulates melancholia. I stole it from H&M when I was doing a campaign for them years back. I also chose these Hollywood sadcore black leather sandals that I found at the beach, pointing towards the ocean. I can't believe someone would leave such beautiful shoes behind! I also chose this glimmering, nostalgic necklace that I bought from an angel headed hipster on the streets of L.A (where the future is now) for $45. And for the hair, well, I just put it up and hope for the best. I just kept the makeup simple and didn't make it complicated. So, yeah, that's my campy look to put it.”

 

i fear you should've went with this look instead...

 

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 3,102]

1 hour ago, ultrabanisters said:

instant mq for making me remember this situation existed also don’t use red text 

My apologies, I forgot 

[DemonMic2003 3,881]

Just now, Daytona Beach Sparkler said:

Sorry, will change it now

naur i liked cftq outfit

[ultrabanisters 38,408]

Just now, Daytona Beach Sparkler said:

Sorry, will change it now

already done for you mawmas  it happens

 

but anyways back to LBNTM1 these entries are sickening 

 

[DemonMic2003 3,881]

Just now, ultrabanisters said:

already done for you mawmas  it happens

 

but anyways back to LBNTM1 these entries are sickening 

 

i thought mine slayed

 

edit-  britneys too

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 3,102]

1 hour ago, Surf Noir said:

 

i fear you should've went with this look instead...

 

Dang it I really should've used that one but my mind INSTANTLY thought of the outfit I chose when I thought of "camp" 

[Surf Noir 190,648]

Just now, Daytona Beach Sparkler said:

Dang it I really should've used that one but my mind INSTANTLY thought of the outfit I chose when I thought of "camp" 

 

her random low-top blue converse really are the cherry on top

[ultrabanisters 38,408]

1 minute ago, DemonMic2003 said:

i thought mine slayed

it’s giving 80s bond sidekick goldfinger beyonce in austin powers 

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 3,102]

Btw all the entries are SICKENING

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,083]

Hello to all, it is I, Jane Fonda. For my look, I wanted to go with an homage to my personal career by combining various items into one cohesive and summer-y outfit.

Firstly, my hair is very reminiscent of my acrobatic era, paired with a leotard under everything for some under the cover shade #trees
Seconadly, I topped my hair with my very own personal hat which I also wore for my movie 9 to  5 featuring the lovely dolly Parton and Lily Tomlin and speaking of the lovely Lily Tomlin whom I adore I stole one of her cardigan shawls from the set of Grace and Frankie (which also had RuPaul , one of the contestants here, hello Ru.) and I modified it by cutting it up into a cut little crop top moment. 

My earrings come straight from the set of Monster in Law, I was gifted them by the director after my character wore them and Jennifer lopez was really mad becuase she did not recieve gifts in the same fashion as I did but thats what happens when you're a fraud and I'm a beauty maker. 

This skirt here is just from Target but it reminded me of my role in Klute, where I was a fashion queen so I put that on it too and also found a telephone with a cord to give some homage to that film............................................... The gun is from Barbarella where I was a beauty queen but in space. Thanks all hope to see who wins this week , possibly me if it is me then thats great but if it isnt im Not mad . 





Love, Jane .

[Paris Hilton 9,415]

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Confessional 

I think all the girl are looking amazing right now… I feel a weird vibe coming from @Say Yes to Heaven‘s wig… I’m sensing an evil will coming….

 

 

[Lindsay Lohan 7,691]

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Confessional

I'm just appalled by some of the photographs presented to me by the girls... I thought this was Next Top Model? Not Next Top Clown. 

They're going to have a rude awakening tomorrow after hearing my critiques. This is a hard business with even harder words.

 

 

 

[Rorman Nockwell 54,438]

Lindsay will be bringing the venom and I will be picking these outfits apart like they're made of LEGO 

Actually that'd be very camp in a literal sense

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 3,102]

1 hour ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

Lindsay will be bringing the venom and I will be picking these outfits apart like they're made of LEGO 

Actually that'd be very camp in a literal sense

[Say Yes to Heaven 27,083]

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Confessional:

It is nice to be here among other celebrities it is very nice. I was moved by Lana del Ray’s outfit it was calculated chaos, lovely. Lizzy Grant though could have been more grand. 

i hope the lovelyLily Tomlin my dear friend does not notice ive taken her shawl yet until i win if i may do so

 

RuPaul hello friend remember me from Grace and Frankie set we shared  a donut

 

[Surf Noir 190,648]

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Confessional:

Listen, You Guys, If I Don't Win This Competition, I Swear I'm Going To Take My Album Off Of iTunes, I'll Disappear, I Might Even Fake My Own Death, Don't Even Be Surprised If I Assume A New Identity...

 

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 3,102]

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Confessional:
Everyone's outfits were so sickeningly camp, especially Lizzy's. I have never seen such high levels of camp that it's making me worried that my outfit isn't camp enough. I'm scared of what Lindsay will bring tomorrow and I'm a nervous wreck right now. I don't even know if I'll be here tomorrow. Hope is dangerous thing for a contestant like me to have - but I have it.

 

[Surf Noir 190,648]

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Confessional:

I overheard Jane Fonda Saying That My Outfit Could've Been More Grand, And Also, A Random Woman Threw Her Banana Peel At Me And Told Me I Wasn't Going To Win Because I Wasn't Glamorous Enough, And I Get It, I Live On Bread And Oranges, I Do Not Wear Designer Clothes, I Wear Random Crap From Forever21, I Do Not Live In A Mansion, I Live In A Mobile Home, And My Only Inspirations And Comforts Are Planting Fake Flowers In My Fake Flower Garden, Sticking Party City Decals On My Walls, And Having Reeve Carney Over So That I Can Show Him The Fed-Ex Trucks That Go By, I Mean, I Couldn't Even Afford A Fancy Pink Background Or A Fancy Pink Name-Tag Or Whatever You Want To Call It, Once I Win The Competition And Find Myself In A Better Place Financially, I Will Find The Confidence To Write To John Waters Or David Lynch So We Can Film Something Together... And It'll Be Lizzy Grant World Domination From Here On Out

 

[Terrence Loves Me 71,806]

7 hours ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

Britney Spears submitted by @bia for Week 1 Camp Couture

(It wasn't working for them)

 

That's my girl yaas queen