Lana Del Rey Officially Announces TROPICO, "Coming to a City Near You"

[JhnMabius 175]

STFU EVERYONE AND JUST WAIT UNTIL THIS SHIT GETS RELEASED.

[StationToStation 249]

STFU EVERYONE AND JUST WAIT UNTIL THIS SHIT GETS RELEASED.

 

[HighLikeABitch 138]

LOL

[BLOODSHOT 3,029]

This place is getting torn apart </3 

[PinUpGaloreLana 1,399]

Tropico im waiting to greet you, come to me baby:'(

 

 

 

This isnt fucking over Lana

 

[edcool 106]

What if Interscope/Polydor found tropico too cheesy because of the jesus guy and Marilyn walking around in the video and decided to cancel it? Or what if the stripper + jusus in the same video was too controversial so they didn't like it? WHAT IF TROPICO IS FLOPICO?????????                                           

[V3N1C3B1TCH 160]

[Whoopiedoo 444]

I'm picking my nose.

[alexzdelrey 123]

an idea popped into my head that the reason why it's taking so long is maybe she's going to release it on DVD? I mean she wouldn't get too much profit off of it if she just uploaded it to vevo and had a couple free screenings.

 

I mean the last profitable thing was Y&B and Paradise. I'm not familiar with interscope so idk if they try to squeeze money out of their artists or not.

[Tammy 2,291]

...it's been a couple of months. Does anyone here have any patience?

 

Yeah, you're right! I mean in the meantime people could play this exciting game: http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/3507-lanaboards-anniversary-thread-how-tight-is-your-pussy/&do=findComment&comment=124216

[Whoopiedoo 444]

2 people posted about Lana today on Facebook, for a minute I thought a date was confirmed..., sadly no.

[ConeyIslandQueen262 1,068]

Dear lord, when I get to heaven (will Tropico finally be released ?)        

[Coney Island King 26,125]

[PennCentralFan 269]

Some of you need to get over it. Lana does not owe you anything. Tropico will come out. Some of you are acting like size queens. Lana will release tropico when she wants and when it is ready. You should be more supportive of her. 

[Chiunzhan 1,480]

What is TROPICO? Do you eat it with COLA at the DARK PARADISE?

[COLACNT 5,180]

Some of you are acting like size queens

 

omg i only made fun of her tiny dick that one time  

 

[Viva 3,171]

What is TROPICO? Do you eat it with COLA at the DARK PARADISE?

 

good one tbh

[Viva 3,171]

 

Thats you. This is me. We all age super well don't we? I mean imagine how Lana will look like during Tropicos premiere since she is 27 *cough...29...30......cough

 

[Viva 3,171]

Lana does not owe you anything. Tropico will come out. Some of you are acting like size queens. Lana will release tropico when she wants and when it is ready. You should be more supportive of her. 

 

I love how your mind works. Is  like a Kinder Egg: there is always a surprise thought inside.

[Coney Island King 26,125]

Thats you. This is me. We all age super well don't we? I mean imagine how Lana will look like during Tropicos premiere since she is 27 *cough...29...30......cough

 

 

Now we know why she wants to screen it at the L.A cemetery, so it's easy to bury our AGED DEAD BODIES after the screening.