Member of the Month (October): Baby V Alex

[Sitar 22,218]

As your resident Member of the Month interview administrator, I can say I'm really happy to finally see this one happen. Baby V Alex has been in this community for a long time and always brightened it up with trademark sass and thorough clocks to anyone who crosses his path. Maybe most importantly, his passion for Britney Spears borders on Brazilian. Despite our fave-centric differences (*PLUGS ARTPOP*), he is one of my favorite members and although this was long overdue, how fortuitous that this serves as a birthmonth eleganza extravaganza~ Let him hear it! If anything, his queen has more emoticons than yours

 

Member of the Month: Baby V Alex!

 

1. What did you do today*?
I woke up felling like P. Diddy and got breakfast, took some pictures for my homework and now I'm answering this in the most interesting way I can  .  I skipped school to answer this (and wait for the Work Bitch video)

 

SH: *Or obviously the day this was turned in, oop. I hate when answers accidentally expose my procrastination.

 

2. What's something not many people know about you or that we would be surprised to learn about?
Baby V from my name cames from Vanessa Hudgens nickname "Baby V" and probably that I used to stan for Lady Gaga   
 

SH: I sense an incoming return to sense 38 days from now...

 

 

3. What's your current career? What's your dream job?
I'm at college waiting to become a comuniclogist graphic designer. And I'm pretty excited about it

4. What did you want to be when you were growing up? Have you become that yet? Did that decision change for you?
When I grow up/I wanna be famous/I wanna be a star/I wanna be in movies/When I grow up/I wanna see the world/Drive nice cars/I wanna have groupies   
Sometimes I wish I was famous and I sing for millions of people but it ain't gonna happen 
Cause i don't have a music talent, well I don't sing bad but no 

 

SH: Does the song not say "boobies"...

 

5. What would you consider your greatest accomplishment(s)?
The list threads on here 
 

6. What are your hobbies?
My iTunes, designing covers & alcohol
 

7. What's your biggest funny fail?
I twerked at the university one day, but usually my life it's a funny fail   

 

SH: Let BVA's recognition be inspiring to white girls everywhere

 

8. What is your favorite memory?
My very first Britney Spears concert.

 

SH: ...Let me tally this shit before you get too far ahead of me.

 

9. Lana's junior and high school years have been rather chaotic from what we know. How were/are yours?
I'm not, yeah I get drunk but I usually put school first. I'm a nerd 

 

SH: This is What Makes Us Nerds is begging to happen and be cringed at for centuries.

 

10. Do any of the words “sassy”, “fabulous”, or “flawless” describe you?
This question it's necessary? HELL YEAH I gave birth to the 3 of them 

 

11. If you could bring two people back from the dead, have an exquisite dinner, and some great conversation with them...who would they be and what would you eat?
Xtina's career would be one and I feed her with Godney's number one albums   
And the "old Britney" so the Britney Army stop acting so fucking dumb and I will feed her with their tears   

 

12. Do you believe in any form of life after death?
I believe in reincarnation, but it will be dope to became a ghost and hunt all the basic bitches   

 

SH: Who said we wouldn't get depth and insight from this interview?

 

13. Who is the person you admire most and why?
Britney post breakdown, she is so strong, I should say my mother but nah, bitch is too weak   

SH: Oh my god

 

14. What do you see in people that you yourself wish to emulate?
I wanna be more confident about myself

 

15. Make up a word that you would use daily and describe what it means.
"Fantasticney" - it's so fantastic that probably Britney already did it , but for real I suck at this

16. If your balls were a celebrity couple, who would they be?
Vanessa Hudgens & Josh Hutcherson -  cause people seem to forget them   

 

SH: OH MY GOD

 

17. When did you become a fan of Lana? What was it about her that attracted you to her?
I remember Bradley from Muumuse & the Prophet blog praising her and I was like "yay a new plastic pop princess", yeah I was wrong, so then BTD became a guilty pleasure cause I wasn't too into her but the video it's gorgeous, later that week I was lurking SIN's thread about her a downloading her stuff, and well 2 years later I'm here stanning for her.

 

SH: You're bringing out this English tutor in me right now BVA, let me grant you mercy

 

18. Which Lana album is your favorite: Paradise, Born to Die, Lana Del Ray AKA Lizzy Grant, or Sirens?
Lana Del Ray cause it's so pop-ish   

 

19. Favorite Lana song? Why?
Noir - I love how mad she is singing it and how rough it is.
Catch & Release - It's so fucking different from the rest & COLACUNT's video it's perf for it   

 

20. Least favorite Lana song? Why?
Children of the Bad Revolution it's forgettable and so predictable 
 
21. If given the opportunity to meet Lana for an hour, what would you do/say?
Where's Tropico?   
We would probably end up talking about how amazing Godney is and share music and make Karaoke & dance to I'm a Slave 4 U   

 

SH: LBR she owns the best of collection and that's it

 

22. Would you rather love and be loved or know all God knows?
God Knows, cause I probably knows everyone's dick size 

 

SH: Joking or not, this is the ONLY time anyone's ever agreed with Lana and chosen this answer. She's not a COMPLETE sociopath!

 

23. Of all the unreleased videos and songs we have knowledge of, what do you thirst for most?
I lost count but probably Delicious 2 & Behind Closed Doors (Final)
 

24. Are you the leaker?
Yes

 

25. Are you Lana?
Yes

 

26. Are you Ben Mawson?
(I wanna be ON Ben Mawson) Yes

 

SH: Everyone but the one he needs the most

 

27. Did you answer the 3 questions above honestly?
No or did I?   

28. Who are your favorite artists?
Britney Spears/Lana Del Rey, Simon Curtis & Dangerous Muse.

 

29. What was the last book you read?
I'm reading The Psychoanalyst by John Katzenbach atm, I can't go further the second part tho

30. Recommend us a song (can’t be top 40/popular) that we just have to listen to!
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=y-H1n7ZTYUk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RteQ47_z7K0&feature=player_embedded

Meet them, love them and have sex fantasies about them 

 

31. If you ever became a musician, what would you make your stage name?
Baby V Alex obv. I will be a white trash rapper, like Miley.

 

32. What comes after “Lana Del Rey” in your music library?
Lasgo

 

33. Put your iPod/music library on shuffle and tell us which 10 songs are played. Don't skip, don't cheat!
Blonde - Bridgit Medler
Baby I - Ariana Grande
Mafia - The asteroids Galaxy Tour
11:11 - Austin Mahone
Jungle (Remix) - Charli XCX
Alive - Adrian Lux
Around the World - Floptina
Thriller - MJ
Halo - Simon Curtis
Jimmy Iovine - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

Applause - Lady Gaga

 

SH: That 11th song! Not required but cool!

 

34. What are your thoughts on emotions, and the way that people express them?
I hate emotions, I hate liking people, but sadly I'm the kind of person who gives everything for everyone, so I hate them.
 

35. Do you hate anyone? If so, why?
I'm gay, I don't hate anyone, except them suffered bitches who don't have my balls (Hunty reference)

 

SH: Hallelujah Jesus, love to all (let's not alienate our audience (download Hooligan House))

 

36. What are the small things in life that make you as happy as a clam?
My friends, my little brother, books and music

 

37. What do you think your purpose is? Are you happy with where you are in life?
My purpose it's to spread the word of my lord & saviour Godney, and yeah I'm doing it right

 

SH: Rackin 'em UP

 

38. What is a characteristic / trait you see in others that you wish you had?
I want a hot body, I betta work bitch   

39. What are your pet peeves / deal-breakers when it comes to friends/relationships?
I'm not usually picky, so they have to so something really bad to end a relationship 

 

SH: You heard it here first--BVA would date a little monster

 

 
40. What would you say is your favorite physical trait + personality trait in potential partner?
A BIG DICK OR A PHAT ASS OBV   

41. do u like pies
who doesn't like pies? It's a fetiché   (it's a joke cause "pies" it's foot in spanish)
 

42. what is ur favourite kind of pie
lemon pie
 

43. do u enjoy flying kites, if so, what would ur ideal kite look like, describe it
I thought we were talking about pies   I never had a kite, so I don't know.

BONUS: Is there anything you'd like to tell the community of LanaBoards?
Dear members from Lana Boards, some of us have been together since that little thread over SIN, some others join this little adventure over LDR.FM and finally are the newbies from Lana Boards. We are now a family so I wanna thank you all for beeing the flawless kind of people that you are and that we are the best fan base out there cause we are not delusional like the others (*britney army*).
 
I will mention some of you but I wanna let you know that y'all are part of my heart and if I don't mention you It's because my memory it's so fucked up because all the porn I watch   
Hundred Dollar Bill, Sitar, Ataraxia, Antonia, Maru, Evilentity, Monicker  , Rebel, Ray, Bird Condo King, foxgrl, Hunter Hooligan, Pinup Girl, CalendarGirl (love her even to she is not here), Crystal Castle, Bekim, pelicanpunch, scorvi, trayertrash, Philomene, Trash Magic, Sex Dreams, Iconic LDR, Miss America, Cola, European, Trailer Park Darling, Guy, COLACUNT, and many, many others I love y'all and thank you for beeing friends/part of the forum.

 

SH: 11 BRITNEY REFERENCES! You even beat @'s number of references to alcohol and general debauchery in her interview! (OMG love you)

 

[Sitar 22,218]

I actually had to edit the amount of emoticons in this. Gay people!

[Beemo 1,373]

Loved this interview Loved all the Britney references. Congrats, BVA! 

 

 

Didn't know you were an ex-little monster

[I Was An Angel 340]

A britney spears "concert" is your favorite memory? man that's sad

[Guy 976]

   

 

 

 

 

42. what is ur favourite kind of pie
lemon pie

 

still got the taste  

[Mileena 2,693]

WOOO! i was so desperate for him to win seriously. 

 

and i got mentioned too wow, great interview! 

[Bekim 2,576]

I actually had to edit the amount of emoticons in this. Gay people!

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Bby VA , Loved this interview

[Velvet Elvis 229]

                   

[YUNGATA 14,955]

yass finally the bva interview we've been craving. congratz           

[Jord 3,481]

I'VE ALREADY FINISHED READING AND I'M STILL LAUGHING.

[Viva 3,170]

 What a flawless interview   Love that you chose know what God knows...it's the obvious choice tbh

 

Laugh all the way. Love you Baby V!!!

 

Oh!! and if Britney can have a singing career so can you ALex!!!

[Viva 3,170]

@@SitarHero

 

his passion for Britney Spears borders on Brazilian. Racist boy   

 

 

[TrailerParkDarling 5,699]

"Britney post breakdown, she is so strong, I should say my mother but nah, bitch is too weak    "

 

 

[Baby V Alex 2,859]

Thank y'all for reading and commenting on this, thank you Sitar for you sassiness on it.

 

I actually had to edit the amount of emoticons in this. Gay people!

 

 

Loved this interview Loved all the Britney references. Congrats, BVA! 

 

 

Didn't know you were an ex-little monster

 

I used to live for the applause applause applause

 

 

A britney spears "concert" is your favorite memory? man that's sad

 

what's sad it's that you knew I'm a Britney fan and you still read the interview

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

still got the taste  

 

 

 

I'VE ALREADY FINISHED READING AND I'M STILL LAUGHING.

 

My purpose in life tbh 

 

 What a flawless interview   Love that you chose know what God knows...it's the obvious choice tbh

 

Laugh all the way. Love you Baby V!!!

 

Oh!! and if Britney can have a singing career so can you ALex!!!

 

YAY

[COLACNT 5,180]

thank u 4 being flawless and continuing to spread THE GOSPEL OF GODNEY 

 

   

[I Was An Angel 340]

what's sad it's that you knew I'm a Britney fan and you still read the interview

 

 

I have all the respect for you and britney but seriously, she doesnt even sing in her concert, you basically were there to listen to her songs loud and see her dancing

[Baby V Alex 2,859]

I have all the respect for you and britney but seriously, she doesnt even sing in her concert, you basically were there to listen to her songs loud and see her dancing

you clearly doesn't know that my first concert was DWAD Tour tho

[I Was An Angel 340]

you clearly doesn't know that my first concert was DWAD Tour tho

 

explain

[Baby V Alex 2,859]

explain

I'm not going to explain the best tour ever to you

[I Was An Angel 340]

I'm not going to explain the best tour ever to you

 

why? cuz you think i aint worth it?