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Would you rather fuck your dad to save your mom from being killed or let her die? (Stolen from Jimmy Carr)

 

Can I fuck my dad and let my mom die? :creep:

 

I'd probably fuck him to save her. We have attractive genes are he's young so :creep:

 

Would you rather give a rimjob to Obama or Romney? :creep: :creep: :creep:


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Obama pls. And if michelle's chill w/ it he can have ma pepsi cola if u kno wat i mean.

 

 

Would you rather bone Ronald McDonald or Colonel Sanders?


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Colonel Sanders pls. Giv me dat fried chicken wang.

 

Would you rather eat a fetus or have to live with a stillborn inside of you for the rest of your life?

 

Eat a fetus.

 

Would you rather accidently shit or vomit during sex?


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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lion cub. i could kick the shit out of that cub but furious dog? unless it was a dog the size of my dog i'd get destroyed.

 

 

Would you rather never listen to Lana again or never have sex again?

 

 

 

:smiles:


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Have sex with Cher or RuPaul?

 

Aren't they the same person tho? :troll:

RuPaul. I am gay & I'm pretty sure he still has a dick, soooo..... yeah.

WYR eat earwax or the pus from a recently popped pimple? :creep: :creep: :creep:

that's so disgusting i'm sorry


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Britney!

 

Would you rather have a missing finger or have an extra toe? :eek:

 

Missing Finger.

 

Would you rather watch two close friends being murdered, or eat feces for a week?

 

 

Im awful at these tbh

 


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