Rarely Known Lana Facts (bottom of the LDR iceberg)

[CmonDownToFL 6,680]

[Make me your Dream Life 89,599]

THERE'S A FUCKING UFO???? WAIT. SIRI PLAY THE X FILES THEME 

[DeadSeaOfMercury 23,552]

33 minutes ago, West Coast said:

She once called 911 in a London hotel, only to realize that 911 doesn't work in the UK

That’s hilarious 

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TBH if I was overseas & needed help I’d probably start to dial 911 

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[Honeyyoung 17,100]

1 hour ago, Pineapple B00ST said:

was that one story about her voice being so airy because she fell down a tree or a well real? am i the only one who still remembers that? 

when she was a child she went down a well with a tape that held her, the taperipped and she fell on her back and got hospitalized. years later a man came to her and told her the reason her voice is whispery is because of that time she fell

[That Venice Bitch 29,013]

1 minute ago, Honeyyoung said:

when she was a child she went down a well with a tape that held her, the taperipped and she fell on her back and got hospitalized. years later a man came to her and told her the reason her voice is whispery is because of that time she fell

And that man was Bob Leone

[Make me your Dream Life 89,599]

4 minutes ago, Honeyyoung said:

when she was a child she went down a well with a tape that held her, the taperipped and she fell on her back and got hospitalized. years later a man came to her and told her the reason her voice is whispery is because of that time she fell

.  .   .   .  tape? TAPE????????

 

[Trash Magic 28,491]

7 minutes ago, That Venice Bitch said:

And that man was Bob Leone

Why is this so funny 

 

 

I remember a different version of that story. Didn’t she say she had a treehouse and the ladder to get to it was a ribbon and she fell while climbing it as the ribbon gave way. And as an adult she saw a clairvoyant and they said she had fallen as a child. 
 

I feel like this was from a rolling stone interview 

[Trash Magic 28,491]

Found it. Interview in Lovecat

 

“When I was young, I had a tree house and in order to get to the top of it, me and my sister had to climb up a satin Christmas ribbon. One day, on my way up the ribbon snapped and I fell 15 feet on to a fire pit. I broke my ribs and never told anyone except my mother. Last year I stopped into a Unitarian church and and a man came up to me out of the blue and told me he was a clairvoyant and that the reason why I had a shallow, breathy voice was because I had fallen out of a tree house 15 years ago. I still can’t get over how strange it is that he knew that.”

[IanadeIrey 62,154]

Not really a fact but I would like to air my grievances with newer fans who claim that AKA is completely unlistenable and that you’re “not a true fan” if you enjoy that record because it “glamorizes grooming and drug addiction” and Lana has allegedly come out of the woodwork and has said that it’s all about her “trauma” 

 

Sometimes I believe in the power of gatekeeping. 

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[prettywhenimhigh 49,480]

3 minutes ago, Trash Magic said:

Found it. Interview in Lovecat

 

“When I was young, I had a tree house and in order to get to the top of it, me and my sister had to climb up a satin Christmas ribbon. One day, on my way up the ribbon snapped and I fell 15 feet on to a fire pit. I broke my ribs and never told anyone except my mother. Last year I stopped into a Unitarian church and and a man came up to me out of the blue and told me he was a clairvoyant and that the reason why I had a shallow, breathy voice was because I had fallen out of a tree house 15 years ago. I still can’t get over how strange it is that he knew that.”

 

 

 

sure jan vibes

[Make me your Dream Life 89,599]

5 minutes ago, Trash Magic said:

Found it. Interview in Lovecat

 

“When I was young, I had a tree house and in order to get to the top of it, me and my sister had to climb up a satin Christmas ribbon. One day, on my way up the ribbon snapped and I fell 15 feet on to a fire pit. I broke my ribs and never told anyone except my mother. Last year I stopped into a Unitarian church and and a man came up to me out of the blue and told me he was a clairvoyant and that the reason why I had a shallow, breathy voice was because I had fallen out of a tree house 15 years ago. I still can’t get over how strange it is that he knew that.”

im sorry like but LIKEEEEE

 

[Make me your Dream Life 89,599]

this thread made my day, whew. 

[Trash Magic 28,491]

8 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

 

 

 

sure jan vibes

“I only ever told my mother” comes across very sus now too 🥴 conspiracy Patty pushed her has arrived

[Honeyyoung 17,100]

10 minutes ago, IanadeIrey said:

Not really a fact but I would like to air my grievances with newer fans who claim that AKA is completely unlistenable and that you’re “not a true fan” if you enjoy that record because it “glamorizes grooming and drug addiction” and Lana has allegedly come out of the woodwork and has said that it’s all about her “trauma” 

 

Sometimes I believe in the power of gatekeeping. 

yeah i see the album as a story of a young girl desperate for fame and willing to do anything to have it. it talks about traumatic things in a """pretty""" way but isn't that just her way of seeing it? i wonder how people can't view these songs as criticism rather than romantization

[bluechemtrails 27,596]

Elvis was her daddy, Marilyn her mother and Jesus her bestest friend.

[prettywhenimhigh 49,480]

Just now, Trash Magic said:

“I only ever told my mother” comes across very sus now too 🥴 conspiracy Patty pushed her has arrived

 

the way she just smiled through the pain so her family wouldn't find out she had broken ribs and then had patty looking at her across the table during dinner that same night like

 

 

 

[Honeyyoung 17,100]

1 minute ago, Trash Magic said:

“I only ever told my mother” comes across very sus now too 🥴 conspiracy Patty pushed her has arrived

patty:

[IanadeIrey 62,154]

7 minutes ago, Honeyyoung said:

yeah i see the album as a story of a young girl desperate for fame and willing to do anything to have it. it talks about traumatic things in a """pretty""" way but isn't that just her way of seeing it? i wonder how people can't view these songs as criticism rather than romantization

I agree! I think everyone under the sun has said that bit about romanticization (even about Ultraviolence when it came out), whereas I always found it to be half-rooted in truth and half-rooted in a subversive exploration of otherwise stigmatized topics. Even if it is a discussion of so-called traumatic things, I can’t help but feel that people put words in Lana’s mouth in an attempt to use their dismissal of that record for their own performative, virtue-signalling purposes lol. 

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