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my deep cut is the melody on earthquakes when she says you can say what you rEEAAAlly want

my deep cut is the melody on earthquakes when she says you can say what you rEEAAAlly want

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my deep cut is the melody on earthquakes when she says you can say what you rEEAAAlly want

The way she managed to (1) praise a clairvoyant for "remotely" curing her laryngitis with the power of ~just vibes~, (2) clock the tea on her beef with her tour manager who quit because she got 10 motorbikes for free, (3) thank every other person on her team, and (4) casually drop a serve of a selfie, all in a single post, needs to be studied. This is why I will forever be a fan.

now what was the reason for this

look, all i'm gonna say is- i know someone who has worked on lana's vocal chords for a long time (at least since she was yodeling the bridge of China Palace in the nevada desert condemned Coney island, pretty sure?) and from everything i know, she's experiencing in the human body, what is known as Bronchidoria Fallybulla....known as the thickening of one's vocal chords over a prolonged measure of time. i also know a lot of people in the medical/ENT industry that are shady, flakey, and can just be an all around pain so it sounds like this psychic was probably just hired in order to conduct a spell in which Lana's vocal chords shrank back to their normal size. This can be attributed as evidence when we examine the lower register and infrequency of her vocals at this performance of weekend one of Coachella 2024. Especially, considering her close team (ben, ed, byron, blake, sheridan. etienne, etc.) have been battling this virus themselves. As it was reportedly first discovered in the French Alps, where Lana has been seen frequently with her backup dancers , Zella Day, and even Judah Smith all going to an elusive "Retreat". I cant personally say what goes on at these so called retreats... But i do know. Plus mother is at her peak rn anyways. She was going to deliver regardless of her familial cursed bloodline.

look all i'm gonna say is i know someone who has worked on lana's tours for a long time (at least since la to the moon i'm pretty sure?) and from everything i know she's a pleasure to work with and super kind to her employees... i also know a lot of people in the festival/concert industry are shady, flakey, and can just be an all around pain so it sounds like this guy was probably just an asshole, especially considering her close team (ben, ed, byron, blake, sheridan. etienne, etc.) have been with her FOREVER with no complaints. 

she knew all she had left was the iphone voice to text transcription function and a dream, she had to make it work 

Lana & Pete

1. Henry Come On
2. Lasso
3. Four wheels moves the body two wheels moves the soul 
4. Has Anyone Else Died For You?
5. Rodeo (feat. Quavo)

My theory is that Lana will shOt the audience on Coachella and then she will sh0t herself. It would be a beautiful final act as an artist and as the persona that she it❤️. Likejust think about it, it would be just great and beautiful

I just know Tessa DiPietro knows some juicy things about Lasso

having a new female tour manager could change a lot, so let's see how this influences her upcoming shows (for the good )

if she's not up to hiring a full orchestra she should retire young and beautiful ASAP. the live version without the violins really undermines this great song

Here would be my dream set list for week one
 
 

if she's not up to hiring a full orchestra she should retire young and beautiful ASAP. the live version without the violins really undermines this great song

They're talking about replacing West Coast with White Mustang 

if she's not up to hiring a full orchestra she should retire young and beautiful ASAP. the live version without the violins really undermines this great song

if she's not up to hiring a full orchestra she should retire young and beautiful ASAP. the live version without the violins really undermines this great song

my dream tracklist 
i mean even with the ballads, she fully knows how loved both margaret and let the light in are, why the hell did she stick with bartender and arcadia??