Lana Del Rey Automatic Song Rank Sorter (Released Version Updated - April 2023)

[one time beauty queen 18,411]

@Fingertips  ILY 

[florida kilos 266]

Cant wait for the updated version! 

[blackestday x tough 5,330]

I also wait for an Updated Version.

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,371]

need this 

[Blossom 8,961]

 @Elle if u have any time soon, I think many of use would love an updated version of this! No pressure though <3

[Elle 121,071]

On 3/22/2023 at 7:53 PM, florida kilos said:

Cant wait for the updated version! 

 

19 hours ago, Blackestday x CN said:

I also wait for an Updated Version.

 

19 hours ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

need this 

 

6 hours ago, Blossom said:

 @Elle if u have any time soon, I think many of use would love an updated version of this! No pressure though <3

 

Hi everyone, just wanted to pop in regarding this. So unfortunately, it seems that sometime last year Tumblr disabled the use of Javascript unless by request. This sorter was created using Javascript, so I am currently unable to update it. You now have to contact Tumblr and request the use of Javascript on your blog. It seems this was done to prevent spam? I'm not sure. Either way, I reached out to them asking them to enable Javascript usage on my page so I can update this for you all! It says it may take a couple of days for them to respond, but I'll keep you all updated x

[blackestday x tough 5,330]

6 hours ago, Elle said:

 

 

 

 

Hi everyone, just wanted to pop in regarding this. So unfortunately, it seems that sometime last year Tumblr disabled the use of Javascript unless by request. This sorter was created using Javascript, so I am currently unable to update it. You now have to contact Tumblr and request the use of Javascript on your blog. It seems this was done to prevent spam? I'm not sure. Either way, I reached out to them asking them to enable Javascript usage on my page so I can update this for you all! It says it may take a couple of days for them to respond, but I'll keep you all updated x

 

Thank you for your effort

[sparklrtrailrheaven 9,036]

For anyone who doesn’t mind putting in the song titles manually, this site lets you create the same kind of sorter for free: https://www.pubmeeple.com/ranking-engine — now I just rank everything bc I can, lmfao

[sparklrtrailrheaven 9,036]

Just ranked the *full* LDR catalogue, and here's my top 20 -- idk if the order's perfect, but the songs are right 

1. Peppers ()

2.  Put Me in a Movie

3. Greenwich

4. 4th of July 

5. The Man I Love (yes I'm using the edit)

6. Off to the Races

7. Mermaid Motel (Demo)

8. Diet Mtn Dew (Demo 3)

9. Pin Up Galore (v.2)

10. Kill Kill

11.  Mermaid Motel 

12. Taco Truck x VB

13. Smarty

14. Dance for Money

15. Neon Palm

16. Stargirl Interlude

17. A&W

18. Driving in Cars with Boys (v.2)

19. 1949 (Demo)

20. Cult Leader

 

Unsurprisingly pretty Lizzy-heavy, but it was a surprise to see 3 DYKTTATUOB songs make it (and Peppers dethroning EVERYONE)

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,371]

3 minutes ago, sparklrtrailrheaven said:

Just ranked the *full* LDR catalogue, and here's my top 20 -- idk if the order's perfect, but the songs are right 

1. Peppers ()

2.  Put Me in a Movie

3. Greenwich

4. 4th of July 

5. The Man I Love (yes I'm using the edit)

6. Off to the Races

7. Mermaid Motel (Demo)

8. Diet Mtn Dew (Demo 3)

9. Pin Up Galore (v.2)

10. Kill Kill

11.  Mermaid Motel 

12. Taco Truck x VB

13. Smarty

14. Dance for Money

15. Neon Palm

16. Stargirl Interlude

17. A&W

18. Driving in Cars with Boys (v.2)

19. 1949 (Demo)

20. Cult Leader

 

Unsurprisingly pretty Lizzy-heavy, but it was a surprise to see 3 DYKTTATUOB songs make it (and Peppers dethroning EVERYONE)

 

wait which one did u do can u send link 

[sparklrtrailrheaven 9,036]

Just now, fl0r1dakil0s said:

 

wait which one did u do can u send link 

 

I linked the website in the previous post! The only drawback is that you've gotta enter all the information yourself 

[fl0r1dakil0s 21,371]

1 minute ago, sparklrtrailrheaven said:

 

I linked the website in the previous post! The only drawback is that you've gotta enter all the information yourself 

 

wait am i delusional i don't see any link 

[taco truck 32,808]

5 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

 

wait am i delusional i don't see any link 

https://www.pubmeeple.com/ranking-engine

[Elle 121,071]

Great news, everyone! Tumblr reinstated my ability to use JavaScript, so I'm now able to update the sorters again.

I went ahead and updated the Released Version, which you all can use here!

It now includes songs from Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd as well as Watercolor Eyes & Buddy's Rendezvous since those two are also officially released solo songs. I'll work on updating the other versions soon too. 

Also, for those who have never used this sorter before, I estimate about 15-45 minutes for completion depending on how quickly you're able to make your choices. The less time you take deciding between each pair, the quicker you'll be able to move through it. Additionally, I highly recommend not using the "I Like Both" or "No Opinion" buttons as these will skew your results by creating ties. If you would like each song ranked at a different number without ties, I recommend not using either of these.

I can't wait to see everyone's results! I'll also have to do mine soon, maybe later today.

Happy sorting! xx

[American Whore 51,091]

this is criminally hard 

[Tana Mongeau 4,985]

2 minutes ago, American Whore said:

this is criminally hard 

and long

[sweetie 6,627]

 

Welp... this looks about accurate. 

First Ocean Blvd song is Grandfather at #44. 

 

Rank	Character
1	West Coast
2	Sad Girl
3	Off to the Races
4	Radio
5	American
6	Summertime Sadness
7	Shades of Cool
8	Gods & Monsters
9	The Next Best American Record
10	Ultraviolence
11	High By The Beach
12	Art Deco
13	The Blackest Day
14	Black Beauty
15	Florida Kilos
16	Salvatore
17	Religion
18	God Knows I Tried
19	Tomorrow Never Came
20	Love

 

[Dark Angel 201,027]

here's my top 25

 

1	Off to the Races
2	Guns and Roses
3	Summertime Sadness
4	West Coast
5	Candy Necklace
6	A&W
7	Yosemite
8	Wildflower Wildfire
9	Money Power Glory
10	Heroin
11	Honeymoon
12	Born to Die
13	Music To Watch Boys To
14	Swan Song
15	Flipside
16	Freak
17	Salvatore
18	24
19	National Anthem
20	Sad Girl
21	Dark Paradise
22	Florida Kilos
23	High By The Beach
24	Art Deco
25	Brooklyn Baby

 

here's the rest

 

Spoiler

26	Pretty When You Cry
27	Old Money
28	Fucked My Way Up To The Top
29	Cola
30	Body Electric
31	Gods & Monsters
32	Carmen
33	Bel Air
34	Cruel World
35	Ultraviolence
36	Video Games
37	Ride
38	Religion
39	Buddy's Rendezvous
40	Text Book
41	White Dress
42	Venice Bitch
43	Fingertips
44	Big Eyes
45	Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
46	Blue Jeans
47	Paris, Texas
48	Let The Light In
49	The Grants
50	Diet Mountain Dew
51	Shades of Cool
52	Some Things Last a Long Time
53	Young & Beautiful
54	Without You
55	I Can Fly
56	Wait for Life
57	Summertime (The Gershwin Version)
58	The Blackest Day
59	13 Beaches
60	Change
61	Blue Banisters
62	Bartender
63	California
64	The Greatest
65	Mariners Apartment Complex
66	Cinnamon Girl
67	Radio
68	This Is What Makes Us Girls
69	American
70	Tulsa Jesus Freak
71	Dark But Just a Game
72	Not All Who Wander Are Lost
73	Dance Till We Die
74	Black Bathing Suit
75	Doin' Time
76	Blue Velvet
77	hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
78	Chemtrails Over the Country Club
79	Get Free
80	Fuck It I Love You
81	How to Disappear
82	Happiness is a Butterfly
83	Million Dollar Man
84	Terrence Loves You
85	Is This Happiness
86	Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind
87	In My Feelings
88	Lust For Life
89	Cherry
90	Groupie Love
91	Summer Bummer
92	White Mustang
93	Black Beauty
94	God Knows I Tried
95	Love
96	Dealer
97	Wild at Heart
98	Breaking Up Slowly
99	Sweet
100	Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing
101	Nectar of the Gods
102	Living Legend
103	Cherry Blossom
104	Norman Fucking Rockwell
105	Arcadia
106	Tomorrow Never Came
107	Burning Desire
108	Lucky Ones
109	Lolita
110	The Other Woman
111	For Free
112	Chelsea Hotel No. 2
113	Let Me Love You Like a Woman
114	The Next Best American Record
115	Looking for America
116	Once Upon a Dream
117	Yayo (Paradise)
118	Thunder
119	Sweet Carolina
120	Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
121	Love Song
122	God Bless America - and All the Beautiful Women in It
123	When the World was at War We Kept Dancing
124	If You Lie Down With Me
125	Violets for Roses
126	Beautiful
127	Kintsugi
128	Margaret
129	Fishtail
130	Taco Truck x VB
131	Peppers
132	You Must Love Me
133	Watercolor Eyes
134	You'll Never Walk Alone
135	Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
136	Season of the Witch

 

[Super Movie 51,550]

Here's my current top 20

[blackestday x tough 5,330]

4 hours ago, sweetie said:

 

Welp... this looks about accurate. 

First Ocean Blvd song is Grandfather at #44. 

 

Rank	Character
1	West Coast
2	Sad Girl
3	Off to the Races
4	Radio
5	American
6	Summertime Sadness
7	Shades of Cool
8	Gods & Monsters
9	The Next Best American Record
10	Ultraviolence
11	High By The Beach
12	Art Deco
13	The Blackest Day
14	Black Beauty
15	Florida Kilos
16	Salvatore
17	Religion
18	God Knows I Tried
19	Tomorrow Never Came
20	Love

 

 

Yeah old lana fan