Two Truths and A Lie

[Harlem 1,942]

Reviving this

 

#1 - I have 6 siblings

#2 - I once put drugs in someones bag in college to get them expelled

#3 - I own 65 physical copies of the same single

[Guy 976]

1 is a lie because i want to believe that you are a badass

 

1- i have a pet giraffe

2- i am a british alien and also a goat

3- i inhale about 10 pounds of cocaine a day

[Harlem 1,942]

Not going to anwser yours otherwise it'd just be me and you over and over but:

 

 

The lie was 3, I actually own 70 copies of the same single . But yes I put a few LSD tablets into this assholes bag and then told our form tutor I saw him selling weird medication, permanent exclusion

 

[teethclick 898]

But yes I put a few LSD tablets into this assholes bag and then told our form tutor I saw him selling weird medication, permanent exclusion

Dear god WHAT

[Harlem 1,942]

He deserved it :haha:

 

 

gosh if you post in here you're meant to answer the previous lie to me and then do your own

 

[Sitar 22,218]

1 is a lie because i want to believe that you are a badass

 

1- i have a pet giraffe

2- i am a british alien and also a goat

3- i inhale about 10 pounds of cocaine a day

 

2 is the lie, you're neither of those, you're a slice of pie

 

 

My Momma edition:

1. My mom has a credit in a lesbo biker movie.

2. My mom does voodoo.

3. My mom toured with Dolly Parton.

[Guy 976]

2 is the lie, you're neither of those, you're a slice of pie

 

 

I'm all that and more bb

[Summertime Sadness 112]

My mom toured with Dolly Parton.

 

1. One Direction is my guilty pleasure.

2. I'm born a proud Singaporean.

3. I dislike pepsi-cola even if it tastes like Lana's pussy.

[Sucker 7,916]

I dislike pepsi-cola even if it tastes like Lana's pussy.

 

1. People in Denmark thought I was a street corner hooker.

2. I've almost been raped/assaulted by several niggas.

3. I lost my virginity to a stranger I met online.

 

:creepy:

[cartoon eyes 2,563]

Im sure ya know how this works!

 

I was banned from LDR.fm

I am from Nevada

I have a dog named Max

 

[Viva 3,171]

I don't know how it works

...do we have to guess your truths and lie or just post 2 truths and a lie?

[PinUpGaloreLana 1,399]

Erm,

Truths: You have a dog named max and you were banned from LDR.fm?

 

Mine:

I have never kissed another girl

I'm french

I'm blonde

._.

[lola 6,644]

you've never kissed another girl and you're blonde?

 

i have a bunny called ferdinand

i went to cambodia but only left the hotel once

i was 9 yrs old when i watched porn for the 1st time

[PinUpGaloreLana 1,399]

you've never kissed another girl and you're blonde?

 

i have a bunny called ferdinand

i went to cambodia but only left the hotel once

i was 9 yrs old when i watched porn for the 1st time

 

Lol correct!

 

You were 9yrs old when you watched porn for the first time and you have a bunny called ferdinand?

[Viva 3,171]

I had my first kiss when I was 11

I Never watched porn movies

I dated a boy who turned out to be gay for 4 months

[Wryta Thinkpiece 3,345]

I had my first kiss when I was 11

I Never watched porn movies

I dated a boy who turned out to be gay for 4 months

Your first kiss was at eleven and you were a beard for four months.

 

 

I never learned how to ride a bike.

 

I eat Starbursts with the wrapper still on.

 

My stomach occasionally makes the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.

[lola 6,644]

Lol correct!

 

You were 9yrs old when you watched porn for the first time and you have a bunny called ferdinand?

first one is correct and i didn't leave the hotel in cambodia bc i got food poisoning the first night i when i went to a buffet

[Pepsi Pussy 10]

I'm gay

Never had sex

I've seen Lana live

[lauradelxx 1,082]

I'm gay

Never had sex

I've seen Lana live

 

 

 

you're gay and you've seen lana live? seems like the perfect combo 

 

 

 

I have a birthmark

I can swim.

I saw Nicholas Cage once

[The Weeknd 24]

You have a birthmark and you can swim?

I hate Kanye West

I like to download music

I first heard Lana 2 yrs ago.