Melanie Martinez

[FkaTwinks 3,136]

  On 11/1/2023 at 11:07 PM, CoochieSwirlC said:

"art with substance"

> nearly plot-less K-12 film
> NFTs of "edgy" versions of old toys
> stolen artwork merch
> awful green-screened "M&G" photos
> tacky half-baked songs like Moon Cycle coming out while decent songs like Needle & Thread fall to the wayside

[FkaTwinks 3,136]

it's giving when people raised concerns that the Cry Baby era spent a little too much time sexualizing its preschool-aged characters and being inappropriate with its subject matter (which is even more true after K-12 and songs like "Wheels on the Bus"), and Melanie's response was a salty post like "you just don't GET it"

[Coloringbooks 14,308]

I live in a weird world… ya it's sad but it's true… 

[FkaTwinks 3,136]

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[Coloringbooks 14,308]

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[FkaTwinks 3,136]

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[The Siren 30,543]

  On 11/2/2023 at 9:27 PM, Coloringbooks said:

Didn't you literally talk on Discord about using your Training Wheels T-shirt as a cumrag? and defend your pedophile boyfriend who sent nudes to multiple children?

 

Also, you stan Elita who's done way worse than Melanie ever has 😭... she was actually into ageplay on Tumblr. Sit this one out

Oh my 🥴

[Coloringbooks 14,308]

Melanie should make more songs like this, it's still one of my favourites

Her voice just sounds heavenly here especially on the bridge 

[honeymooncd 3,760]

Love how we r just moving on from that....okay!

[Coloringbooks 14,308]

  On 11/2/2023 at 11:27 PM, honeymooncd said:

Love how we r just moving on from that....okay!

Not that I don't stand by what I said… but publicly fighting on LanaBoards is kind of embarrassing for everyone involved 

let's get back to Melanie talk 

[SoftwareUpgrade 19,367]

Did everyone try the chicken Melanie bobble-head perfume bottle ? I thought the chicken pink thing perfume was lovely !!

[honeymooncd 3,760]

I've been a fan of melanie since 2016, and have followed her career for a long time. I used to love her, but I'm kind of over her now. The only reason I am still sort of tuning into her is because of my friend, and because portals have a couple great songs. She feels super passive aggressive to me when she talks to fans recently, it's rubbing me the wrong way. A specific example I'm thinking of is when she commented on this girl's post about Oliver Tree, saying that the song wasn't about him- but in a very rude way. Earlier that day, she had also added an insta story about it too, but not about that specific song or any song in general tbh. Everyone started attacking the fans(even though everyone thought the same thing) and Melanie has been here long enough to know that her fans are capable of doing that. I still am iffy about the whole timothy situation as well, but I'm not going to dwell on it right now. I'm not sure if anyone will care about my two cents, but here it is.

[Gravitate 3,923]

  On 11/2/2023 at 11:24 PM, Coloringbooks said:

Melanie should make more songs like this, it's still one of my favourites

Her voice just sounds heavenly here especially on the bridge 

Her acoustic era was so cute. I still listen to her cover of Creep and The One Who Got Away 

[notthatdreamy 367]

Studio versions of all the old acoustic stuff NOW, scrap the film, drop the good songs from Portals outtakes (EP/album) and Cry Baby Deluxe MVs

[The Siren 30,543]

  On 11/2/2023 at 11:30 PM, SoftwareUpgrade said:

Did everyone try the chicken Melanie bobble-head perfume bottle ? I thought the chicken pink thing perfume was lovely !!

i personally will actually try at least one of them once theyre in the smaller more affordable sizes

[Jack 2,925]

Justice for Needle and Thread, a thorough masterclass in how good Melanie can weave a concept together 

[The Siren 30,543]

Whoever it was that was asking for a Cry Baby perfume restock, Instagram advertised this bto me

https://www.oakcha.com/products/praise-the-perfume?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=man-nf_usd-ca&utm_content=static-batch7&fbclid=PAAaYiwNuxTTHb6S6m_OAwWEi9JNmmCenVSQMLjbp0plZqPGHA0jEmWseFMY0_aem_Afen2fsapLcesaqCYVyiiS-T2Ifhdttq3I0ZOzozzRAA4nolVXm-x0NpYBQkDbVvHZ97fbY2UU-2O6HAEMOgIANA&campaign_id=23862084503590099&ad_id=23862084503630099

[The Siren 30,543]

Whoever it was that was asking for a Cry Baby perfume restock, Instagram advertised this to me

https://www.oakcha.com/products/praise-the-perfume?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=man-nf_usd-ca&utm_content=static-batch7&fbclid=PAAaYiwNuxTTHb6S6m_OAwWEi9JNmmCenVSQMLjbp0plZqPGHA0jEmWseFMY0_aem_Afen2fsapLcesaqCYVyiiS-T2Ifhdttq3I0ZOzozzRAA4nolVXm-x0NpYBQkDbVvHZ97fbY2UU-2O6HAEMOgIANA&campaign_id=23862084503590099&ad_id=23862084503630099

[The Siren 30,543]

this is so ugly

https://stripjointglasgow.co.uk/product/melanie-martinez-after-school-ep-marble-vinyl/

 

and theres a restock of the Walmart Cry Baby deluxe edition vinyl

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Melanie-Martinez-Cry-Baby-Walmart-Exclusive-Pop-Baby-Blue-Vinyl-2-LP-Atlantic/1800048241