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"Have to touch myself to pretend you're there" - Masturbation for the sexually frustrated

 

"I'll love him forever" - How to get over The One.


Long hair, Lana that's my bitch

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this thread is amazing! :P

 

"Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn’s my mother: A guide to reinvention through creative transcedence of your origins"

 

"I can't be with the man I love (if he treats me rough): How to free yourself of an abusive relationship"

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"I would wait a million years: How to love a man imprisoned"

or (in the same vein):

"I will love you 'til the end of time: a guide to coping with loving a man on death row"

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regarding real self help books, i think lana may have read bruce lipton's "the biology of belief":

http://www.brucelipt...-belief#/page/3

her "let's change our DNA" from "heavy hitter" leads me to think so ^_^

 

That would make much more sense! I never thought very highly of that line before, but now I feel that I'm 'getting' it better :) was the same with 'the ghost in your machine' in She's Not Me.



 


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"I Say Hey Jimmy Gnecco, I Like The Way Your Name Echo: How To Make Every Guy Fall For You"


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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How to be a Ride or Die bitch

 

50 things you didn't know about Gas Stations that will blow your mind.


Long hair, Lana that's my bitch

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